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Written by Brian Mcmahon
Categories: art, basketball, bridal shower, cat, humor,

Haiku

The songs of endings:
lifeforms: the unintended
consequences king.
Written by Brittney Lopez
Categories: absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,

Skin

You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my stomach and I was in 
shock my body still my body 
heavy felt like when I moved I 
was about to fall to my knees 
you make me want to get 
inside my brain pick you up and 
take you out pick you one by 
one like a flower because I do 
love you and love you not.
Written by Shane Cooper
Categories: humor,

The Shower





There was a pretty girl called Charlene
Who showered all day to stay clean
The hot water ran out
She gave a loud shout
And started swearing like a marine
Written by Diet Water
Categories: bridal shower, farm, humor,

Clock and Hoes

I'm a farmer 
and i like clocks and hoes
get your mind out of the gutter
i'm not talking about those

i use my hoes to get what a need 
whether it's a new car or a fancy tv

i was short on money 
so i put my hoes out for rent 
but then i had to stop when a
couple came back bent

stop bending my hoes i said 
then he threw a rock 
so i went out there and i beat him with a clock

then he asked me what time is it
then i said it's time to leave
and when he got up he got stung by a bee
and then he flipped out and ran into a tree
then i grabbed one of my hoes and said 
i'm glad it ain't me.
Written by Thomas Martin
Categories: cat, cool, funny, river, storm,

After the Shower

after the shower
two siamese cross the stream
playing in the water
Written by Nigel Fox
Categories: addiction, beauty, bridal shower, celebration,

Funny Man

Do you watch the television and sip champagne 
and listen to the grass being cut by the robot brain

To fill your free time have you taken up finishing crosswords and sex 
needing advice for being so bored gifted avoiding death a hanging flex

Machines there promised to serve us 
we now serve the machines

Late night joke honest !!
Written by David Sollis
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, song,

Singing In the Shower

I’d love to sing proud and sing loud
But I’m embarrassed I might draw a crowd
So in public I’m dour
Though I sing in the shower
It’s the only time singing loud is allowed




Posted on my blog with an illustration - which you can see here-
http://tap-p.com/2014/08/15/singing-in-the-shower/
Written by Diet Water
Categories: bridal shower, humor, humorous,

Doorjob

I need the handyman to come give me a doorjob
my door don't lock so i might get robbed
it's annoying and always squeaking
everytime it rains or storms it gets weakened
i don't wanna have to go to the store
i'll be the only guy carrying a door
so this guy needs to come fix my door to my house
i'll kick him out if he shows up in a blouse
so the guy came to fix my door 
he fell through the floor
i don't know what to do 
i think i'll move
Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Lovely Lady Caught In Her Shower

Limerick : Once a lovely Lady caught in her shower

Once lovely Lady caught in shower
With broken pipe and gushing water
Ran out to buy new pipe
Forgot the soap to wipe
Now waits for rain to come over her.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013
Written by Quentin Ehlinger
Categories: humorous,

Shower

Sandra Bullock did overpower
Chelsea Handler in her shower
And as she slapped poor Handler
She really was a man handler
But that just made Chelsea glower
Written by Sean Rackley
Categories: funny, life,

How Do I Take a Shower

Google it
...

Soap and plumbing shopping spree?
Several articles that all disagree

A hot one makes you look old
But few can tolerate the cold

Some “experts” say it’s best at night
Others consider bed-head fright

Don’t overdo it and do take care
Here’s a schedule to condition my hair

Soaps and scrubs all organic
Or just a sudsy bar in a panic

All these rules and regulations!
I don’t even know--what’s exfoliation?

Did my research and still haven’t started
Just...ugh! How do you turn on the water!?
Written by Gayle Rodd
Categories: humor,

Singing In the Shower

I've got no choice
I've lost my voice
My vocal chords lack power
So rest sweet neighbor
'Tis but a favor
I shant sing in the shower



Bite sized poem #39 contest
Written by Ironic Zink
Categories: absence, giggle, hope, humor, inspiration,

:-Hoping In the Shower:-

As I misspell lettered life—I find hope in a shower.

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6/18/16
Written by A.E. Rivenbark
Categories: cool, humor,

Cold Shower

Six a.m. one morning…I got a surprise

Jumped in the shower before I opened my eyes

Not even dawn...so in my rush

I twisted the knob and out in a gush

I felt like I had jumped in a cold creek

"Holy smokes!" I said with a shriek

I warmed up eventually, but don’t you worry

That lesson will teach me not to be in a hurry


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Okay, so I really shouted something else, but eh posting guidelines.
Written by Miranda Agnes Quainoo
Categories: funny

Any Time I Take a Shower

When am in the shower
am in a spotlight of my 
own
no other world exists 
behind the doors 
am as free as can be
thats where am 
pampered by the sweet 
scented soap
and by the fresh water 
that pours freely on my 
face down to my feet
anytime am in the shower 
i can sing my best 
where no one has to 
approve
i can dance around  and 
not feel silly
when am in the shower i 
appreciate those little 
refreshing moments in life
Written by Charles Pullen
Categories: dark, humorous, imagination, spiritual, symbolism, water, wisdom,

Shower Thought

As I stand below the waters
That rain down from above;
I am reborn.
And as they wash over;
The best of me 
Swirls down the drain,
And is forever
Lost.
Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: humor, water,

Soap Opera Shower

My alto voice sang while soaping up
sudden plumbing problems did disrupt
water turned ice cold
voice soprano bold
soap opera cold shower luck.




