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Poem Details | by
Thomas Martin |
Categories:
appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry, tribute,
on small island
lives the lovely poet
Jan
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression
Poem Details | by
Hilo Poet |
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, change, drink, humor, international, music,
True Blue Music Lovers
Eyes squeezed, ears held shut,
When the Koto is plucked, and
Kimono girl shrieks in league,
After much sake,
The Zither is fined tuned, and
The Soprano is well dressed.
2019 April 29
*3rd Place*
Best Sedoka - 577-577
~~Lu Loo
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
food, funny,
Rutabaga cooks
On range emitting strong scent
After chopped by sharp hachet
Done rutabaga
Served on plate with slotted spoon
They enjoyed _not very much!
Sponsor: Russell Sivey
Contest: Sedoka Me Any Subject
Written by: Sara Kendrick
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
childhood, family, funny, nostalgia,
Grandfather relaxed
While I cleaned his grimed toenails—
He was a tugboat captain.
It was tradition,
As soon as he fell asleep,
I painted his toenails red.
© February 22, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: Sedoka me any subject
Sponsored by: Russell Sivey
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
art, funny,
Where’s the Picasso
I don’t know where you hung it
Or is it under the bed?
Well it was below
And just like the Van Gogh, it
Is now hanging in the shed
Now you’ve gone too far
Tell me you left the Leo
Plus our best Dali collage
Well, since the Renoir
Has a gigantic ego
They are both in the garage
January 11, 2016
Poem Details | by
Cynthia Jones |
Categories:
humor, imagery, inspiration, march, poetry,
That wee leprechaun
just stubbed his toe on a chair
he curses like a sailor.
I gave him a hug
he gave me a pot of gold
guess I'll have luck all day long.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Mar.17/2013
Poor wee thing. I feel sorry for him. Wouldn't happen, if he wasn't so short. LOL
Poem Details | by
Laura Breidenthal |
Categories:
allegory, death, funny,
i receive a text—
the battery is dying
and the phone is flashing red
you wait patiently
on the other side of earth
for the sweet return reply
i drive up the road
nervous and urged to write you
in anguish the light flashes
you lie down in bed
and wait for that stupid text
does he not care about me?
up the speedy road
defeated, I pick up phone
oh! defeated for real now
you smile deep and tell yourself
he is just in the shower
no, i am gone now
i have left the wretched car
that killed me and a family
i am in your room
watching you wait for your text
plug that damn phone in, will you?
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
3rd grade, analogy, funny, games, soccer,
BOY PLAYING SOCKS HER- -
A little small boy;
On the field learning soccer;
He runs, kicks, shutter the ball;
~
Trips falls ball rolls on,
Opponents a little girl
Sees, laughs he gets up "socks her"
8/29/19
Placed #2 in Contest
Writing Challenge 3, August 2019 - Six Lines
Sponsor, Dear Heart- Wiishkobi Ode
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, analogy, animal, appreciation, cat, funny,
Hanging Curtain Kitten Kitty Cat always Purring- -
meow says the Cat
Kitten Kitty Cat purring
constantly purring, meow
meow says the Cat
declawed yet hangs on curtains
purring constantly, meow
9/28/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
SEDOKA Poetry Form
Poem Details | by
Hilo Poet |
Categories:
analogy, cry, funny, humorous, life, sleep, world,
When you laugh, the world
Will laugh with you, and when you
Cry, the world will cry with you.
It is safe to say,
When you sleep, and you snore, the
World will let you sleep alone.
Poem Details | by
Russell Sivey |
Categories:
funny, life, day, day,
"THE whole truth and nothing but the truth"
My wife Abby loves
And loves again and again
To watch a good show over
And over again
Once the movie groundhog day
Was our constantly viewed show
We saw it day in
Day out, seen once and again
Each day for thirty days straight
Keeping track of days
Watching a movie about
Living days over, over
A constant barrage
Of going each day to day
Repeating itself singly
Over and over
The movie plays by Abby
Hope I keep my sanity
Russell Sivey
Entrant into PD's "Truth!! OR Dare!!" contest
2/26/2012
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
grandmother, humanity, humor,
Her teeth are like stars
They always come out at night
A striking appearance change
Removed to afford
Comfort and a restful sleep
Clean as a whistle next day
Poem Details | by
Janice Canerdy |
Categories:
humor, husband, wife,
He sits there stone-still,
eyes closed. "The world's still turning,
Husband! When will you arise?"
What is this state called?
He says it’s meditation,
but I think it’s inertia.
Dete Written: April 9, 2020
Contest: Pick a Title-Sedoka--Inertia placed 4th
Sponsor: Edward Ibeh
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
clothes, humor,
forgotten sad sock
somewhere tumbling and static
in the dark abyss of lost
pulled through a black hole
sorted by alien race
reborn as one of triplets