Humorous and funny Sarah poems and/or funny poems about Sarah. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sarah funny poems!
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense,
Sarah My Creepy Boss
Sarah O'hara was my creepy boss
She slipped a coin and readied for a toss
A head for an owl
A tail for a fowl
She shook her head 'Hey It's a double cross'
SARAH MY CREEPY BOSS/Limerick/ Copyright © RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
11/21/2014
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Sarah Palin Horn Haiku
Sarah Palin Horn Haiku
Should stop inhaln'
For certain Sarah Palin
For smoother sailn'.
Jim Horn
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
fantasy, humor, music, myth, mythology, parody, satire,
Sarah Neighed For Charlie Daniels
(Quick off the top of my haid)
Da dibble go down to Georgia
A town in Texas, who knew
He went on de run
He took his six gun
Lookin' for to doo wacka doo.
He comed across a young sure-shot
Targetin' a hickory stump
Dibble feelin' sly
Slithered up to this guy
And patted him upon the rump.
"What you doin' mistuh?
You hyeh lookin' to die?
We'll duel then you'll
End up a dead fool
For layin' yo' hand on my thigh."
Dey faced off and Johnny drew
But de dibble had drawn his too
They pissed in the wind
They humped and they sinned
And de dibble got his koo koo ka joo.
Written by
Clive Culverhouse
Categories:
fun, humorous, mental health, nonsense, silly, word play,
Sarah
staring at a stereo
in the Serengeti
Sarah getting stir crazy
gotta get out of this ghetto
Sarah saw a
chance and took it
sailed on a sailboat
slowly to Nantucket
thanks wholly
to her Nan’s ticket
nice of her and now
Sarah seems brighter
somewhat better
as she wrote neatly
in her Nan’s letter