Humorous and funny Sales poems and/or funny poems about Sales. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sales funny poems!
Written by
Ann Foster
Categories:
cute, dream, funny, hello, hope, humor, magic,
Of Yard Sales
Yard Sales are the
Macy’s of Saturday shopping,
On a budget that fits in my coin purse.
written for contest
07/27/2019
Written by
John Trusty
Categories:
funny, political
Altoid Sales Errupted
Bill (in) Hillary? A turgid question.
Monica eased prostatic congestion.
His Altoids improved the taste,
while her dress absorbed the waste.
Her mother kept the prized possession!
*For the “Political Woes” contest. You can’t make this stuff up.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
Soupy Sales
Milton Supman “Soupy Sales”
His tongue twister “unique New York” never fails.
The child I was says, “unique you nork, unique you nork.”
My milk spouts out, with a flying cork.
4/9/2019
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
Garage Sales
Garage sales are for those with it all, I concede
But can't resist paying a dollar for stuff they don't need
Strange way of thinking
Maybe too much drinking
There's just no accounting for some peoples' greed
Written by
Christy Hardy
Categories:
funny, life, visionary, work, old, old,
Yard Sales
We started the day bringing stuff out,
an old worn out chair, and a matching couch.
Stuff we don't use, and stuff we don't like,
those old rusty wheel covers, and that bent up bike.
Two broken lamps, that have no shades,
and a table with scratches, you made.
Clothes by the tons, who wore them all,
some too tight, and some too short.
Look at the shoes, did I really wear them all,
ugly is not the word, I really had gall.
Pots, and pans, ugh, they are a mess,
I need new ones, I must confess.
Left over junk, from family, and friends,
always at my house, they seem to land.
Yard sales are work, but I love them, I do,
maybe next week, I'll be seeing you.
Written by
Norman Littleford
Categories:
humor,
Beware of Sales
From a store that sold only beds
Came an advert in my email,
50% off everything
This is a closing down sale.
So I bought a double bed
Taking the assistants advice,
But the delivery van brought a single
50% off the bed, not the price.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
Ever Thought of Sales
What is for lunch today?
Why do you ask?
Because I am tired of saying good morning.
Why don’t you just say it is great to see you.
Okay. It is great to see you.
Why is it great?
Have you ever thought of a career in sales?
No.
Why do you ask?