Humorous and funny Screening poems and/or funny poems about Screening. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Screening funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, cancer, humorous,
Bowel Cancer Screening - Dying For a Pooh
Scatology IS
a theme we can write about -
I write poop poems
(some folk may prefer this alternative ending! )
Jan's poems are poop
a small testing kit
will plop through your letterbox
it’s simple to do
just three smears of pooh
for bowel cancer screening
it could save your life
with intervention
this cancer can be treated ...
don't leave it too late!
if you should notice
a change in bowel habits
then get it checked out
don't be embarrassed
get to the bottom of things ...
dying for a pooh?
11/24/18