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Poem Details | by ... Gigno |
Categories: emotions, happiness, humor, joy, longing, senses,

Necessity

What makes you laugh until you cry
Laughter that makes you feel alive
The way it touches you cannot deny
A joy you crave to feel to survive

The softness of my lips is brave
in every way. They can't deny
the smile I imprint on their minds today
A sweet addiction you can't take away

A collaboration with Poet Destroyer A: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poems_by_poet.aspx?ID=18720


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, senses,

PETER PUGH

I once knew an old bloke called Peter Whose body could smell so much sweeter He stank of stale wee B O and coffee T’was worse when he sat by the heater! His daughter whose name is Anita Tried hard to help Peter smell sweeter He bathes twice a day She gave him some spray From Peter there is no foul fetor! 04~09~17

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,

Rainbow

imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears. 

Poem Details | by Rainbow Promise |
Categories: art, culture, education, hip hop, humorous, image, senses,

Rap Has No Ethnicity

Rapping has no Ethnicity be ye 
Greek, Jew, Afro, White, Hispanic, 
Chinese, Japanese, Other.

Yo man, go rap out the Soul.
Tell your story, cuss the enemy
In ways they can't understand.

These are the times when you
Get on the Move to Groove into
Real-time electronic technology!

Don't just go boom, boom, boom;
What the Hell is that?
Teach the Young dignity, respect
for others too.

Yacoo, Yacoo, a da da da, uh huh,
My child can't learn nothing from
That, so teach, preach, inform!

I like the beat, rhythm, mix turns
And twists;
But for heaven's sake let me learn
From your choice of words, how to 
Live in this World of ours!


Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: candy, change, desire, food, kids, funny, house, husband, imagination, mystery, poems, senses, sweet,

Sweet Carmel

The taste of homemade Carmel so sweet/ everyone I know desires the treat.

After one night in the kitchen covered/ half the pan gone, next morning discovered. 

 Is it my beagle Lily whom loves any food? / she seems in a hyper beagle mood.

 I know I heard a squeak in the night / a dream ? No, for low was the kitchen light.
           
 T'was my husband, for he can't resist/ soft , buttered brown sugar , a Vanilla twist.
           

Poem Details | by Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories: food, funny, morning, senses,

Missed It

sun up at my feet
fresh bread, bacon sizzling scent
I guess not awake


Poem Details | by Julian Bohan |
Categories: angel, angst, art, bible, boyfriend, eve, god, humor, language, nature, nice, retirement, science, senses, silly, snow,

From The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand - E PLURIBUM ANUS



RIPAE BENI DEAU VER

In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Minara excommunica
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/president-to-attend-pope-francis-s-installation-mass#komentarji


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him. 


www.jesus.si

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,

4 Love

Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,

So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,

Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,

Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear. 


Poem Details | by Wallace Kaufman |
Categories: animal, beauty, humor, language, onomatopoeia, senses, word play,

Carolina Wren

Where this time?
The pair makes several tries--
my hard hat, a can of nails, window ledge
all filled with leaves.
How do they judge
those inferior, this one prime?
It's predetermined, 
I don't know how.
So too their songs--
he two-notes or three-notes,
and she chirrrs along.
Same songs, same positions, 
morning in and morning out.
I wake to their repetition.
If they watch me, no doubt
they'd see my own routines,
but neither they nor I can find
what isn't wired in my genes.
Why does this human mind
hear Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
in his operatic voice?
Or is it video, video, video? 
It's his song, but my choice.

Poem Details | by Perry Campanella |
Categories: beach, color, dark, fire, kids, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,

Caution - Fireworks

E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
       are hard to beat...

I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
 flashing fountains, Solar Flare
 Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
 no incidence, no burns, thanks...

  Whistles blow, fountains glow,
 pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
 I love those colors, high an low
  trails eched onto my retina
  inspired me to let ya know

  Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
  for you to see, right there
 darkness, absolutely  anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
 
"Always read a label of caution"

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: body, food, giggle, innocence, pollution, rude, senses,

My Missing Quilt

Oh my, I'm suffering from wind I just wish my body would rescind For my quilt I do probe It's on top of my wardrobe Out of reach and totally pinned . Inspired by Jan Allison's Poem 'The Real Gods of Wind'

Poem Details | by Jacob Reinhardt |
Categories: analogy, art, change, city, class, community, culture, humor, humorous, identity, imagination, life, longing, philosophy, satire, self, senses, silly, slavery, social, society, time, today, truth, wisdom,

Clock

Clock!
You sculpt the clay of my life
With your rigid hands,
Shouting your high commands through morning alarms. 
Accusations fly
As you collect your daily payment of attention.

