Humorous and funny Simile poems and/or funny poems about Simile. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Simile funny poems!
Written by
Sharon De Fazio
Categories:
cute love, funny love, i miss you, joy, love, simile
I Miss You
I miss you,
like the sky misses the stars.
like the streets when there are no cars.
like a government that has no laws,
like music, when it is on pause.
I miss you,
like the desert misses the rain
like an addict without cocaine,
like a kiss that misses lips
like actors without their scripts.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, inspirational, metaphor, poetry, romance, simile
Poetry Time
Poetry time
Every line chimes
Stop on a dime
A buck for a rhyme
What’s a meta for
Similes are, like, a bore
A terzanelle’s attractive
Tho a villanelle’s more proactive
Witches vex trochaic pentameter
Curse iambic HEXameter
Traditionalists eschew free verse
Blank verse is that much worse…
Romance, a hackneyed chore
While humor is adored
Satire rates high too
Tear-jerkers ~ boo-hoo
Poetry time
Elbow grease and grime
Lines sparkle and shine
Craftsmanship sublime
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
beauty, humorous, simile,
- Pleasure Gives Performance -
One of the secrets in life
Maximum heart rate, maximum pleasure
Ready for a week's enjoyment
16.01.2017
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
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Written by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma
Categories:
allegory, funny, simile,
Night Owl
Night owl
Wake up all the night,
Asleep whole day bright,
Am I a night owl ?
Ward of seriously sick,
Moving my neck at three-sixty is a trick,
Am I a night owl ?
Disease in fluffy plumage,
Prey to hooked talons' curettage,
I am a night owl !
Aboard in the black hours,
Be dark sky or glitter of stars,
I am a night owl .
Inheriting the mystery and magic of night,
Taking a noiseless flight,
Blessed are the night owls !
Written on 5/8/14
Contest - Night Owl
Sponsor- Kelly Deschler
Written by
Kim Mcadam
Categories:
beach, children, humor, simile,
Ocean Waves
ocean waves rush in
like rambunctious preschoolers
at morning recess
eager to entertain you
in goofy games of pretend
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
dream, funny, simile,
I Had a Dream
in my childhood i had a dream
now time to my tongue's best cream
i am selected as S.G. of United Nations
among many i am one of the patients
yesterday's my face book shows that theme
Written by
Bulinya Martins
Categories:
art, girl, giggle,
Girls Are Like Pianos In Deed and Simile
Girls are like pianos in deed and simile
When well tuned they giggle and smile
When annoyed they prop and empathize
When spoiled they demand and emphasize
He who can make a girl laugh can make her upright
Then they grow glassy and fabulously bright
They become wily strong and pretty useful
Being good they go to heaven very beautiful
The saddest thing a girl can is to dump down herself
And then be a soaked wet coat hanging on the shelf
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, humor, simile, words,
Words Matter
A relic or the missing link?
You're like “Plato” they say—Do they think
I'm that colossal
Or a sentient fossil—
A “Play Dough” primordial stink?
Written by
Rhoda Tripp
Categories:
cute love, funny love, love, simile,
Warm and Squishy
An online romance,
like a roasted marshmallow,
feels warm and squishy.
Written by
Sekitto Kisakye
Categories:
funny,
Simile
As blind as a bat,
as brave as a lion,
and stupid as a goat.
As busy as a bee,
as fat as a pig,
and happy as a king.
As strong as a lion,
as heavy as a load,
and rude as fool.
As black as coal,
as cold as ice,
and white as snow.
As hot as fire,
as green as grass,
and sweetly as juice.
All in all,
makes one thing,
common in life.
Written by
Christopher Goss
Categories:
cat, funny, humor, simile,
My Cat Is a Hipster
My cat likes to sit in the window
He watches the passerby with a cool gaze
And though he cannot speak English
His meows are full of disdain
My cat likes to flick his tail back and forth
While he licks his hind parts
Maybe there's a secret eternal
Or maybe he simply farted
My cat likes to listen to electro swing
And I see him swaying to Caravan Palace
He sure loves to dance on Saturday
But every day to him is Caturday
My cat likes to look at me solemnly
Like he's seeing something dead in the trash can
He probably hates my existence
Even if I feed him every day
Written by
Tom Pen
Categories:
april, food, friend, funny, simile,
Y'All Scream
I’ve never really needed ice cream,
just the mention and other’s eyes beam!
Ate a spoonful with such ease,
then my eyes bugged from brain freeze!
I’d rather sit back and watch y’all scream!
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Written by
Diane Pennestri
Categories:
death, funny, memory, simile, thanks, tribute
A Hope Memory Tribute Bob Hope
In our lives you were forever,
to make us cry, no never.
So many things that you did,
you made us all feel like a kid.
Every word you ever spoke,
somehow turned into a joke.
A special gift you had somehow,
I guess God must need it now.
He sent you to Angels above,
remember it's you we'll always love.
