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food, funny, health,
The smell is good
Just look at the pud
Gammon, Turkey and Beef
Life’s turned over a new leaf
A few balls of stuffing
They aint made of nuffing
Many calories they carry
It’s the sausages I want to marry
Grease torpedoes and crispy potatoes
We know where all that goes
Straight to the hips
For some taste bud kicks
Diet go to hell.
body, humor, life, loneliness, sin,
On one lonely night my "other brother" wrote:
My nature made of body and a soul.
They're quite different two brothers.
Soul whispers me - don't even think, don't sin.
The body, however, wants a lill cookie ;)
funny, nature, sin,
News Headlines: Rude Becky, Iris, and Lily abducted....kidnapping!!
Mercy upon my soul....buried alive rude Becky, Iris and Lily
Never shall my sin be found as long as their feet stay planted
Their sin is an age old calamity.... being too beautiful!
Keep my secret....if you know
Lethal injection is not the way to go!!
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
If sex is a sin
Then let us do xes
If love is a taboo
Then Let us do evol
Let us evolve
And if evolution is a sin
Let us be an evolute
Robert L. Hinshaw
humorous, religion, sin,
There was once an old parson named Guy Flynn,
Who ranted about the wages of sin.
He scared the hell outta me,
Makin' me fall on my knee,
Forswearin' my profanity and gin!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
hair, humor, sin, women, yellow,
This is meant to be read with a French accent to aid the rhyme scheme:
WikiLeaks has tapes with Assange
Where Donald asks Vlad to arrange
More Russian hookers
Who are the best lookers
To pee and tint Trump’s hair orange
Author's note: His die hard supporters should be required to die their hair orange too. At least that would be funny.
art, humorous, men, miracle, sin,
Any vice is a good device
for reclaiming a man from vice.
betrayal, humorous, people, political, power,
Limericks crochetés: What if what he warns’s true sin?
Is he the wrong man said the right thing
Though it’ll be wrong to agree with him
Who know darn well we mean
Such the omen of Djinn
Now it’s just as likely he might win
Thumbs up or thumbs down winds favour him
He can go on saying the same thing
The more he thumps same thing
More the votes he’ll reap in
Better be wise let him badly win
See how and what he does once he’s in
Till he undoes self in the West Wing
There’s no way he can grin
And keep himself within
Right or wrong he must face music’s din
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2016
Just close my eyes, and pulls on the sin,
In the head naked women swarm in a crowd.
And I'm feel pity for them. Poor things!
My jealous wife, like a frenzied hound,
Meets them there with a rolling pin.
allusion, humor, sin,
I’m not here, just to make up life’s numbers
I’m here, because I found a niche to chill
Through hustle and bustle, I can slumber
And whilst you count sheep, I’ll be snoring still
bible, child, culture, fruit, funny, mother, sin,
The Forbidden Fruit
Is bound to be cute
As enticing as it can be
A forbidden tart
May capture your heart
In the blink of an eye, you see
A Forbidden Fruit
Dumps the resolute
Straight down the chute to Hell
And every recruit
Soon learns the route
No need for the ding of a bell
A Forbidden Fruit
has one attribute
That mothers pass on to each child
When mother says, "No!"
Her child will hear, "Go!
'Tis certain to drive Mother wild!"
Dale Gregory Cozart
Two rose petals fall
one on top of the other
I haven't drank in ninety days
Way to go you fookin' saint
You haven't killed in thirty years
But St. Zachary you ain't.
Her husband sells used broken cars
I get to kick the tires
While he gets soaked at all the bars
I'm putting out his fires.
I'm pleading down to purgatory
As Satan winks at me
Though punishment be mandatory
I'll not burn for perjury. ;)
r ~ 4/27/14
giggle, god, religion, sin,
I accidentally let one loose
Sipping the communion juice
The priest looked down
With a disapproving frown
Some parishioners gasped
Mothers, their babies clasped
The sexton's voice rasped:
Via the air displaced
We are all disgraced
The Lord's name debased ...
That would've been the end
But then I did it again ...
A little louder this time
~ To highlight the rhyme
10th grade, angel, celebrity, giggle, sensual,
Large sin small thought
I love you it's true
I do care thats also true
We play in the colors of rise
We touch the story of books
Gangs or gangster hang to fight with goon
Giggles tooth brush down when I remembered
The slap of you but smoking tounge smile
Now we talk about the sand of race
Wind the therapy be stand in pink louts
Where is me under a coconut so
Ones it's fall down on me and I say this
It's not because gravity
Reason is my large sin and small thought
Because I was trying to keep you in shadow
Of coconut tree by forgetting about the leaf
With love all
Luke Kenneth Casson Leighton
funny, life, passion,
oh my lover...
more's the pity
that i live in sin city.
looking up an address
is asking for a slap.
asking for a seamstress
is to walk into a trap.
take me to my house please!
you'll only lose my way
my only fear and fantasy:
to live here every day...
He has a mobile face with rubber skin
He loved me much and soon I loved him
As proofs in mathematics wear minds thin
And doctrines of religion make us sin
He makes me laugh and Q.E.D we’re kin.
He touched me deeply where our souls begin
He has a mobile face with rubber skin
He loved me much , and soon I much loved him
funny, philosophy, visionary, drug,
A tax for beer,
a tax for smokes;
So why not tax
sex and dope?
We need the money-
that’s not in doubt,
so tax that hooker
when she puts out!
And tax the dealer
who sells the drugs
to stupid kids
and slimy thugs!
While we’re at it,
disease and purity
in every state
Let users know
how pure’s the pot;
Inform the johns
of what she’s got
Tax the sales
and income too;
With all that cash
what could we do?
We could feed the hungry
and clothe the poor,
all on the backs
of dealers and whores...
funny, humorous, political,
America, what was your sin
For the Lord, he sure has the hump.
It must have been really terrible,
For he sent you Donald Trump.
For fifteen years I was from sin redeem,
And tried to keep the healthiest regime,
" Not drink, slept by the clock, and no smoking.
And, main, avoiding all my contacts with female!"
But, as soon, as I released from jail,
Unfortunately, all this rules were broken.
humor, satire, sin,
Heavenly gates opened,
and all devils took off
happy, humor, lust, silly, sin, smile,
There once was a known lady of vice
Who charged for her moist pie by the slice
Famous men would holler
Down many a dollar
To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss
A lady out walking her dog
Encountered a pot-belly hog
A quick-fingered boink
Deflated its oink
So Harley roared off in the smog
funny, on writing and words, people, woman, women, women,
(This is a fictional poem)
Every woman changes after we go on a date.
They become lesbians when they were previously straight.
I'm not popular with women because good looks is what I lack.
I'm getting tired of looking at mirrors because they always crack.
One woman screamed and lost bladder control when I kissed her.
Maybe the reason why I'm so ugly is because my parents are brother and sister.
I only go on blind dates and women never like what they see.
They find it more appealing to date each other than to date me.
My neighbour was out on her porch
Reciting the Bible by torch
When up flew a moth
As big as a Goth
Baptism by fire is just, "scorch" . . . .