Humorous and funny Shoe poems and/or funny poems about Shoe. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Shoe funny poems!
Written by
Stephen Curtis
Categories:
humor,
The Old Lady In the Shoe
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She was sad and poor and feeling quite blue
So many children, the count was twenty and two
The cupboards were empty, they were really poor
Something needed to be done, the old lady swore
A sign ‘room for rent’ she put on the door
Three little pigs came, the room to rent
One look you could see, murder her intent
Now the freezer is full, no money she spent
The story she spread, the wolf was to blame
Now the poor old wolf has unwanted fame
All due to the old lady, what a terrible shame
Written by
Laura Mckenzie
Categories:
funny, happiness
Shoe Persona
Was once a display
The sudden eye ambition
Trusty appendage
The hind to the heel
Broken in to much appeal
A preferable feel
Inspired by Raul Moreno’s “still life” contest!
Written by
Kory Calhoun
Categories:
funny
Shoe Bop - Kerplop
Cinderella was a starry-eyed lass
Dancing at the ball in shoes made of glass
While bolting for the doors
She encountered waxed floors
And unfortunately fell on her A$$!
For: SKAT*
SHOES contest
Written by
Shirley Candy
Categories:
humorous, irony,
Deadly Shoe
There was a charming prince searching for a bride
He wants Cinderella to be his future wife
She rushed home before midnight and the prince goes for a tag
But he stumbled on her shoe and the stairs broke his head
And poor Cinderella must clean the chimney for life
For "Show me the Funny contest"
by Andrea Dietrich
Written by
Adell Foster
Categories:
character, crazy, funny, giggle, humor, irony, poetry,
Oh Louise-If the Shoe Fits
There was a girl called Lovely Lou,
She never seemed to know what to do.
Many thought she was a fool,
‘Til, she said the jokes on you;
she had filled their boots with crazy glue!
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
clothes, funny, humor, senses,
Who Knew the Hazard of a Shoe
A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew
Written by
Cynthia Jones
Categories:
humor, imagery, inspiration, november, poetry,
Cat In the Hat Meets the Old Lady In the Shoe -Part 3-
The Old Lady
was a real old crank,
she headed over to the Cat in the Hat
with a gas tank.
She threw the gas tank
at the Cat's head,
knocked him out
hoping he was dead.
While he was out
she tied him up,
strung him from a tree
and smacked him with a cup.
She went up onto the roof
where there was Thing 1 and Thing 2,
she was quite the violent woman
as she started beating them with her broom.
Thing 1, Thing 2 and the Cat in the Hat
couldn't take it anymore,
they all got themselves loose
she beat them, till they were sore.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Nov.28/2004
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
humor,
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: The old woman who lived in a shoe
It's no wonder that old dame knew not what to do,
If she thought she could raise kids alone in a shoe.
She proved after the second
She was overly fecund,
Maybe Mother Goose reckoned she'd have child support, too.
Written by
Jessica Thompson
Categories:
cheer up, fun, funny,
Old Lady and Shoe
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe..
just kinda funny, but impossibly true.
nov 5, 2018
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Shoe Survey
I scanned all my shoes with my eyes
What I concluded was no big surprise
As I recall
It was me brought them all
They're all my favorites and they're all my size.
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
funny, introspection,
Dating and Shoe Theory
Of a woman's shoes I've heard
The pointier the toe
The higher maintenance she be
How high the heel will show
How high society her needs
I suppose to this there's truth
For flat and wide and comfy
Are the shoes for me
Kind and smart and funny
And down to earth my needs
17.08.01
Composed for John Lawless'
Two Pair Of Shoes Contest
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
humorous,
Hole In the Shoe
Hole in the Shoe
Dr. James E. Martin
©January, 2014
In the bottom of the shoe was a hole.
It consumed most of the sole.
It wouldn’t have been bad,
If no holes his socks had,
Dirty feet are not the desired role.
