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Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

Sister Jan

Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan
She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man
We're united by the funnies
We don't make much money
Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned

© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: brother, conflict, humorous, sister,

My Bedroom

Daddy look at this place
Mommy said it’s a disgrace
cos nothing’s in the right place
the floor’s an obstacle race
and my best book on space
isn’t in the book case

BUT my kid sister Grace
is lurking on the staircase
she’s got a grin on her face -
That smile I’d like to erase!

Daddy I can only assume
she’s been in my bedroom
As she can now reach the door
Daddy I’ve warned her before
One day there’s gonna be war!

Daddy just hear my plea
Please please give me a key
Then I can lock my sister out
And then mommy won’t shout…
At me!

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04/12/21
Written by Gail Debole
Categories: future, humor, sister, vanity,

Shared Ego - Year 2030

Written by Gail DeBole on September 12, 2013

There once were siamese-like twins
Who didn't share organs or limbs.
An ego was shared
Thoughts moving through air
Between sisters Donna and Kim.

With an ego bigger than most
The twins did nothing but boast
of trophies and wins
And spectacular whims.
The sisters were known coast-to-coast.
Written by Colm Sweeney
Categories: humorous, religion,

Sister Mary Ward

Sister Mary Ward
Prayed to the Lord,
"Let me leave this ghetto,
And set up Loreto."
Written by John Posey
Categories: dad, family, father daughter, humorous, sister,

Daddy's Mantel Clock

Daddy had a mantel clock on that shelf above the fire.
I remember how it sometimes seemed to call my Sis a liar.
Sis would be out on a date and the wheels of time would turn
My dad, it seemed would always be awake when she returned.

Now Daddy was quite strict on Sis – at nine she must be in.
And she was in real trouble if it was as late as ten.
“Darlin’, what’s the time?” he’d yell as she slipped in..
“Daddy, it’s about nine,” she’d shout, as that old clock struck ten. 

Written By John Posey
12/25/12
Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humorous, girl, girl,

Limerick: Once a Little Girl and Her Sister

Limerick : Once a Little Girl and her Sister

Once a little girl and her sister
Went out for a walk in a bluster
Little girl lost her way
Big sister blew away
With a Mister who wore a whisker. 

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013
Written by John Williams
Categories: children, funny,

Clean Sister, Dirty Brother

Leany Reany was so cleany,
She bathed five times a day,
She washed herself with ropey soapy
After every little play.
Dirty Burty was so shirty
When he had to take a shower,
He washed himself with muddy buddy,
Never smelling like a flower.


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Written by Monique John
Categories: appreciation, child, children, fun, joy, little sister

All the Funny Kids

All The Funny Kids
                                           By: Monique John 

Full of joy
Unbelievably excited
Never-ending happiness
Nature’s lovers
Youthful

Kind hearts
Ideal company
Dare devils
Snuggle Monsters
Written by Ugwu Cornelius Chidera
Categories: humorous

I'Ve a Beautiful Sister, Rejoice

I've a beautiful 
sister, Rejoice
whose head never 
makes any wise 
choice.
Hear the last that 
she made
was to be, a house 
maid.
What shall i call this 
stupid Rejoice?
Written by John Fenn
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, love, romance, sister

Just One Wish

If I could have a single wish
And have that wish come true
I’d wish that we could always be
Together, me and you

I’d wish eternal happiness
A lifetime filled with bliss
To hold you in my arms each night
And feel your tender kiss

Just having you beside me
Is all I that I desire
You are the one I dream of
You set my heart on fire

I’d wish for you because, you know,
I simply can’t resist ya
But.If you don’t stop your moaning’
I’ll be wishing for your sister
Written by Jason Talbott
Categories: family, funny, sister

Which One Is the Insister

She insisted on careless key twisting.
Now she's mad and locked out and it's misting.
And her sister's locked in...
Who's "in-sister" again,
If the "out-sister" did the insisting?
Written by Judy Valko
Categories: baby, kids, funny, humor, silly, sister

Change

Change

I had to change the diaper
On my little sis today,
Everyone else was busy
And the smell wouldn’t go away.

Her diaper sure was soggy.
Inside it was a mess!
I gagged then almost vomited.
I felt in such distress.

But when it all was over,
My sister smiled and me.
I picked her up to kiss her
And bounce her on my knee.

