Humorous and funny Seal poems and/or funny poems about Seal. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Seal funny poems!
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny
Seal It Please
A lady once hailed from Altoona.
A man on a freight train had mooned her.
She speeded away
With just this to say,
"Cold air from a crack is a boomer!"
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Seal Trump Mouth With Glue
"Good Morning Joe" is calling Trump
outrageous so wrote this Horn Haiku:
Seal Trump Mouth With Glue
Not only is Trump (5)
Outrageous, he also can (7)
Become contagious. (5)
This is what happens
When you do have a disease
And starts to increase.
So what should we do
Go grab a big can of glue
Cover mouth we view.
Ho ho ho Jim Horn