Funny Poems About Seahorse or Seahorse Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Seahorse poems and/or funny poems about Seahorse. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Seahorse funny poems!

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: animals, funny, imagination, life, nature

Seahorse Named Henry

There was once a seahorse named Henry
Oceanrider was he for he roamed slovenry
He met Mustany Sally
To change he did not dally
For she was dish told of in heathenry

Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun, funny,

My Seahorse Brenda

My pet seahorse Brenda was blond,
She loved a poor fish in the pond;
He was not aware of this,
And so he took her amiss,
When in his big tummy she spawned.




SEAHORSES - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Julia Ward
30th April,2018


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: fish, food, giggle,

A Seahorse Glimpsed

I came across a coral reef
a seahorse glimpsed
sudden taste for beef

a pregnant pause
'pon gulping down
that dainty horse
  ~ all fifteen pounds