Humorous and funny Self poems and/or funny poems about Self. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Self funny poems!
Written by
Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
humor,
Self Talk
A man of wry wit
Wrote his own obit
He said,
I'm dead,
That's the end of it
Written by
Virginia Waters
Categories:
friend, humor,
Friend - a Gift To Self
A friend I'd like - someone like me
Fun and cheeky, full of integrity.
Gardening lover, nature attuned
of life's useless baggage pruned
perhaps also a crafter of words
Enjoying too, the flight of birds
A hawk winding a spiral on the wing
is a particularly magical thing.
So here be a quirky, crazy, active sort
Uses gift of the gab in glowing retort.
Nature guardian and explorer of seaside pools
Crafty proponent for reading the rules!
Written 15 June 2018 for Contest: Qualities you admire in Friends
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, happiness, humorous, self
A Saturday Night Out
I want to wear
a bishop's hat
nothin' else
just that.
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, poetry,
Note to Self
Grasshopper, you have learned in time,
All that’s poetry does not rhyme,
And now you must also learn to see -
All that rhymes is not poetry.
Written by
Crystol Woods
Categories:
humor,
Self Control
Self control, God knows, is difficult at best…
Especially when rebellious is the
self possessed.
I've put myself in corners,
I'll be grounded till pigs have wings
I can't even tell myself what to do, it seems.
Written by
Clive Culverhouse
Categories:
humorous, life, science fiction, self,
AND ACTION
when I leave the house
sheep have been arranged in fields
and the allocations of cars
have been made for today’s passing
with scripts sent out nightly
to those I might encounter
those set management guys
have been busy again
even the sky looks real
I’m sure someone must yell
AND CUT
when I fall asleep at night
and set up begins again
funny though
I feel like an extra
in my own show
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, irony,
self improvement
Anything you can do AI can do better AI can do anything better than you.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humorous,
- Self Image -
A hen behaved very hip
nobody liked her ego trip
Free cruise to Honolulu
Her name is now Lulu
She enjoys life and skinny dip
19.03.2019
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Teddy Kimathi
Categories:
art, crazy, death, funny, life, self
The Lazy Man
"Working very hard to become very rich is not my style",
he mourns deep inside his soul. Suicide is his resolve, for when one dies,
there is no working; toiling in the Sun and rain. Running a home, firm, and his own personal life has been a burden to him.
"Death is my liberty!" he jubilates, as he jumps off a cliff.....
Written by
Mark Martin
Categories:
car, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense, technology
Self Driving Cars - Bah
The car must become a freethinker
Case someone it might greatly injure
It clearly must steer
And brake and change gear
And give other bad drivers the finger
Written by
Audrey Haick
Categories:
funny, mystery, self,
A Mystery
Like smoke, the years accrue and vanish
Still, I am a mystery unto myself!
~*~
3/'13
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Self Propulsion
There was a wild drink-craving pair
Who an Aussie airliner’s fuel did share.
It made in their guts masses of gases
Propelling them south via their asses.
Maori swear they’re Maero from thin air.
Written by
Kileem Al Lishmiin
Categories:
humor, loss, love, memory, relationship, self
Love Stories
Tragedy and Comedy
Blended and Beaten
Memories last a lifetime
Written by
Sarita Milliner
Categories:
confusion, crazy, fantasy, children, funny, giggle
Silly Self-Talk
Silly Self-Talk
I had a conversation with myself, as many of us often do,
I asked myself a question, and expected an answer too.
Did you ever take time out, to let your imagination run wild?
As you walked in the sand, bucket in hand like an innocent young child.
Did you ever stop to wonder, what you would do?
If you looked outside, the sky was green and all the grass was blue.
Did you ever say to yourself, if not now, then when?
As you stood pool side and pondered, jumping into the deep end.
No, I never stopped to think what, when, where, why or how!
I just ran around in circles, trying to lasso a spotted cow.
Written By: Sarita A Milliner © 2/12/15
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
for her, friendship, funny, joy, life, self
Dear Old Boys -
Dear OLD BOYS -
I wanted to make smart boy toys
but instead made several smart joy toys
and tried them out
in different colors and sizes
for me and my friends
electrified them
and gave them a brain
they can also be warmed up in a warm box
or cooled in an ice cold box
kept one for myself
and gave some to my girlfriends
And now
we don’t need old boys
no more
to find joy or jobs
or the meaning of life
since we now have and self control
THE SMART OLD BOY JOY TOY
called mine iTOYBOY for year-round iJOY and iJOBS
still COMES in different colors and sizes
A MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ALL IN ONE!
