Humorous and funny Salmon poems and/or funny poems about Salmon. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Salmon funny poems!
Written by
Victoria Anderson-Throop
Categories:
food, funny, places, me,
Salmon Overdose By An Alaskan
SALMON OVERDOSE by an Alaskan
Salmon, salmon every day
Every time and every way
Alaska breakfast
Salmon lunch
Add some nuts
To make a crunch
Thank you fisher man
My friend
For sharing
Salmon without end
What is prized in cities far
Fills my pantry
Jar by jar
White wine adds a little bite
When I whine I feel contrite
But the fragrance of this fish
Makes me want
Another dish
When I yearn
For beans or rice
Please be patient and be nice.
Oh, New Yorkers
Call on me
Trade me fora ton of Brie.
Written by
Jeanne Mcgee
Categories:
fishing, humor, sea,
Salmon Song
I had a summer job at sea
The captain, the dog and wee me
A gill net set boat
And away we float
The salmon all caught with much glee
Most mornings on deck I would be
To watch the sunrise and night flee
My dog I must gloat
Could sing a high note
And he gave our fishes for free
Written: 7-30-2019
Two Sea Themed Limericks Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin Sponsor
9th place out of 10 placements