When I find myself savoring life’s sweetness,
You sprint behind my back.
And when pain drops my heart from my chest,
You linger, rubbernecking from the wall.

You enclose the whole of my life
In that circular frame,
Ever spinning in your infinite math,
Drunk with power!

Clock!
I can take no more of your tyranny!
I can afford no more of your triple A battery lunches-
I am afraid you’ve run out of time.
So keep your hands out of my business, I’m sleeping in today.

Jacob Reinhardt							09/05/2013


Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: england, growing up, humor, senses, teenage, travel, youth,

teen spirit, a tanka

smells like teen spirit
the impulse and ammonia
lynx and mary jane
heated hormone heavy air
fogs the windows of the bus

by gail

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: clothes, funny, humor, senses,

Who Knew The Hazard Of A Shoe

A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew 

Poem Details | by Valerie Ann Thomas |
Categories: character, giggle, love, niece, senses, silly, smile,

Audrey

Always wrapped in my arms 
    with hugs that just come naturally 

Unique in your very own special way 
    with that spectacular flair 
Delightful dazzling dances, and to be so daring 
    with those acrobatic stunts 

Really silly laughter of giggles 
    that are a constant flow of joy 

Everyday the love that you bring into my life 
    will last forever....because 

You are "My Little Sunshine"! 

Poem Details | by catherine labeau |
Categories: senses,

who ever made my potty had a sense of humor

feeling holy every time i sit on the ring of the toilet 
labeled church for every one to see
my soul is less than clean as I lower the lid
to read the brand of the unit
porker I flush.
and if in a hurry Tito will do the job 
as american standard  is occupied.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, senses,

DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME

I know an old lady called Mel By golly she doesn’t half smell When she lifts up her arm It is cause for alarm I shout bye and then run like hell! 2nd February 2017

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: appreciation, destiny, freedom, humorous, senses, word play, writing,

No comment

I remember this nothing was ever said I have a clear conscience

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, senses, wind,

THE 'F' WORD FOR ALLITERATION CONTEST

Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers Francophile females feign fainting Fanning flatus from frowning faces! Alliteration Contest Sponsored by Barry Stebbings 11-27-17

Poem Details | by Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories: feelings, food, funny, senses, strength,

Cinqku Two

Stomach!
Keep quiet,
Or want a cane?
It’s too early for that.
Be calm!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: divorce, funny, humor, lost love, marriage, passion, senses,

Fair Ramon

The bride complained her perfume
Had failed to seduce the groom
Because she was placid
He found himself flaccid
And quietly left the room

Poem Details | by Weeping Willow |
Categories: humorous, me, muse, senses, sensual,

Sensuality goes to

Where went sensuality?
asked my life morality
Answer was no quality
Full improbability

Still it is no clarity
where is my sensuality
I'm going to the city
thinking no morality




Poem Details | by CayCay Jennings |
Categories: funny, humorous, senses, silly,

Senses Afloat



AUDIBLE HORRIBLE
hearing paddling away
think silence bouquet

PALETTE TRAGIC
taste creel caught
meals easier bought

EMOTIONAL REVERSAL
warship bombards feelings
cheaper dental drillings

OLFACTORY REFRACTORY
smell setting sail
restroom odors bail

VISUAL PITIFUL
eyesight in lifeboat
memorize your remote

LOGIC FROLIC
mind barge bound
serenity island found






... CayCay
October 19, 2018 
(written for contest)

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, senses, wind,

BANKING ON FRANK

A flatulent codger named Frank Passed wind as he queued in the bank When he made his deposit He shuffled like a hobbit The stench as he left was so rank 4/19/18

Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: humor, money, senses, sensual,

My Armani Perfume

This morning had on $89.00 perfume,
the smell permeating the whole entire room,
Armani how sweet,
sample ad a treat,
poof the Armani smell was gone by noon!





12-11-16