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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, husband, imagination, life, nature

The Shooting Star

Spishu,spishu the shooting star
Noisily flies across night bar
Lights life for split second
Then wonder if beckon
Which one is being called afar

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: bird, humorous, sky,


A seagull’s just messed on my car poop splattered the windscreen so far it obscured my view wet white slimy pooh that seagull needs the abattoir! To remove that horrible slurry I leapt out my car in a hurry and wiped the poop off with an old washcloth - clean windscreen, but seagulls should worry To prevent seagulls having fun I’m fitting a huge machine gun if one poops on my car then I’ll shoot from afar and seagulls will be on the run! Contest Any animal or creature Limerick Sponsor by Charles Messina NO SEAGULLS WERE INJURED IN THE WRITING IN THIS FICTIONAL POEM 8/31/18

Poem Details | by randy johnson |
Categories: baby, funny, humor,

I Keep Shooting Blanks

When it comes to my wife, I sure don't get any thanks.
We're trying to have a baby but I keep shooting blanks.
We've been trying to have a baby for five years.
I'll never get her pregnant, that is how it appears.
It's frustrating and it's getting to be more than I can stand.
My wife says that because I shoot blanks, I'm not a real man.
We've recently been discussing going to a sperm bank.
We would've had a kid years ago if I wasn't shooting blanks.

(This is a fictional poem.)