Funny Poems About Shrew or Shrew Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Shrew poems and/or funny poems about Shrew. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Shrew funny poems!

Written by Arthur Vaso
Categories: abuse, bird, dream, horse, humorous,

To Tame a Shrew

TO TAME A SHREW


Tunke Tunke Tunke
I dragged her along and into the trunk
Clunk clunk clunk, 
I hear some screaming from the Tunke

I drove away, in my brand new Lex
Avoiding both grammar and spelling checks
Safely away, I saved the day
Off I am to the road by the bay

Tunke Tunke Tunke
Her crass verse I too stuffed in the trunk
Drunk drunk drunk
How else does one explain a skunk in the trunk?

So by the bay, I opened me trunk
Someone is gonna be going for a dunk
I unloaded the cargo chapter and verse
At the bottom of the lake let’s see her converse

Written by Renee Kelly
Categories: funny, people

Silly Shrew

Tiny, insignificant little shrew
Spinning lies which you spew
The rubber walls are calling you
Marbles left, you have but few


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humor,

Married to a Shrew

He crawled out of the doghouse looking sad
His new wife was mean, big and bad
I had been warned, he said, by my dad
He had also married a shrew, big and bad