Humorous and funny Scotland poems and/or funny poems about Scotland. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Scotland funny poems!
Written by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole
Categories:
cat, character, culture, hilarious, humorous, words
Scotland In Pawn's Dreams
Scotland in Pawn's Dreams
A visit to Scotland in Pawn’s dreams
Means grinding and riding little steams
Bout clouds know how to mark
Send battered skin as stark
And then kitty cat walks in sunbeams
5/5/2014
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Trump In Scotland
Trump In Scotland
Trump to Ireland he was not invited
Never knew Scotland wanted to stay united
And down path we were being led
Thought he had been in Florida instead.
He sure great regarding foreign policy
Loved it when we heard each fallacy
Even said on Trump do not tread
Or someday soon may end up dead.
Jim Horn
Written by
Nick Trim
Categories:
england, humor,
England Scotland Wales
oh to be Scottish and support someone else,
I'd rather be English supporting ourselves,
not our neighbours opponent,
cus our own fail the moment,
just support against the enemy,
playing teams we never beat,
just like the Welsh
you support someone else,
I'd rather be England supporting ourselves,
not Scotland or Wales cheering our fails,
in England we win things and live fairytales,
your sport is like sewage forgotten fairwell
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
humor, humorous, political,
Scotland In Eu
In EU Scotland wants to remain.
It has nothing with Britain to gain.
It will lose Liz the Queen.
But the Queen it has seen
quite enough. Time to sever the chain.