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Humorous and funny Science Fiction poems and/or funny poems about Science Fiction. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Science Fiction funny poems!
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
fantasy, funny, parody, science fiction
B Horror On a Beach Day.
Soon the curious swelled to a mob.
as they gathered to gape at the glob.
Someone prods with a stick.
as another screams: " Quick!"
"We must run for our lives! It's the Blob!"
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
food, funny, nonsense, science fiction,
Green Cuisine
Lurking in fuzzy leftovers is seen
A quivering, crawling hairball of green
A florescent prune
Or cheese from the moon
Gurgles gastric, plastic alien spleen
The miser squire requires gluts of caffeine
To dissect this science project's gangrene
Harpoon on a spoon
Zoom to the saloon
Lunch ladies' supreme mystery cuisine.
3/15/19
For Green Humor contest
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
adventure, humor, science fiction, silly,
The Twilight Zone
Driving along the dark deserted road,
only noise I heard was the croak of a toad,
passing on either side the silhouettes of the trees,
my window rolled down enjoying the cool autumn breeze,
Turning on my sirius radio to a brand new station,
hearing a familiar voice saying theres an invasion,
Rod Sterling comes on and tries to warn me,
too late the trees come alive and I've nowhere to flee!
Quickly getting out my husband's chainsaw from the trunk,
I finally on the third try crank it up with a little luck,
the huge alien trees surrounding me not realizing I'm American and tough,
run away like sapling sissy's to their waiting ufo's and quickly blastoff.
10-29-16
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
adventure, funny, mystery, parody, science fiction,
The Saucers Have Arrived!!!
they're here!
the saucers I've waited for...
It's hard to believe...
we've waited so long!
with a sense of wonder,
and a sense of joy...
at their arrival....
oh boy!...oh boy!...
yes, this seems to be
a red-letter day..
I'm left with only...
one more thing to say...
when, just when,
will we wait,
till kittens turn to pups,?
do you think I might expect...
to get the matching cups!...
.
Written by
Mike Youds
Categories:
funny, science fiction,
Star Whores
Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)
Written by
Clive Culverhouse
Categories:
humorous, life, science fiction, self,
AND ACTION
when I leave the house
sheep have been arranged in fields
and the allocations of cars
have been made for today’s passing
with scripts sent out nightly
to those I might encounter
those set management guys
have been busy again
even the sky looks real
I’m sure someone must yell
AND CUT
when I fall asleep at night
and set up begins again
funny though
I feel like an extra
in my own show
Written by
Mark Martin
Categories:
computer, funny, satire, science fiction, technology,
Artificial Intelligence - Bah
AI is worthy - but is it a pity?
Nothing's been done on synthetic stupidity
Smart may be good, but dumb gullibility
Will grow without limit and tend to infinity
Clever and cunning is not very hard
But it takes a brainbox to program a dullard
So why not SS instead of AI?
Well witless behaviour's in no short supply
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, science, science fiction
"war of the Worlds" By H.G. (Hebert-Gautreaux) Wells
Martian Gumbo
One of dem Saucer land in da Bayou
Ole Boudreaux out huntin say "Jus who be you?"
Den he point him shodgun
And say "Lookee here son...
Jus found some green OKRA to seasonne my stew!"
Written by
Julian Lawson
Categories:
fun, humorous, science fiction, silver,
No Im Not a Robot
How can a robot know?
But I likes a piece of poetry
To set my circuits all aglow,
R2D2's just a drone,
Steve Austin he can barely scan
Robots generally 'e don't rhyme,
But a cyberman 'e can!
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, science fiction
Men In Black
Who are these notorious grim-faced men
Government spies, aliens, perhaps Satan
What color shows the real you?
Pray it is a brighter hue!
Just please don’t put on that black suit again
Written by
Osman Gani
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, parody, satire, science fiction
The Supermoon
The astronomers, common people, kids are gazing
At the Super-moon that has appeared in the sky.
The super-moon is so big, so bright, so charming
That the bystanders cannot even blink their eye.
Next day, the burning furnace of the Sun will burn
The shimmering of Super-moon with its warmth.
What will change tomorrow? Will the waves turn?
Will fate of the poor change? Can death be birth?
The poor who sleep at rough footpaths of the city
Were sleeping starved in the chilly moonlit night.
They had nothing to do with the moon’s luminosity,
If the moon were bread they could eat it with delight.
Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
funny, humorous, music, science fiction,
William Shatner
William Shatner (Captain Kirk),
Best known for his acting work,
In music he would speak the song,
Resulting in a say-along.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
fantasy, fish, funny, hero, ocean, science fiction
Aquaman
He talks to the fish
And they hear his every wish
He swims in their pee
Way out in the sea.
