Humorous and funny Sijo poems and/or funny poems about Sijo. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sijo funny poems!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
cute love, fun, giggle, romance,
- and Kiss Me -
A kiss lights a spark of passionate fire, a flirt with warm lips
If the snow is white ... the rainbow brightness of the smiling sun in the rain
Soft as dew, three words so easily : "I love you" ... I believe ...
Syllable:
15 - 18 - 15
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21.12.2016
Sun :) A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Brenda Atry
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, december,
Oh Wolverine
December 12.2012
The scales are balanced, great joys ,vast heartache, deep rooted love.
Age withered appetite ,no food, nor travel desired, memories rekindle want ,but not drive.
A weekend with Hugh Jackman can surely re whet my palate, oh wolverine on high!
Brenda Atry December , 2012
Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
funny, old, old,
Headlines Woodridge Estates
loving notion, dying of an overdose of love potion
heavenly dream of an old gent far spent, as mind finishes rent
an old man expires, as beautiful aid rubs back with lotion
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For Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Die A 'Fun' Death Contest
Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
funny
Lost In the Forties
~Lost are our beautiful starlets in the early forties
In full garb, signs of their times, dancing tipping toe prancing their stance
Contrasting our times, no cleavage revealed , but legs were bare
For: Rick Parise
Contest Name: May I Have This Sijo Dance
Written by
Glenn Sentes
Categories:
funny,
Privileged Feet
Damn your feet that crushed and squashed thousands of grapes in the pool!
While we only have eaten those purple drupes in our wildest dreams
And did you just say you would make wine from those feet-ground fruits?
Glenn Sentes
For Nette Onclaud's ON YOUR FEET Contest
01-26-12
*Adjudged 1st Place
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
feelings, humorous,
Placid Pool
Peering into the placid pool of water at the creeks edge
She retreated in shock at the old wrinkled white-headed lady
Her mother's ghost must have appeared instead of her own reflection
Fear and disbelief engulfed her warm spirit of youthfulness
As she hopped, slightly bent back up the trail to her ancient dwelling
How can this be, life's plays tricks, in realization the mirror speaks
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny
Which One Is Me
Six ballerinas on their toes waiting for curtain drop,
five of them are female and one male dressed as a ballerina,
I mingled among them in tutu,find which one is me!
© kashinath karmakar
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By:kashinath karmakar (5th April 2011,photo based)
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
fantasy, funny, imagination
Following the Trail of An Ant
Following the trail of an ant I almost reached its nest,
a grasshopper came in between and told to follow it,
as I turned my back, you trampled us with your high heels in my dream.
© kashinath karmakar
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By:kashinath karmakar (23rd March 2011)
Written by
Charles Sides
Categories:
funny, kiss,
Hollywood Kiss
Have you taken notice of how they kiss in Hollywood?
You mean those hot, sexy, steamy kisses in the movie love scenes?
No, the ones when heads are side by side and they kiss the air
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
analogy, art, cat, fun, funny, perspective, pets,
Curiosity Killed the Sketch
A pen travels across paper; a line appears to follow.
Curiously growing eyes; anxiously follow its path.
Muscles and tendons taught; cat leaps and the sketch is gone.
Written by
Destiny Samlock
Categories:
funny
Dancing
We will dance all night and into the early morning
We forgot our outfits and we have nothing to wear
We will wear our shower caps and chicken coats instead
Written by
Meredith Tally
Categories:
day, funny,
The Beach
At the Beach, people play in the sand and watch the waves go by.
Maybe they will take a stroll on the boardwalk by the shore.
Or binging on taffy, a childhood dream.
Written by
William Masonis
Categories:
funny, history, social,
President Bush In Three Lines
Confusion reigns in him, even before the press conference.
Yet when there's a chance to make a bad choice, none's more decisive.
Acting only when he must, he throws the chips, lets them fall.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, character, conflict, confusion, endurance, food, funny,
The Sleeping Chef- -Part 1
The pastry chef
Bakes cakes and breads
Took a nap, burnt them
8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
humor, nature, poetry, spring, tree,
Yoshino Cherry Tree
Yoshino cherry tree, blossoms glistening in the sun
Most vibrant display of white-pink blossoms, with faint almond fragrance
Delightful moment, overcome by a massive sneeze attack
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October 15, 2019
F F I series 29 sijo
Brian Strand, sponsor
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, confusion, cute, funny,
The Sleeping Chef- -Part 2
/center>The pastry chef alas a prime and proper cooks in an steel oven
Bakes cakes buttery biscuits pizzas and all types of breads
Took a nap, burnt them up...enough said so sad blacken charcoal breads
8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
crazy, funny, humor, rap, urban, word play, words,
Rhyming Scheme
Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy nor either so crappy.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
adventure, humor, ocean,
The Oceans Deed
THE OCEAN’S DEED
Rushing waters of natural pool
cascade onto my head.
Better half's off to grab camera —
shot he’ll take when I’m dead.
The ocean’s deed to push me under
amuse the man I’ve wed.
7/25/2020
7/25/2020
Modern Sijo
Total of 45 syllables