Humorous and funny Senses poems and/or funny poems about Senses. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Senses funny poems!
Written by
... Gigno
Categories:
emotions, happiness, humor, joy, longing, senses
Necessity
What makes you laugh until you cry
Laughter that makes you feel alive
The way it touches you cannot deny
A joy you crave to feel to survive
The softness of my lips is brave
in every way. They can't deny
the smile I imprint on their minds today
A sweet addiction you can't take away
A collaboration with Poet Destroyer A: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poems_by_poet.aspx?ID=18720
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, senses,
Peter Pugh
I once knew an old bloke called Peter
Whose body could smell so much sweeter
He stank of stale wee
B O and coffee
T’was worse when he sat by the heater!
His daughter whose name is Anita
Tried hard to help Peter smell sweeter
He bathes twice a day
She gave him some spray
From Peter there is no foul fetor!
04~09~17
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, senses,
The Sound of Silence
Sometimes my world falls silent
I’m longing to hear your voice
So replace dead batteries
In my hearing aids!
At last I can hear clearly
Yearning for those little words
You whisper to me each day ...
What time’s lunch ready!
Written by
Sheri Fresonke Harper
Categories:
food, funny, morning, senses,
Missed It
sun up at my feet
fresh bread, bacon sizzling scent
I guess not awake
Written by
Wallace Kaufman
Categories:
animal, beauty, humor, language, onomatopoeia, senses
Carolina Wren
Where this time?
The pair makes several tries--
my hard hat, a can of nails, window ledge
all filled with leaves.
How do they judge
those inferior, this one prime?
It's predetermined,
I don't know how.
So too their songs--
he two-notes or three-notes,
and she chirrrs along.
Same songs, same positions,
morning in and morning out.
I wake to their repetition.
If they watch me, no doubt
they'd see my own routines,
but neither they nor I can find
what isn't wired in my genes.
Why does this human mind
hear Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
in his operatic voice?
Or is it video, video, video?
It's his song, but my choice.
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
england, growing up, humor, senses, teenage, travel
Teen Spirit, a Tanka
smells like teen spirit
the impulse and ammonia
lynx and mary jane
heated hormone heavy air
fogs the windows of the bus
by gail
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
clothes, funny, humor, senses,
Who Knew the Hazard of a Shoe
A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, senses, wind,
Banking On Frank
A flatulent codger named Frank
Passed wind as he queued in the bank
When he made his deposit
He shuffled like a hobbit
The stench as he left was so rank
4/19/18
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
age, birthday, grandparents, health, humor, senses
Sappy Birthday 69
I remember, do you,
age appropriate for two
grandparents like you,
when sixty-nine
was a thing that you do
when you're hot twenty-and-a-few
too many.
I remember, do you,
grandmother's party at the zoo,
Happy SixtyNine on her cake
smelled and spelled like "Mistake",
Happy BodyDay to you two,
each doing who,
sweet memories
too.
Written by
Valerie Ann Thomas
Categories:
character, giggle, love, niece, senses, silly
Audrey
Always wrapped in my arms
with hugs that just come naturally
Unique in your very own special way
with that spectacular flair
Delightful dazzling dances, and to be so daring
with those acrobatic stunts
Really silly laughter of giggles
that are a constant flow of joy
Everyday the love that you bring into my life
will last forever....because
You are "My Little Sunshine"!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, senses, wind,
The 'F' Word For Alliteration Contest
Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts
Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers
Francophile females feign fainting
Fanning flatus from frowning faces!
Alliteration Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings
11-27-17
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, humorous, senses, sound, voice,
He Turns a Deaf Ear
wife’s loquacity
spouse turns his hearing aid off
silence is golden
Senryu Contest
Sponsored by Mick Talbot
7/6/18
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
funny, humorous, senses, silly,
Senses Afloat
AUDIBLE HORRIBLE
hearing paddling away
think silence bouquet
PALETTE TRAGIC
taste creel caught
meals easier bought
EMOTIONAL REVERSAL
warship bombards feelings
cheaper dental drillings
OLFACTORY REFRACTORY
smell setting sail
restroom odors bail
VISUAL PITIFUL
eyesight in lifeboat
memorize your remote
LOGIC FROLIC
mind barge bound
serenity island found
... CayCay
October 19, 2018
(written for contest)
Written by
Catherine Labeau
Categories:
senses,
Who Ever Made My Potty Had a Sense of Humor
feeling holy every time i sit on the ring of the toilet
labeled church for every one to see
my soul is less than clean as I lower the lid
to read the brand of the unit
porker I flush.
and if in a hurry Tito will do the job
as american standard is occupied.
