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funny, husband, imagination, life, nature
Spishu,spishu the shooting star
Noisily flies across night bar
Lights life for split second
Then wonder if beckon
Which one is being called afar
bird, humorous, sky,
A seagull’s just messed on my car
poop splattered the windscreen so far
it obscured my view
wet white slimy pooh
that seagull needs the abattoir!
To remove that horrible slurry
I leapt out my car in a hurry
and wiped the poop off
with an old washcloth -
clean windscreen, but seagulls should worry
To prevent seagulls having fun
I’m fitting a huge machine gun
if one poops on my car
then I’ll shoot from afar
and seagulls will be on the run!
Contest Any animal or creature Limerick
Sponsor by Charles Messina
NO SEAGULLS WERE INJURED IN THE WRITING IN THIS FICTIONAL POEM
baby, funny, humor,
When it comes to my wife, I sure don't get any thanks.
We're trying to have a baby but I keep shooting blanks.
We've been trying to have a baby for five years.
I'll never get her pregnant, that is how it appears.
It's frustrating and it's getting to be more than I can stand.
My wife says that because I shoot blanks, I'm not a real man.
We've recently been discussing going to a sperm bank.
We would've had a kid years ago if I wasn't shooting blanks.
(This is a fictional poem.)