9-17-17
Written by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories: fun, funny, humorous, magic, satire, silly, song,

Terrible Lyrics While In the Shower

Sung very loud:

Wouldn't you like a ride on my beautiful cigar
Wouldn't you like to glide in my beautiful cigar
We could float among the puffs together, you and me
Cuz we got fleas, we got fleas.
Written by Teresa Harr-Pena
Categories: funny, on writing and words,

Jumping In the Shower

Jumping in the shower
Something gonna get broke

Shootin the sh-t with friends
But I don't see no gun smoke

Gotta catch a train
Superman I not

Daughters' putting face on
She was born with one I thought

I was caught red-handed
My hair is red, not my hands

This is driving me crazy
But my trucks is up on stands
Written by Julie Grenness
Categories: bridal shower, emotions, giggle, humor, love, wedding,

Welcome

This is a waste of thought,
Things life never thought,
Where is your faceless bride?
Her I'd welcome inside,
She'll rescue you from your rut,
Here's your tea, suck that up!
The faceless bride, tee hee,
She'll rescue you from me,
My torrid non-embrace,
Welcome bride, faceless face!
Something life never taught,
Stop wasting my thoughts!
Written by Elton Camp
Categories: funny,

Behind the Shower Curtain

Behind the Shower Curtain

By Elton Camp

Paranoid people just have to see
Behind the curtain before they pee

For about their greatest scare
Is a murderer lurking back there

They pull the curtain back for a peek
And only then do they dare take a leak

But I have to wonder what they’d do
If their fear should prove to be true

There stands a wild man with a knife
Prepared and eager to end their life

At least it’s happy that they’d die
Knowing their fears were no lie

Those who, “You’re paranoid,” said
Will know better once they’re dead
Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: food, humor, morning, sleep,

Sugar In My Shower Nozzle

~ Reveille ~

  Put a little sugar in my shower nozzle
    Pour hot coffee on my towel
  If I ever finally wake up
    Will I ever howl ... 

  With my socks completely inside out
     and my shirt half-buttoned wrong
  Comes crashing the percussion of
     the morning's first loud gong ... 

  that summons me to breakfast
     cold tuna, day-old cheese
  I wash it down with Listerine
     How can I go wrong ...

  And now it's time for morning prayers
     which I mumble in Swahili
  Then back I go right up the stairs
     Another round of sleep ~ ideally
Written by Fritz Purdum
Categories: fun, humorous,

Quick Shower and Shampoo

turn on the hot water faucet let it run
add the cold water faucet for a warm one
make sure the bath mat is down so no slipping
get nude it's a shower like skinny dipping
wet wet get drenched and soaked
lather up with that bar of soap
wash here and there everywhere
don't forget shampoo your hair
pour it on and rub it in
wash that hair thick or thin
let the shower wash out  the soap
rinse your body and you are dope
big fluffy cotton towel
dry your self and how
now that you are new and clean
put your robe on before your seen
Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: bridal shower, humorous,

Bridal Shower

Gifts come in large, delightful packages
So they will not suffer damages,
Wrappings aside
For anxious bride,

Impatient to see what’s in store
Ribbons and paper cast to floor.
The box is open
Gift is not broken~~

Hiding any disappointment
Bride will feign plenty of excitement,
And quickly move on to the next gift
Which gives her spirit a new lift.

FIRST PLACE WINNER
Brian Strand's "Rime Me" Poetry Contest
written August 14, 2021
[with special thanks to Caren Krutsinger
for her "Trixie Bee" poetry format]
Written by Robin Davis
Categories: funny, passion, sensual,

A Shower of Dirtiness

Getting clean in a hot shower
Gives you a smell like a flower
Pretty and fragrant like a a rose
From your head down to your toes
But when you are really flirty
I don't feel clean--just dirty
Steaming up the glass door
Clothes are scattered on the floor
Soaping up its slippery
Falling for your trickery
To join you in this fun game
This hot waters like a flame
Pulsating on us strong and steady
Until we both are ready
To get warm and really cozy
Under blankets--cheeks so rosy
From the hotness we just shared
Not one ounce of love was spared
As we got dirty in the action
Leading to desired passion