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Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
addiction, funny, nonsense, simple, word play, words, writing,
(don't tell anyone)
Poem Details | by
Whit Deschner |
Categories:
desire, destiny, food, funny, humor,
Simple Simon met a cannibal
Going to the fair...
He never made it
Poem Details | by
David Mchattie |
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
The color of my house
does not define me.
The color of my car
does not define me.
The color of my skin
does not define me.
The color of my eyes
does not define me.
The color of my hair
does not define me.
Well... unless it was red.
That would be just creepy.
The End
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
Tho' some of my poetry may be a tad avant garde,
And 'tis fer dang sure I'll ne'er be a renowned bard,
But I try to concoct stuff that is original and creative,
That can be understood by the most untutored native!
Some verse I read leaves me scratchin' my head,
Tryin' to figger out what the composer said!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Robert Candler |
Categories:
angst, change, giggle, happy, how i feel, humorous, journey, judgement, life, philosophy, self, simple, success, truth, wisdom,
There must have been a better way.
There's just no way around it.
Family and friends kept saying so;
But, somehow, I've never found it.
Honestly, I really never looked,
Thought life was treating me well;
But to hear those folks tell it,
My life's a living Hell
Always fraught with bad decisions...
In their opinions, I should say.
I'm sure they all wonder how
I make it through each day.
They could by right, I guess;
Although I must say,
If they were all as happy as I,
They would think they'd found a better way.
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
funny, nature,
insects set but two:
eating and copulating
(sounds okay to me)
Footnote: Goal #3 - Winning or placing in PD's Haiku contest
Poem Details | by
Deborah Finneran |
Categories:
beautiful, change, character, chocolate, food, fun, growing up, happy, heaven, humorous, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, introspection, joy, life, light, love, metaphor, philosophy, self, simple, strength, success, thank you, thanks, thanksgiving, time, today, truth, uplifting, visionary, wisdom, words,
Cookies -
Why can’t I have the chocolate one
I want more
She took my cookie
Hers is bigger than mine
I want to trade
That’s not fair
Cookies +
Thank you for the cookie
I love you
Thanks for all you do for me
I am satisfied
This is good
I am loved
Written By Deborah Finneran :) 2013
Poem Details | by
Michael Campbell |
Categories:
children, dad, grandparents, growing up, humorous, love, simple,
Running
Leaping
Spinning
Crashing
Running, leaping, wild,
Like a blur, my spinning, crashing, child.
Poem Details | by
Lorenthia Clayton |
Categories:
care, character, friendship, funny, silly, simple,
You're kind of silly, and quiet too
You smell like chili and bird poo
This poem seems mean but its really nice
I hear your room is full of mice
Your hair is curly like my favorite fries
You've got booger brains in your eyes
Okay Ill stop now you're really my friend
& this poem has come to an end!
Poem Details | by
Harold Hunt Sr |
Categories:
funny, hilarious, simple,
The End
The Beginning
The Middle.
The End.
Poem Details | by
Kira Price |
Categories:
animal, funny, imagery, silly, simple, social, symbolism,
A triangle top
A square foundation
A picketed white fence guarded
by
two spotted dalmatians sitting on the
shaggiest rug that reads
"Home Sweat Home"
Poem Details | by
Mason Hartley |
Categories:
humor, philosophy, sad, satire, simple, society, truth,
Daylight savings lies.
The days length never changes
Nor do I sleep more.
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
faith, health, humorous, people, prayer, religion, wisdom,
Too often, a simple X-ray
makes militant atheists pray.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Jd Maxwell |
Categories:
food, fun, funny, morning, perspective, simple, truth,
Fresh upon the morning grove,
With day becoming hot,
And sitting there upon the stove,
A kettle and a pot.
The kettle blew and lifted high,
And poured into the cup,
With that to see it’s bottom by,
And so the pot spoke up.
“Pardon me to even know,
For I don’t mean to meddle,
But you are all black down below,”
The pot said to the kettle.
For a moment to rebuff,
The kettle answered back,
“I’ve seen your bottom oft enough
And yours is just as black.”
Looking down and much contrite,
The pot did then exclaim,
“It seems that Kettle, you are right,
I guess we’re both the same.”
