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Poem Details | by
Deborah Burch |
Categories:
birthday, dedication, funny, happy,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE-LISE!!!!!
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPYHAPPYBIRTHDAYTOYOU
BAPPYBAPPYHIRTHTAYDOYOU
BAPSYBIRSDDAY
A L
N I
NS
E-E
HIPPYBARSDAYSOYOU
:) I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THIS DRINK WHEN I SAW THE SQUARE BUBBLES!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLL WEEEK LONNNNGGGG!!! LOVE YOU BUNCHES, DEB
7.27.2012©deborah burch
Poem Details | by
Dawn Drickman |
Categories:
food, funny,
CHAMPAGNE, CORKED BOTTLES OF EFFERVESCENT FUN
SWEET AND FRUITY TO THE TASTE, OR MAYBE EXTRA DRY
A TINY GLASS OF BUBBLING, POPPING, SPLASHING FUN
MAKE A CHOICE, BRUT, SPARKLING, OR SIMPLE ROSE
WHEN ON A FRUGAL BUDGET, ANDRE’S PINK
DOM PERIGNON FOR THE WEALTHY
KORBEL FOR UNDER TWENTY
PRICED JUST RIGHT
FOR YOU
"C"
"O"
"L"
"D"
"C"
"H"
"A"
"M"
"P"
"A"
"G"
"N"
"E"
IS SO
DELICIOUS
"HAVE A GLASS TONIGHT"
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny, women,
Time=
Second,
minute, hour,
day, week, month,
year, decade, century ..
and women buying clothes
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny,
.
I
just
made an
inventory of
all my body parts
......................................
and I am heavily overstocked
in all the wrong
places
.
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny, gender, women,
Never treat a woman
like an object.
It hates
That.
Poem Details | by
Bhavna Khemlani |
Categories:
age, change, character, conflict, hilarious, identity, imagery,
The mobile phone
t
a
k
e
s
away peace . . .
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny,
.
Plan Ahead
Thnk!
Just needing a laugh..
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:)
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
art, childhood, family, children, friendship, funny, happiness, holiday, love, mothereaster, easter,
=====
April Aroma...
Beckons Beauty.
Come Children!!!....
Daisies Daffodil.........
EASTER EGGS EVERYWHERE
Fun Filled Freedom.......
Giddy Giggly Games...
How ya' Hangin'???
Just Jolly Joey!
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HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
computer, funny, technology,
I
was
about
half way
through down-
loading an update
for iTunes, when I was
interrupted by a pop-up
window asking me if I wanted to
download an even newer version of iTunes …
Poem Details | by
Weeping Willow |
Categories:
allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,
@ @ @
@ W @
@ h o u @
@ y @
@ @ @
d
o
n' i
t n c
g e
i
v
e
m e f l o w e r s ?
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny,
I’m
not an
expert in
marketing,
but if I was to
start selling milk -
the carton would have
to be shaped like a boob.
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
friendship, funny,
A
good
friend like
you is worth a
million dollars,
so if you don't
mind; can
I sell
you
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
humor,
.
it
is a
condition
of my will that
popcorn is inserted
into my body cavities
soon after my
death
.
that
will make
my cremation
a bit more interesting
to say the
least
.
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
allusion, funny,
So
every
single loaf
of bread tells
the tragic story of
grains that could have
been turned into beer,
but ultimately
failed
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny,
You
can never
really discuss
life insurance with
your partner without
them thinking you
have secret
plans
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny love,
.
If
you
want to
buy a girl
some clothes
...........................
buy the smallest size
and get a gift
receipt
.
Poem Details | by
Weeping Willow |
Categories:
humorous, i love you, life, love, red, romance,
i i i i i i
i i i i
i i i do really try to love
i i
i i
i i
i i
i
generally it is tough
as I love but not enough
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny,
and
the Pirates
that used an ‘X’ to
mark the spot were really stupid,
if they’d used a ‘G’
no-one would
have found
it
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
age, funny,
I
just
walked
back into
the kitchen
for some juice
and then walked
out with a sandwich,
a glass of milk, sweets
and the TV remote
that I lost when
I last went in
my kitchen
an hour
ago
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
angst, anniversary, city, fish, giggle, sad love, tribute,
Booze doggy,
booze...
Snooze sloggy groove,
Cruz... cruz-
joggy,
news,
so true,
exactly what I do.
Ignite it!
Write the flame,
understand litany's shame,
do one do others,
because of my brothers,
who said who'd who?
Calculated the hairy groove...
I seemed to choose,
I seemed to have become new-
but this towns very coldness shows me shoes.
I'm going home now,
to vote for more proof,
an even-ness or eventual eagerness.
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
dog, food, funny,
The
5 second
rule you all use
for dropping food on
the floor is useless if
you have got a
2 second
dog
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny, women,
So,
how is
it that my
wife can be so
good at Tetris and
so useless at stacking
everything in the dishwasher?
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny,
I'm
sure they
were probably
called 'Jumpolenes'
until that first accident.
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny,
Don’t
you hate
it when all
the cutlery is
dirty and you’re
eyeing up that huge
decorative wooden fork
that’s hanging on the wall?
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
anger, career, change, funny, jobs,
Dear Sir or Madam,
I
am
afraid
that we
are not able
to offer you the
position, but we do
thank you for allowing us
to complete your background
check; it was absolutely hilarious.