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Poem Details | by Barry Stebbings |
Categories: humor,

My Pet Shark

My Pet Shark

I took my pet shark to the swimming pool

To help him learn to swim.

Now my swimming instructor’s missing,

No one has heard from him.


Contest 'Make me actually laugh'

by Nina Parmenter

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: cat, funny,

Shark, Cat Contortionist

Shark, the cat, is sitting catty-wampus today.  He is a contortionist. His head is to the north,
His tail to the west, paws to the east, crossed in a southwesterly way, except for one which is
Somehow sticking up in the air like a lone feather.  He is licking his Neverland region, as I step
Over him. At first when I noticed him on the porch, with all these extensions, I thought he was a 
Fat, giant spider.  Shark is an older cat, there is no way he should have this kind of agility, but
He does, and I am in awe.

Poem Details | by Wren Rushing |
Categories: animal, food, humor,

Shark In The Soup

In my soup I could have sworn I saw a shark.
Swimming in roux that was rather dark.
But to my relief,
the fin a bay leaf.
Now I wear glasses before each meal I start.


Poem Details | by Mike Hauser |
Categories: fun, humor,

Loan Shark

Finkle Rat and Derby Cat
Opened up a specialty shop
Which was running rather smoothly
Till kids teeth began to rot

For what it was they sold were
Candy apples, Sugar Cubes, and Lemon Drops
With Fizzie Soda to make their quota
On the loaner they had got

You see the latest shipment of Fizzies
Came from the loan shark Marco Mole
To save themselves a buck or two
Our naive friends both sold their souls

And Marco doesn't care about 
Any kids or their rotten teeth
Cause he also owns a piece of Charlie Cockroach
The dentist down the street

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: fish, food, humorous,

Shark Soup Du Jour

"Hey, Waiter!  There's a shark doing the backstroke in my soup du jour!"

"I wouldn't worry too much about it sir!  He won't eat much of it for sure!"

Entry for Anthony Slausen's "Shark In The Soup" Contest

Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: funny,

There's a shark in my soup

Not an eyebrow was raised, 
Not a shudder nor blood-curdling scream.
For in Peking you see, it's a delicacy
To consume shark fin soup it would seem.

But when diners looked round,
With his head in a bowl
 Was renowned Casanova - Wang Yong.
And his date said : 'You cheat,! You're a shark on the beat!
So it's in that there bowl you belong!


'Shark in my soup' contest : sponsored by Anthony Slausin

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: fun, funny, games, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,

Mark the Shark

There once was a gambler named Mark
At cards he was somewhat a shark
	he missed his cue
	lost his juju
Now he sleeps in a public park

Poem Details | by Gary Smith |
Categories: fish, food, humorous,

A Shark In My Soup

"Waiter" I cried, "there's a shark in my soup

I saw a fin, somewhere in the gloop

Granted it's tiny, but it has me on edge

And it must be hungry, it's ate all the veg"

Entry for
Shark in the soup Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Anthony Slausin