Written by
Weeping Willow
Categories:
humorous, me, muse, senses, sensual,
Sensuality Goes To
Where went sensuality?
asked my life morality
Answer was no quality
Full improbability
Still it is no clarity
where is my sensuality
I'm going to the city
thinking no morality
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, senses,
Don'T Stand So Close To Me
I know an old lady called Mel
By golly she doesn’t half smell
When she lifts up her arm
It is cause for alarm
I shout bye and then run like hell!
2nd February 2017
Written by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole
Categories:
feelings, food, funny, senses, strength,
Cinqku Two
Stomach!
Keep quiet,
Or want a cane?
It’s too early for that.
Be calm!
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
appreciation, destiny, freedom, humorous, senses, word play
No Comment
I remember this nothing was ever said I have a clear conscience
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
drink, humor, senses,
Once In Your Life
Baudalaire advised us all to “get drunk!”
I'd say, I prefer you encounter a skunk
Be it two- or four-legged relish the smell
The closest, I hope, you’ll come to hell.
December 11, 2022
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, senses,
The Unused Gift
My cousin had such sweaty feet
I hoped with new socks they’d smell sweet
Much to my great chagrin
They’ve not been on his skin …
I’ve given up being discrete!
When I wore a peg on my nose
The topic of his feet arose -
To get rid of the stink
He washed them in the sink
With talcum they smell like a rose!
10-20-17
Written by
Waldo Swarthy
Categories:
humor, meaningful, senses, sensual, uplifting,
Haircut
The smell
The feel
The taste
The sound
The sight
These are your five senses
Useful they are,
When getting a haircut
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, money, senses, sensual,
My Armani Perfume
This morning had on $89.00 perfume,
the smell permeating the whole entire room,
Armani how sweet,
sample ad a treat,
poof the Armani smell was gone by noon!
12-11-16
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, senses, wind,
Flatulence - a Subject Not To Be Sniffed At
So I write about farting and pooh
But fart sniffing may prove good for you
Foul hydrogen sulphide
has been found to provide
benefits helping cells stay like new
Inspired by an item in a magazine which lead me to find a link and I had a blast writing the poem!
https://nypost.com/2017/10/27/sniffing-your-partners-farts-could-help-ward-off-disease
7/12/19
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
body, humor, integrity, passion, power, senses
Regenerate Revolutions
Warm holes
anticipating slick poles
Wet holes
embracing warm poles
Bipolar linear dark division
flowing downriver nurture valleys
Dipolar round visions
forming mountainous spiral hierarchies
naturally uprising
Ecofeminist journeys inward
and down-valleyed
Egofatherist conquests
growing outward
and up-rallied
Deep waiting
vulnerable black holiness
before highest transparent
widely diverse
best practice polarities
Wet warm birthing wombs
above dry cold dying tombs
Worm downward holes
wet upward trying poles
Yeasty yintegrity holes
engaging just right
tangy yang poles
As empty
anticipates full
As 0
embraces 1
EarthTribe Revolution.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
funny, humor, senses, silly, sorry,
Fizzling Fizgig
There once was a young man named Rig
his rectum two sizes too big
whenever he farted
his two cheeks they parted
expelling a fireworks fizgig
The fizgig it fizzled and hissed
as it came through out of the mist
we spluttered and we gagged
as on the fizgig dragged
and now we were thoroughly pissed
Rig laughed and muttered, “I’m sorry.
Passed as I stepped from the lorry.
The step was too high,”
he said with a sigh,
“of getting back in, I’m charry!”