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny
Shoe Love
SHOE LOVE
My favorite shoes are not leather
They don’t stand much difficult weather
But they’re kind to my feet
When I walk down the street
They comfort my aching limbs nether
Written by
Edward Ford
Categories:
funny
Lady In the Shoe
Lady in the Shoe
That fornicating old lady
Still living in that ratty shoe
The citys' gonna move it out
I wonder what she’s gonna do
Written by
A.E. Rivenbark
Categories:
humor, humorous, silly,
New Shoe Sonata
They were so bright
so shiny, so white
They fit me like a mitten
And when I saw the price
I was surely smitten
On they went with my new uniform and belt
clothes were pressed to conform
no matter how they felt
So a new shirt falls the way
it should
But new sneakers would
bite if they could
I put them on before my shift
to try and wear them in
But the only thing I wore
was my patience thin
Now it’s late and time to organize
my clothing by size
Everything its place and to do’s
And on the top shelves
Is where I put those shoes
I broke in working shifts of twelves
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
All Over My Shoe Horn Kiss Poem
All Over My Shoe
They had their last countdown and mine was look up
Difference between much blatant BS and a buttercup
Which before long of course I eventually knew
It would get all over my each once shiny shoe.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Written by
Jamie Ball
Categories:
children, funny, imagination,
My Shoe
I sit here staring at my shoe,
Wondering if it can move.
Oh, wouldn't it be neat
If it could walk without my feet?
It could walk in school down the hall,
Or through the Rogue Valley Mall.
It would follow me everywhere,
And everyone, I'm sure would stare.
But I wouldn't mind at all,
Because we'd be having a ball.
It would be my friend
Until the very end.
And when it died,
I sure would cry.
Then I'd go to the store,
Maybe buy one more.
I would give it a name,
Though it wouldn't be the same.
Because I'll miss that old shoe from before,
And I'll love it forever more!!!
(1988)
Written by
Ironic Zink
Categories:
fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Rubber Shoe
Lunchbox people live in a rubber shoe.
Kind of like the way we use to do.
It is strange living this way;
I must admit.
Held up in such tight conditions everyday
Coated with rubber cement.
But my kinfolk are mighty and many.
We seek only meat, cheese, bread and mayo.
Chips and a pop resting beside a frozen blue thing.
Sometimes it's cold and other times are disturbingly warm—
In our rubber shoe that feels like I'm melting. ...
Lunchbox people living in a rubber shoe.
Kind of like the way we use to do.
Soles full of souls sound like these folk have a clue!
Written by
Sonia Walker
Categories:
humor,
If the Shoe Fits
Prince Charming arrived at the shoe store
looking for his Cinderella and future bride,
it was announced ahead of time on the internet,
thousands of women lined up for the event.,
hoping their tootsies would fit the glass slipper,
hours of grunts and groans and no luck,
Barbie Doll appeared in her gown and it was over.
Written by
A.E. Rivenbark
Categories:
dog, humor,
Where's My Shoe
Where is it? Where is it?
My lonely lower appendage heaved a sigh
His shoe had gone on the lam
I searched until my end's wit!
But what do I see..with Spot in the dirty backyard pit?
Is that a bone of ham?
Why, its a moccasin, buried laces high!
"Hey! That's my shoe," I cry
And Spot just barked at me in reply
Written by
Michael Wise
Categories:
humorous, perspective, word play,
Like a Shoe
I really have to say
I'm much like a shoe in a way
for down on the ground
I am usually found
with a foot in my mouth every day
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
encouraging, humor, imagery,
Stinky Shoe
stepped right in dog poo
don't on my mat or carpet! ~
how did that happen?
Written by
Julie Draper
Categories:
humor,
Disappointment At the Shoe Store
I go knowing exactly what I want
I am particular in my liking
Shoes must be comfortable to wear
For both dancing and for hiking
I know they say they flatter
But stilettos are not my fave
Let’s be honest, they hurt like hell
They’re only for the brave
Fiddly buckles, wispy straps
Both of these are just annoying
Bending down at my advancing age
Is something that I try avoiding
And I bet if you find a shoe that fits
They’ll cost a million dollars
Shoe shopping is no fun at all -
It’s such a bunch of cobblers
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Sneezing On a Bystander's Shoe
If you sneeze and get snot on a bystander
Should you pretend it landed on the planter
Maybe act like it wasn't you
As it landed on their shoe
Carry on engaging in a topic of candor
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
If I Had a Honecomb Shoe
If I had a honeycomb shoe, I could dance up a hive.
I could entice honey bees, and they would jiggle and thrive.
If I Had a honeycomb shoe, I would never be blue.
When one was presented, she realized she should have asked for two.