Humorous and funny Shrew poems and/or funny poems about Shrew. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Shrew funny poems!
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
abuse, bird, dream, horse, humorous,
To Tame a Shrew
TO TAME A SHREW
Tunke Tunke Tunke
I dragged her along and into the trunk
Clunk clunk clunk,
I hear some screaming from the Tunke
I drove away, in my brand new Lex
Avoiding both grammar and spelling checks
Safely away, I saved the day
Off I am to the road by the bay
Tunke Tunke Tunke
Her crass verse I too stuffed in the trunk
Drunk drunk drunk
How else does one explain a skunk in the trunk?
So by the bay, I opened me trunk
Someone is gonna be going for a dunk
I unloaded the cargo chapter and verse
At the bottom of the lake let’s see her converse
Written by
Renee Kelly
Categories:
funny, people
Silly Shrew
Tiny, insignificant little shrew
Spinning lies which you spew
The rubber walls are calling you
Marbles left, you have but few
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
Married to a Shrew
He crawled out of the doghouse looking sad
His new wife was mean, big and bad
I had been warned, he said, by my dad
He had also married a shrew, big and bad