I hugged her in my arms.
Her cheeks were soft as silk.
She looked at me and smiled.
Then burped up all her milk!
Written by Nikki Reynolds
Categories: brother, friend, funny, growing up, kid, sister

Bad Kids

Little Joyce Ann and her friend Glenn
decided to play a trick one day
They took a rope and each grabbed an end,
then laid it across the alleyway

They hid in the bushes on each side
and waited for just the right time
One on the left and one on the right 
waiting patiently for him to come by

Then came Little Johnny on his bike,
riding without a care
Right on time they snatched the rope tight
and flipped Little Johnny up in the air
Written by Victoria Anderson-Throop
Categories: faith, life, sister, visionary,

Job's Funny Sister

JOB'S FUNNY SISTER

                       Job's sister
                   didn't need a whale
                         life ate her
Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: dedication, family, funny, imagination, sister, visionary

Quit Flapping and Flipping Those Lips {footle}

her lips
just flips



Tribute To 
My Sister Who Just Cannot 
Stop Flipping That Lip  LOL
Written by Darian Brown
Categories: family, friendship, funny, me,

Me Sister Bren

Dear Sister, this is for you, again you win
Artist of the year, and sexiest friend
Such an adorable person, so I rate you a ten
Tony is an imposter; I’m your real kin 
See the doctor loathe me because I had muscles of men
But anyway, tell the mama I’ll never see again 
“Thank you Katherine for conceiving… me sister Bren”
Written by Samantha-Jane Smith
Categories: funny, sister,

With My Sister Alicia

Sitting next to a dear friend,
Watching me on here,
Funny type such strange things,
Just to get her started. :)
Written by Anna Makoujy
Categories: family, funny,

Letter To My Sister

Dear Sister,

I am writing
to let you know
how glad I am
you are gone.
How much I appreciate
your presence not
being near mine.
How much more
I like you
when I don't have to 
tolerate you
on a daily 
basis.

So I have 
but one
simple request.
Please 
stay
as far away
as you possibly can.
Because then
I like you 
much better. 

I send you 
my best
and hope
you will grant
my request.

Always your sister,
never your friend
Written by Laura Hannan
Categories: education, faith, funny, satire, school, sister

Last Monday

The Catholics came to Junior school last Monday
And took my sister out of Maths
The rules had changed
They'd read The Book
Averages could no longer be taught in class

"One, plus one, plus one, the teacher said, equals three
And divided by three is one.
But Jesus, plus God, plus the Holy Ghost equals,
One
And divided by three is

Infinite Power!"

My hamster passed away last Monday
His soul left to be judged
I hope that when the good are numbered
That God knows how to count.
Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: humorous,

My Sister the Virgin Mary

My sister Mary was contrary
She met a nice fellow named Harry
He tried, without a doubt
But she would not put out
Virgin Mary will never marry.

written July 20, 2021
Written by Connie Pachecho
Categories: brother, fun, humor, sister,

Tom and Sis Rock It-Nursery Rhyme

Tom and his sis hopscotched at the playground 
Like two kangaroos going round and round
Their hops filled with wiggles
Here and there, more giggles
Two sock rockets orbit and soon touch down

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Written by Pat Adams
Categories: confusion, humorous, silly, sister,

Getting Off Work

Finally now, I'm getting off work
Not another bruise or blister
I can hardly, wait to rip off
The pink panties of my sister!

Ok, just hold on a minute here
That sounded very bad, I now see
Don't be thinking it's something weird
It's just that they're too tight on me!
Written by Randy Johnson
Categories: angst, funny, sister, sister, sister,

I Kicked George Costanza's ___

(This is a fictional poem)

I'm a tough guy and people have nicknamed me Thumper.
George Costanza dated my sister and I kicked his ___ when he dumped her.
My sister has the habit of picking the worst men.
When I got done, they nearly had to call Costanza's next of kin.
He said he'd marry her when he got her pregnant but he turned out to be a liar.
I put a big dent in that bald head of his and he was sorry that he didn't do right by 
her.
If you're like George Costanza, I have a message for you.
If you take advantage of my sister, I'll kick your ___ too.
Written by Rachel Carson
Categories: allegory, angst, creation, humorous, love,

The Pragmatic Sister and Seafood

All I want to know is
Do I have a distinctive voice?
Standing out in a crowd
Mic in hand, choice

Of song, how important
To hear and be heard
We must be privileged
Do you eat your scallop with beard?

This is reminding me of my ex
My brother says let him go
And I do vehemently
No emotions on show

Are you ready to meet him?
Your next potential ex
As the entropy reenters
No matter how clean shaven, hex

Upon all of us doomed
To end before we begin
Nothing to do in here
Accept, take it on the chin
Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: betrayal, cinderella, dance, funny, silly, sister

Anastasia and Drizella

once a char maid Cinderella
had hard time finding a fella
	she crashed a party
	thought herself smarty 
outplayed Anastasia and Drizella