Humorous and funny Simple poems and/or funny poems about Simple. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Simple funny poems!
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
addiction, funny, nonsense, simple, word play, words
I Have a Love Affair With Parenthesis
(don't tell anyone)
Written by
Whit Deschner
Categories:
desire, destiny, food, funny, humor,
Beyond Simple
Simple Simon met a cannibal
Going to the fair...
He never made it
Written by
David Mchattie
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
A Simple Thought
The color of my house
does not define me.
The color of my car
does not define me.
The color of my skin
does not define me.
The color of my eyes
does not define me.
The color of my hair
does not define me.
Well... unless it was red.
That would be just creepy.
The End
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
Keep It Simple
Tho' some of my poetry may be a tad avant garde,
And 'tis fer dang sure I'll ne'er be a renowned bard,
But I try to concoct stuff that is original and creative,
That can be understood by the most untutored native!
Some verse I read leaves me scratchin' my head,
Tryin' to figger out what the composer said!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Written by
Jd Maxwell
Categories:
food, fun, funny, morning, perspective, simple
The Story of the Pot and the Kettle
Fresh upon the morning grove,
With day becoming hot,
And sitting there upon the stove,
A kettle and a pot.
The kettle blew and lifted high,
And poured into the cup,
With that to see it’s bottom by,
And so the pot spoke up.
“Pardon me to even know,
For I don’t mean to meddle,
But you are all black down below,”
The pot said to the kettle.
For a moment to rebuff,
The kettle answered back,
“I’ve seen your bottom oft enough
And yours is just as black.”
Looking down and much contrite,
The pot did then exclaim,
“It seems that Kettle, you are right,
I guess we’re both the same.”
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, nature,
Concerning the Achievement of Life Goals - Keep It Simple
insects set but two:
eating and copulating
(sounds okay to me)
Footnote: Goal #3 - Winning or placing in PD's Haiku contest
Written by
Lorenthia Clayton
Categories:
care, character, friendship, funny, silly, simple
Nancy, My Friend
You're kind of silly, and quiet too
You smell like chili and bird poo
This poem seems mean but its really nice
I hear your room is full of mice
Your hair is curly like my favorite fries
You've got booger brains in your eyes
Okay Ill stop now you're really my friend
& this poem has come to an end!
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
funny, hilarious, simple,
The End
The End
The Beginning
The Middle.
The End.
Written by
Kira Price
Categories:
animal, funny, imagery, silly, simple, social
Home Sweat Home
A triangle top
A square foundation
A picketed white fence guarded
by
two spotted dalmatians sitting on the
shaggiest rug that reads
"Home Sweat Home"
Written by
Mason Hartley
Categories:
humor, philosophy, sad, satire, simple, society
Daylight Savings
Daylight savings lies.
The days length never changes
Nor do I sleep more.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
faith, health, humorous, people, prayer, religion
A Simple X-Ray
Too often, a simple X-ray
makes militant atheists pray.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Carmen Sunshine
Categories:
crazy, humor, relationship, simple,
Insanity
I let this man into my life
Narcissistic, pompous, preening
Speaking foolishly of things unfair
As I didn't get the meaning
Nothing spoken but hot air
Incredible enormous vanity
Things said I couldn't bear
You know it was INSANITY
Written by
Folajin Ademola
Categories:
humorous,
Simple Arithmetic
One
Plus two,
Equals three;
Three and one, four.
One plus four makes five
...Three in two places?...Six!
Hence, six less one, five;
Four less none, four.
Five less three,
Gives two...
One.
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
daughter, fantasy, giggle, imagination, my child, simple
Molly
A twinkle of light in the midnight sky
Giggles, cuddles and a sweet lullaby
She sweeps through the house with her barefoot toes
Leaving a trail of glitter everywhere she goes
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
appreciation, devotion, friendship, funny love, humor, simple
Affection Not Perfection
She descended the stairs
Hair matted sleep in her eyes,
Cup of coffee toast and
marmalade please she cries,
Wearing her baggy cardigan
Night dress crumpled with stains,
No teeth in her mouth morning breath
Reminders of recently blocked drains,
To say the least she doesn't look
Her very best,
There again I'm a little shoddy
In my under pants and string vest,
How we look in the morning
to others we would not share,
Our love for each other has no
bounds just shows that we care.
Love is affection not perfection.