Lovvvvvve Joy
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Self-Un-Improvement
January 17, 2016
Updated February 18, 2016
Written by Gail DeBole
There once was a thief named Brooks
Who wrote a crook’s self-help book.
He charged a very small fee
But the thieves got it for free,
When they self-helped themselves to the books.
Note: Illustrated in Coloring within the Limericks available on Amazon.com and other retail websites.
Written by
Amy Young
Categories:
confusion, education, family, funny, happiness, life
Conflict of Self-Interest
By: Amy
I need to study, cannot go out...
‘BUT THAT PARTY I HEARD ABOUT!’
I’m so behind, I simply must work...
‘BUT THERE’S A KEG! WHAT A GREAT PERK!’
I have a paper, and test real soon...
‘BUT THERE’S TOMORROW, JUST WAKE AT NOON!’
I can’t take a hangover on a Sunday...
‘BUT THE PARTY TONIGHT’S 281 HATHAWAY!’
I’ve so much concern, my GPA’s sunk...
‘ALL THE MORE REASON I SHOULD GET DRUNK!’
I’ll be too tired, the night gets so late...
‘CAN’T STALL LONGER; THE PARTIES WON’T WAIT!’
Really, grades worry me, school’s been tough...
‘BUT THINK OF THE GUYS, SO HOT, SO BUFF!’
THIS IS TRUE! MY DECISION IS RIGHT!
‘TIME TO GO OUT FOR ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!’
Written by
Scribbler Of Verses
Categories:
home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection
Unashamed Self-Promotion
:-)
Greetings, good and kind fellow Soup-ers!
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to be a Soup-er, so if I may,
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Now if this blatant self-promoting of mine seems rude,
I ask for your generous forgiveness, dear fellow Soup-er,
And wish you a day, that is peaceful, kind, and just plain super!
So cheers from the scribbler for now,
and as I take leave, my fellow Soup-ers,
I, in courtesy, to you all, do bow!
:-)
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, loneliness, love, men, relationship, self
An Egocentrist
An egocentrist
prefers to self-tryst.
Volodymyr Knyr
2015
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
humor, poetess, self,
I Once Knew a Poet Named Sandy
I once knew a poet named Sandy*
who thought she wrote verses so dandy.
When she saw an NA
for a contest that day...
she questioned modus operandi.
Sandra M. Haight
~7th Place~
Contest: Sensitive Community *a pd contest*
Sponsor: Skat A
Judged: 03/14/2016
Written by
Kewayne Wadley
Categories:
black african american, food, for her, fun, funny love, self
Steak and Potatoes
In all honesty.
I think what I truly desired was to be put on a plate.
And be devoured piece by piece.
My attention, all my free time.
Everything that no one else could see.
With knife and fork.
T be taken apart and devoured tastefully.
With nothing left except the juice of where I laid.
The tough parts that take time to cut,
Revealed in an instant.
To be desired in mutual attraction, a certain craving.
Covered in salt, pepper, a slice of butter.
All of my interests, my habits.
The anticipation of being sizzled and flipped on a cast iron skillet.
Served fresh on a plate.
A baked potato on the side to bring out the taste.
In all honesty.
I think I'll have a steak
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
depression, humorous, psychological, self, suicide, visionary
Escape To Nowhere
My reality sucks.
What's the point of being sane?
....................................................................................Can't escape myself.
Written by
Tom Hitt
Categories:
humor, introspection, life, self,
I Live a Life
I live a life, in perpetuity, of almost always being done. ~TH~
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
humor, self,
Senryu--It's Your Lucky Day
It's your lucky day.
You get to hear what I think~~
narcissist's mindset
January 22, 2021
entered in the Open Poetry 1 Contest
Sponsor: Charlotte Puddifoot
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
fashion, feelings, humorous, judgement, self,
Other's Eyes Read Self
dress’s hidden language
dresser’s sense depicts from style
other's eyes read self