Funny Poems About Silky or Silky Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Silky poems and/or funny poems about Silky. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Silky funny poems!

Written by John Williams
Categories: animal, cat, children, funny, , persona,

Silky Milky

My pet black cat looks so fat,
He's always drinking milk,
He says he only drinks so much,
To make his hair shine like silk,
Personally I think he's fibbing,
I think he's just a greedy cat,
If he'd only reduce his intake,
He'd still look shiny, but not so fat.

Written by Leonard Taormina
Categories: allegory, funny, imagination

Silky

The spider spins its silky web;
It captures victims by surprise.
With lightening speed it wraps it’s pray;
And slowly drains it’s essence till its dead.

Some woman, like a spider;
Will paint their nails; and spin their tales.
But you think its fun; for you're the one;
That thinks you’ll make them fail

Their silky thighs; their moans and sighs; 
Their legs around your waist;
Then its you that’s trapped; in their charms you’re wrapped
And they just might use you with out haste.