Written by
Robert Heemstra
Categories:
humorous, science fiction, me,
My Best Movies
Along Came Polly and Final Countdown
are the two movies I have seen the most
both movies make me smile without a frown
I don’t watch movies that have any ghost
Along Came Polly is underrated
I think it’s funny and it’s really good
my two top movies are unrelated
and both of those movies I understood
The Final Countdown brings back memories
of a time when I was a younger man
when I’m watching that I relive glories
most memories I’ve tossed in the can
one’s a comedy the other’s sci-fi
nobody ever have to ask me why
Written by
Nick Bagnall
Categories:
funny, science fiction, space,
Twinkle Twinkle
Twinkle twinkle super nova
Lighting up my lunar rover
Will my solar panel stand
Heat intense like molten sand
Twinkle twinkle super nova
Hope I'm here when it's all over
Written by
Mike Youds
Categories:
funny, science fiction,
Red, Red Whine
If red wine were not red, I
Would probably be a Jedi
I’d use the FORCE
With no remorse
Be that would Joda said I
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
animals, funny, science fiction, me,
An Unexpected Visitor
A well spoken Martian came calling last week
He popped in the house for a chat
Though I wasn’t displeased
When he coughed and he sneezed
I was miffed when he swallowed my cat
He said “ I am frightfully sorry,
It isn’t like me to do that
You must think me a hog
For I much prefer dog
Or a rodent like rabbit or rat”
Written by
Renee Kelly
Categories:
funny, life, science fiction,
Orang Versus Bog
Listen well my droogs
the prevention of free will
leads to prestoopnick
Written by
Brian Johnston
Categories:
hilarious, science fiction,
Haiku By Escher
#1
broken icicle
equatorial fossil
turned now into stone
Brian Johnston
June 20, 2016
Poet's Notes:
Expect more to come! Ha!
Written by
Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson
Categories:
friendship, funny, imagination, on writing and words, science fiction, seasons
A Glurmy Gleepcious Glorp
I plurm and glorp with every breath
My existence defies and deifies death
I splurp and glomph amongst your days
Indistinguishable from mud and haze
I slig and slorg, a dark breamy blaze
with unctuous vim I sleam through your days
and go about my large gorptious ways
Slimy, I slawl in shades of grey
leaving glossful drippings to mark my way
and make your life gang aft agley
as I spream and slorl in spurious ways
and glurm and gleep with hideous gaze
I sleam and glort in vorptious dark ways
‘Til you come undone
And my sporphing’s won!
My job’s complete – I’ve sprunked your flaze
My job is done, I’ve gronked your days!
Written by
Rio Jansen
Categories:
dark, humor, natural disasters, science fiction, silly,
Examples of understatement
What if the orbiting earth were to unexpectedly run into a brick wall
speeding through the galaxy one night in the middle of Fall?
Can you imagine the sounds of death, destruction, and annihilation
as Christchurch, New Zealand, crashes into the Atlanta Metro bus station?
I don’t think that that would be any fun at all!
Written by
Pedros Fernandes
Categories:
dedication, humor, humorous, metaphor, science fiction,
In the Sea Beer
Those two submarines are playing cards on their lunch break,
Suddenly a boiled egg passes and say:
-Hi five what you guys doing?
-We are playing cards
-Can I play?!
-This is only for members.
-That's OK
-I was going to the barbershop anyway,
- Ask Hydra for a Beer egg
- I have been going to AA man are you crazy!,
The egg vomits
The submarines laugh
Hydra juggles
Dedicated to Professor Adriano Moreira
Written by
Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
fun, humorous, science fiction, surreal,
Greetings Earthlings
I come in peace ...
Me not like movie “Alien”
I not born in a pod,
Me be no Gen. Zod
My spaceship no scout
for any Death Star squad
I come from afar ...
Me seek intelligent life
Crash landed on Earth,
lost all proof of ill-fated flight
Your human generosity
has brightened up my dark plight
Thanks for the “Get Well Soon” card,
received from your psychiatric nurse wife
Written by
Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, natural disasters, on writing and words, people, science fiction
Here's Sum Fun!
Google me
Kanoodle me
Please whole kit'n'kaboodle me
Otherwise
how rude I'll be
I demand at least
you doodle me
Then how sweet
my mood'l'be!
---
Now don't you try
to foodle me
You really can't
bamboozle me
'cuz I'm smarter
than my poodle be!
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, science fiction, planet,
Jar Jar Binks
I'm a Gungan from the planet Naboo and my name is Jar Jar Binks.
Senator Padme put me in charge once even though I don't even have the ability to think.
George Lucas brought me to life with a computer, I'm a product of CGI.
Because many Star Wars fans find me irritating, they want me to die.
Many people hate everything about me, they hate my voice, my six foot tongue and my orange skin.
Now that the prequels are over, those people are thankful that they'll never have to see me again.
(This poem is based on the Star Wars Prequels.)