Funny Poems About Seconds or Seconds Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Seconds poems and/or funny poems about Seconds. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Seconds funny poems!

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: adventure, business, education, fantasy, children, funny

Twelve Seconds

<                    Once was a bartender named Louie
                      Thought my tales story was quite screwy                                     
                      Asked how many seconds
                      Was in year he reckons
                      Twelve shouted out by cousin dewey







Entry For
Confession To A Bartender

Written by Christopher Allen
Categories: father, father son, humor, humorous,

My Five-Year-Old-Son Is Sad He Can'T Run the 100m Under 10 Seconds

He can't get over it
But what
I need 
To do
Is get over it
I need to do the work

When he came home from
School and explained to 
Me
Why the Taj Mahal 
Was built
I cried

Build a ladder 
To 
The
Stars
William


Written by Lei Strauss
Categories: funny love,

20 Seconds In a Moment

20 seconds in a moment.
You caught me when I was falling.
Stared my eyes and felt a flash!
Hearts are flying and made a clash.

20 seconds in a moment.
Caught your smile when I was glaring.
Touched my hands and felt a glam!
Love was realized and made a crash.

20 seconds in a moment.
Caught me up when I was looking.
Sniffed a scent and felt a spark,
New romantics were called us!

20 seconds in a moment.
You caught me when I was flaring.
Goodbye looks and felt me sad.
That’s the end of short story of us.

Written by Joseph Soper
Categories: humor,

About Three Seconds Before the Slap

Jacks wife wished for a bigger rack
He replied quick, on the attack
Rub some tissue ‘tween your ****
Surely that wont work.. will it?
Time will tell,  but it worked on your ***

Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: humor, romance,

A Rhyme In 60-Gone In 60 Seconds

Gone In 60 Seconds~

Come and let us sit down by the warm fire,
the bear skin rug will serve us when we devour,
look at my eyes can you see the desire,
I hope you smell my fragrance of flower,
gained a little bit have a new spare tire,
what, right now you have to fix your dryer?





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