Written by
Litan Dey
Categories:
humorous, simple, society,
Lizard
Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly
Truth or bitter
Freshwater or saline water
It mixes with our life
-in our wounds.
I am tired
thirst for your love
I can not bear this loneliness
When I stop thinking about you
The Lizard run over my head
Why you are making sounds now, Lizard?
If you are happy with her
Give me more pain!
Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly
Day passes
My night lengthened
If it is true to life as one wish
Why I became deaf?
Lizard! Stop making false clops
Written by
Curtis Forsythe
Categories:
humor, nonsense, simple,
Just Simple Convoluted Rational Nonsense
Black of night
Light of day
I used to go
But now I stay
Summer heat
Winter cold
I once was young
But now am old.
Desert dry
Ocean wet
I used to freeze
But now I sweat.
Full glass
Empty cup
I once was down
But now am up.
Vinegar sour
Honey sweet
I once was strong
But now am weak.
Fancy hat
Ball cap
I once was lean
But now am fat.
Cool blue
Hot pink
I used to leap
But now I think.
String bikini
Formal gown
I used to smile
But now I frown.
In time
Out late
Time now to end
This foolish prate.
Written by
Dave Timperley
Categories:
funny, simple,
Teatime
We wondered what we could have for tea,
So we opened the freezer just to see.
Ah! Crispy duck we did espy,
Thought we would give it a try.
How to cook it we did not know,
On the back was the way how.
Here we found what we did not seek,
Instructions in languages we did not speak.
So back to the freezer it was dispatched,
Another plan we soon had hatched.
A simple meal made us lick our lips.
A nice hot plate of Egg and Chips!
A silly poem on the spur of the moment.
© Dave Timperley June 16 2015.
Written by
Imee Murillo
Categories:
cute love, dream, funny love, happy, love, simple
Can'T Tell
i close my eyes
and i see your face in my dreams,
outside my door
you were standing staring back at me.
i never thought i'd feel this way ,
it been a long time honey
i cant find the right words to say
how and why i feel this way.
i thought it was just a silly game we played.
we both agreed and said "come what may"
each other's company was overwhelming.
strange but very amusing.
we played fire and danced in the rain
who would have thought i'd be smiling again.
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
funny love, husband, marriage,
Love Should Be So Simple
She once loved a mathematician
But felt just like an acquisition
Always said trust her intuition
So when she had grief with her transmission
Without an ounce of remission
She dropped the mathematician
And quickly married the technician
Car engine sounded no longer like a ton of rubble
Always said trust her intuition
Now she never ever has any auto trouble
The moral… happiness where it stands
Is finding a guy skilled with his hands
AP: Honorable Mention 2022
Submitted on November 2, 2017 for contest RHYME II sponsored by LAURA LOO - RANKED 1ST
Written by
Suburban Lovechild
Categories:
food, humorous, image, people, silly, simple
Classy Broad Picking At Nachos
Her good and grace
Placed in disgrace
As the human moment
And cheese-covered roadkill
Gets the best of her better soul
She snatches the dripping morsel
This Byzantine beauty lets it roll
Wiping the lost drop of nachoness
With dexterity and pedicured elegance
Only to lick it clean and nasty
Before anyone realizes
Her subtle act of triumph
Makes her one of us.
(9/7/13)
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, humanity, humor, inspirational, lost love, love
Simple Yet Complicated
Simple yet complicated
Life is not hard
Is so simple
To live with love
Yet so complicated
Among humans of today
Written by
Marc Pallanes
Categories:
cute, emotions, fun, funny, humor, simple
My Last Chip
Ive just one more chip
Left here in my life
Not the one there on my shoulder
Left there by an ex-wife
And its not from a casino
That I could play for just a chance
No thats not in the cards
As is not true romance
Its not made from chocolate
No that would be too great
Stuffed in a delicious cookie
But wishing don't seal fate
Of course the only chip that I have left
And why Ive kept it I still don't know
Yes the only chip left in my life
Was given to me by a Buffalo
PALLANES
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
humor, nursery rhyme,
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Simple Simon
When Simple Simon met the pieman going to the fair,
He thought the guy an easy mark he could con out of his wares.
But the pieman glared at him and hissed,
"Bub, I ain't no danged pie-lanthropist!
Admit I must, you've got some crust,
But show me dough and then my wares I'll share."
Written by
Greg Gaul
Categories:
humorous, perspective, poetry, simple, surreal, time
Emittime
before recently
never will
be new
again later