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My Pet Shark
I took my pet shark to the swimming pool
To help him learn to swim.
Now my swimming instructor’s missing,
No one has heard from him.
Contest 'Make me actually laugh'
by Nina Parmenter
Shark, the cat, is sitting catty-wampus today. He is a contortionist. His head is to the north,
His tail to the west, paws to the east, crossed in a southwesterly way, except for one which is
Somehow sticking up in the air like a lone feather. He is licking his Neverland region, as I step
Over him. At first when I noticed him on the porch, with all these extensions, I thought he was a
Fat, giant spider. Shark is an older cat, there is no way he should have this kind of agility, but
He does, and I am in awe.
animal, food, humor,
In my soup I could have sworn I saw a shark.
Swimming in roux that was rather dark.
But to my relief,
the fin a bay leaf.
Now I wear glasses before each meal I start.
Finkle Rat and Derby Cat
Opened up a specialty shop
Which was running rather smoothly
Till kids teeth began to rot
For what it was they sold were
Candy apples, Sugar Cubes, and Lemon Drops
With Fizzie Soda to make their quota
On the loaner they had got
You see the latest shipment of Fizzies
Came from the loan shark Marco Mole
To save themselves a buck or two
Our naive friends both sold their souls
And Marco doesn't care about
Any kids or their rotten teeth
Cause he also owns a piece of Charlie Cockroach
The dentist down the street
Robert L. Hinshaw
fish, food, humorous,
"Hey, Waiter! There's a shark doing the backstroke in my soup du jour!"
"I wouldn't worry too much about it sir! He won't eat much of it for sure!"
Entry for Anthony Slausen's "Shark In The Soup" Contest
'THERE'S A SHARK IN MY SOUP!'
Not an eyebrow was raised,
Not a shudder nor blood-curdling scream.
For in Peking you see, it's a delicacy
To consume shark fin soup it would seem.
But when diners looked round,
With his head in a bowl
Was renowned Casanova - Wang Yong.
And his date said : 'You cheat,! You're a shark on the beat!
So it's in that there bowl you belong!
'Shark in my soup' contest : sponsored by Anthony Slausin
fish, food, humorous,
"Waiter" I cried, "there's a shark in my soup
I saw a fin, somewhere in the gloop
Granted it's tiny, but it has me on edge
And it must be hungry, it's ate all the veg"
Shark in the soup Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Anthony Slausin
Linda Alice Fowler
fun, funny, games, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
There once was a gambler named Mark
At cards he was somewhat a shark
he missed his cue
lost his juju
Now he sleeps in a public park
The shark when spotted by its fin
silently cuts the water very thin.
Don’t panic, he may not bite;
it all depends on his appetite.
(He has no taste for scuba gear,
they make for intestinal pains severe
not so much when he digests it,
more so when trying to divest it.)
Think of a hen trying to push
a square egg through her tush
without aide of a lubricant –
that’s a shark’s predicament.
And more bad news, we’re sorry.
Sharks don’t discriminate when hungry.
So divers, spare becoming a meal,
don’t get mistaken for a seal.