Funny Poems About Seal or Seal Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Seal poems and/or funny poems about Seal. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Seal funny poems!

Written by Marty Owens
Categories: funny

Seal It Please

A lady once hailed from Altoona.
A man on a freight train had mooned her.
      She speeded away
      With just this to say,
"Cold air from a crack is a boomer!"

Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy, humorous,

Seal Trump Mouth With Glue

"Good Morning Joe" is calling Trump
outrageous so wrote this Horn Haiku:

Seal Trump Mouth With Glue

Not only is Trump (5)
Outrageous, he also can (7)
Become contagious. (5)

This is what happens
When you do have a disease
And starts to increase.

So what should we do
Go grab a big can of glue
Cover mouth we view.

Ho ho ho Jim Horn