If it was loose, you would tighten the rope,
after all you were Bob Hope.
We're all so grateful for all you gave,
the crazy ways you would behave.
So may I say from many,
"Thanks for the Memory!"
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
cheer up, christmas, funny, simile,
Santas Big Mistake
Twas the night
Before Christmas and
As Santa tries to
Go down a chimney
The fireplace was lit
And his pants caught fire
So, he hurries and
Crawls back-up the chimney
Looking like a
Ball of fire as he
Jumps into the snow
Trying to put the fire out
After he puts it out
Santa gets up
And stands there
Looking like he’s been
In a horrible fight
With burnt clothes
And scorch hair
Shouting Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night
DECEMBER 8, 2019
EMILE PINET
Written by
Whit Deschner
Categories:
animal, humorous, life, simile, suicide,
The Lemming
The lemming’s way
Is like Hemingway's
Written by
David Drowley
Categories:
color, humor, me, nature, simile, words
Sharp As a Marble
With a mind sharp as a marble
Words roll off my tongue as garble.
My clean shaved head is like a globe
Serpentine tattooed, lobe to lobe
With yellow, brown and strings of blue
Of understated pastel hues
Waxed smoother than a scratched eight-ball
Like a brain coral, all in all.
What is outside is not within
Sharp as a marble crown to chin.
Sponsor: Hilo Poet
Contest Name: Simile Poetry Contest
“Sharp as a Marble”
Written by
Rose Henderson
Categories:
funny, imagination, simile,
Gremlins
Today the gremlins return to me
Sneaking up to bite so nastily
Breathe deeper yet still
Trying to fill
Consume that space within
Before those bastards can get back in
Too late they have invaded
Left me wilted jaded
Still I run as if i coukd vanquish their existence
! Dam the resistence!
Trying to not drown in this sea of strife.
To live and survive this up life
Written by
Braden Bordello
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, metaphor, simile,
A Stage
What, I cannot say,
A feeling something's wonkey.
Like mucking muddy sand at the bottom of the ocean,
Beneath acrobatic, trapeze artist monkeys.
What can be said,
About the snorkeling tigers?
Or the underwater chainsaw juggler,
Breathing fire?
There's a soggy clown around somewhere,
Spitting spades and hearts, and clovers.
It's a three-ringed circus sideshow -
It too, will soon be over.
Written by
Esha Sharan
Categories:
emotions, giggle, humor, jealousy, simile,
Barbie
Sight of fake smiles drew
'You look like barbie' , I said
Dumb, she smiles proving.
Written by
Ellen Gwaltney Bales
Categories:
cat, games, humorous, simile, social,
Just: No
Overheard in The Old Folks' Home:
Wanna play Euchre?
Why, no . . . would you like to herd cats?
Written by
Newton Ranaweera
Categories:
humor, poetry, simile,
His Ailment
My next-door man was a postman
He stunted gimmicks like Tarzan
I met a constable
And told him my trouble
He said, “I can’t treat your ailment”.
Syllable count: 8, 8, 6, 6, 8 (I used howmanysyllbes.com to count syllables.)
Written by
Ace Abad
Categories:
fun, funny, mental illness, silly, simile, smile
Clown
Do I look like a clown
My hairs black
My eyes brown
Do I look like a clown
My clock is stuck
My star is down
Do I look like a clown
I don't work in circus
Lhr is my hometown
Do I look like a clown..
In a country as psychotic as this any other response would be crazy.
Written by
Barbara Peckham
Categories:
humor, simile, wind,
Wind Puppy
Like a cantankerous puppy,
Dancing in circles around me,
The wind whines and whimpers,
Demanding my attention!
It teases as I walk, pulling
At my flapping coat-tails!
Leaping for my scarf,
It nearly knocks me down!
It noses up my pantlegs
And then my sleeves.
It nips my fingers and toes
With its sharp teeth.
I turn into my driveway,
And, just that suddenly,
The puppy-wind grows tired.
It circles me wearily
A few more times, lies down
At my feet, and goes to sleep!
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, metaphor, poetry, simile,
Poetic Devices
In this poem, there lies a fox -
but he's only just two shoes and socks.
Will you be the one
to find a simile to stun,
or will you open up the door
and find a metaphor?
Written by
Lanier Thomas
Categories:
clothes, home, humor, metaphor, simile,
An Ode To Our Hanging Laundry
An Ode To Our Hanging Laundry
Like the colorful banners of knights of old
Surrounded by their heralds and mesnie bold,
Our laundry doth wave on the clothes hanging lines
As if it too is meant for heraldic signs.
The socks are displayed like pennoncelle.
All our intimate secrets playful to tell.
Our underwear are our prideful banderole
As if we are knights-errant out on patrol.
Our banner of arms are our shirts hanging free.
They declare our wealthlessness for all to see.
The pants are hung as our heraldic standard.
In them we are wont to go a wee dandered.
Without our clothes hung for all to gaily see
How are we to know who it is that we be?