Humorous and funny Sassy poems and/or funny poems about Sassy. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sassy funny poems!
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny
Sassy Lassie
I once knew a sassy lassie
Who led me to a bank so grassy
So flirtatious was she
Her undulations so free
Boy! she sure had a classy chassis
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Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
A Wee Bit Sassy
Some girls are brassy, some girls are flashy
Some girls are even a wee bit trashy
They give you a tweak
A tug on your cheek
Actually prefer girls that show a bit of their ***-y
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Sassy Savannah Lassie
That sassy young lassie from Savannah
She wound up in Cuba's old Havana
Playing fine flamenco guitars
Rolling pricey high-class cigars
And shacking with men in her cabana.
written June 23, 2021
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Sassy Lassie
There was a young lady from Gloucester
Whose flippant ways really cost her
She snapped at a preacher
Who tried hard to reach her
And, finally, he up and tossed her.
written July 10, 2021