Humorous and funny Seconds poems and/or funny poems about Seconds. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Seconds funny poems!
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, business, education, fantasy, children, funny
Twelve Seconds
< Once was a bartender named Louie
Thought my tales story was quite screwy
Asked how many seconds
Was in year he reckons
Twelve shouted out by cousin dewey
Entry For
Confession To A Bartender
Written by
Christopher Allen
Categories:
father, father son, humor, humorous,
My Five-Year-Old-Son Is Sad He Can'T Run the 100m Under 10 Seconds
He can't get over it
But what
I need
To do
Is get over it
I need to do the work
When he came home from
School and explained to
Me
Why the Taj Mahal
Was built
I cried
Build a ladder
To
The
Stars
William
Written by
Lei Strauss
Categories:
funny love,
20 Seconds In a Moment
20 seconds in a moment.
You caught me when I was falling.
Stared my eyes and felt a flash!
Hearts are flying and made a clash.
20 seconds in a moment.
Caught your smile when I was glaring.
Touched my hands and felt a glam!
Love was realized and made a crash.
20 seconds in a moment.
Caught me up when I was looking.
Sniffed a scent and felt a spark,
New romantics were called us!
20 seconds in a moment.
You caught me when I was flaring.
Goodbye looks and felt me sad.
That’s the end of short story of us.
Written by
Joseph Soper
Categories:
humor,
About Three Seconds Before the Slap
Jacks wife wished for a bigger rack
He replied quick, on the attack
Rub some tissue ‘tween your ****
Surely that wont work.. will it?
Time will tell, but it worked on your ***
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, romance,
A Rhyme In 60-Gone In 60 Seconds
Gone In 60 Seconds~
Come and let us sit down by the warm fire,
the bear skin rug will serve us when we devour,
look at my eyes can you see the desire,
I hope you smell my fragrance of flower,
gained a little bit have a new spare tire,
what, right now you have to fix your dryer?
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