Poem Details | by
Carmen Penchi Aka Sunshine |
Categories:
crazy, humor, relationship, simple,
I let this man into my life
Narcissistic, pompous, preening
Speaking foolishly of things unfair
As I didn't get the meaning
Nothing spoken but hot air
Incredible enormous vanity
Things said I couldn't bear
You know it was INSANITY
Poem Details | by
Robert Ronnow |
Categories:
brother, clothes, death, hope, humor, morning, simple,
Even in the last days you need clean clothes;
therefore you may be found in the laundry
mornings, small task against the larger one
of not breathing. With simple joy
men may forget to fear their deaths.
Six inches of snow reminds us of its dominance
in a pleasant way. Coming and going of sleep,
circling of the moon around the earth, earth
around the sun. The great man dies
and this makes death more noble for us all.
It is with joy that I accept the pains
that herald my end. I do my job well.
I go to the well and break the ice for water.
The bucket comes up full of dying wonder.
Poem Details | by
Anna Hopper |
Categories:
daughter, fantasy, giggle, imagination, my child, simple,
A twinkle of light in the midnight sky
Giggles, cuddles and a sweet lullaby
She sweeps through the house with her barefoot toes
Leaving a trail of glitter everywhere she goes
Poem Details | by
Folajin Ademola |
Categories:
humorous,
One
Plus two,
Equals three;
Three and one, four.
One plus four makes five
...Three in two places?...Six!
Hence, six less one, five;
Four less none, four.
Five less three,
Gives two...
One.
Poem Details | by
Roy Pett |
Categories:
appreciation, devotion, friendship, funny love, humor, simple, true love,
She descended the stairs
Hair matted sleep in her eyes,
Cup of coffee toast and
marmalade please she cries,
Wearing her baggy cardigan
Night dress crumpled with stains,
No teeth in her mouth morning breath
Reminders of recently blocked drains,
To say the least she doesn't look
Her very best,
There again I'm a little shoddy
In my under pants and string vest,
How we look in the morning
to others we would not share,
Our love for each other has no
bounds just shows that we care.
Love is affection not perfection.
Poem Details | by
Curtis Forsythe |
Categories:
humor, nonsense, simple,
Black of night
Light of day
I used to go
But now I stay
Summer heat
Winter cold
I once was young
But now am old.
Desert dry
Ocean wet
I used to freeze
But now I sweat.
Full glass
Empty cup
I once was down
But now am up.
Vinegar sour
Honey sweet
I once was strong
But now am weak.
Fancy hat
Ball cap
I once was lean
But now am fat.
Cool blue
Hot pink
I used to leap
But now I think.
String bikini
Formal gown
I used to smile
But now I frown.
In time
Out late
Time now to end
This foolish prate.
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
cousin, culture, earth, emotions, family, fire, giggle, hyperbole, international, introspection, love, magic, simple, slam, thank you, today, voice, weather, wine,
Metti blic,
over-top soars of the harmonica,
the ancient way takes thee and smoke...
With soliloquies we join the mast-
sanctify the allegory,
sustain some good~ing!
Poem Details | by
Litan Dey |
Categories:
humorous, simple, society,
Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly
Truth or bitter
Freshwater or saline water
It mixes with our life
-in our wounds.
I am tired
thirst for your love
I can not bear this loneliness
When I stop thinking about you
The Lizard run over my head
Why you are making sounds now, Lizard?
If you are happy with her
Give me more pain!
Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly
Day passes
My night lengthened
If it is true to life as one wish
Why I became deaf?
Lizard! Stop making false clops
Poem Details | by
Dave Timperley |
Categories:
funny, simple,
We wondered what we could have for tea,
So we opened the freezer just to see.
Ah! Crispy duck we did espy,
Thought we would give it a try.
How to cook it we did not know,
On the back was the way how.
Here we found what we did not seek,
Instructions in languages we did not speak.
So back to the freezer it was dispatched,
Another plan we soon had hatched.
A simple meal made us lick our lips.
A nice hot plate of Egg and Chips!
A silly poem on the spur of the moment.
© Dave Timperley June 16 2015.
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
funny love, husband, marriage,
She once loved a mathematician
But felt just like an acquisition
Always said trust her intuition
So when she had grief with her transmission
Without an ounce of remission
She dropped the mathematician
And quickly married the technician
Car engine sounded no longer like a ton of rubble
Always said trust her intuition
Now she never ever has any auto trouble
The moral… happiness where it stands
Is finding a guy skilled with his hands
AP: Honorable Mention 2022
Submitted on November 2, 2017 for contest RHYME II sponsored by LAURA LOO - RANKED 1ST