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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan
She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man
We're united by the funnies
We don't make much money
Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
brother, conflict, humorous, sister,
Daddy look at this place
Mommy said it’s a disgrace
cos nothing’s in the right place
the floor’s an obstacle race
and my best book on space
isn’t in the book case
BUT my kid sister Grace
is lurking on the staircase
she’s got a grin on her face -
That smile I’d like to erase!
Daddy I can only assume
she’s been in my bedroom
As she can now reach the door
Daddy I’ve warned her before
One day there’s gonna be war!
Daddy just hear my plea
Please please give me a key
Then I can lock my sister out
And then mommy won’t shout…
At me!
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Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
future, humor, sister, vanity,
Written by Gail DeBole on September 12, 2013
There once were siamese-like twins
Who didn't share organs or limbs.
An ego was shared
Thoughts moving through air
Between sisters Donna and Kim.
With an ego bigger than most
The twins did nothing but boast
of trophies and wins
And spectacular whims.
The sisters were known coast-to-coast.
Poem Details | by
Colm Sweeney |
Categories:
humorous, religion,
Sister Mary Ward
Prayed to the Lord,
"Let me leave this ghetto,
And set up Loreto."
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humorous, girl, girl,
Limerick : Once a Little Girl and her Sister
Once a little girl and her sister
Went out for a walk in a bluster
Little girl lost her way
Big sister blew away
With a Mister who wore a whisker.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
John Posey |
Categories:
dad, family, father daughter, humorous, sister,
Daddy had a mantel clock on that shelf above the fire.
I remember how it sometimes seemed to call my Sis a liar.
Sis would be out on a date and the wheels of time would turn
My dad, it seemed would always be awake when she returned.
Now Daddy was quite strict on Sis – at nine she must be in.
And she was in real trouble if it was as late as ten.
“Darlin’, what’s the time?” he’d yell as she slipped in..
“Daddy, it’s about nine,” she’d shout, as that old clock struck ten.
Written By John Posey
12/25/12
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
Leany Reany was so cleany,
She bathed five times a day,
She washed herself with ropey soapy
After every little play.
Dirty Burty was so shirty
When he had to take a shower,
He washed himself with muddy buddy,
Never smelling like a flower.
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Poem Details | by
J.W. Earnings |
Categories:
beauty, childhood, courage, dedication, children, kids, forgiveness, freedom, friendship, funny, happiness, happy, history, hope, inspirational, life, love, memory, passion, people, relationship, school, sister, success, teen, time, uplifting,
Watch this scene with both eyes and try not to blink C: -->
I stood there... silently
Like a predator near prey
I sneak behind YOU
You weren't even aware of it!! Ha-ha!
I made YOU jump hIgH
Like a startled hare
I chuckle and smile
You know that mischievous smile of mine?
Your reaction was
PRICELESS - you were so upset
But YOU forgave me
Well...I'm flattered. . .
We laugh'd together (just like the good times)
In a chorus - our volume
Picked up extreme sound
Believe me - I could hear our laughter from a mile away!
But I'm glad I did
My best to make you giggle
Ridiculous me...
Wouldn't you agree?
Poem Details | by
Ugwu Cornelius Chidera |
Categories:
humorous
I've a beautiful
sister, Rejoice
whose head never
makes any wise
choice.
Hear the last that
she made
was to be, a house
maid.
What shall i call this
stupid Rejoice?
Poem Details | by
John Fenn |
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, love, romance, sister
If I could have a single wish
And have that wish come true
I’d wish that we could always be
Together, me and you
I’d wish eternal happiness
A lifetime filled with bliss
To hold you in my arms each night
And feel your tender kiss
Just having you beside me
Is all I that I desire
You are the one I dream of
You set my heart on fire
I’d wish for you because, you know,
I simply can’t resist ya
But.If you don’t stop your moaning’
I’ll be wishing for your sister
Poem Details | by
Monique John |
Categories:
appreciation, child, children, fun, joy, little sister, youth,
All The Funny Kids
By: Monique John
Full of joy
Unbelievably excited
Never-ending happiness
Nature’s lovers
Youthful
Kind hearts
Ideal company
Dare devils
Snuggle Monsters
Poem Details | by
Jason Talbott |
Categories:
family, funny, sister
She insisted on careless key twisting.
Now she's mad and locked out and it's misting.
And her sister's locked in...
Who's "in-sister" again,
If the "out-sister" did the insisting?
Poem Details | by
Victoria Anderson-Throop |
Categories:
faith, life, sister, visionary,
JOB'S FUNNY SISTER
Job's sister
didn't need a whale
life ate her
Poem Details | by
Judy Valko |
Categories:
baby, kids, funny, humor, silly, sister,
Change
I had to change the diaper
On my little sis today,
Everyone else was busy
And the smell wouldn’t go away.
Her diaper sure was soggy.
Inside it was a mess!
I gagged then almost vomited.
I felt in such distress.
But when it all was over,
My sister smiled and me.
I picked her up to kiss her
And bounce her on my knee.
I hugged her in my arms.
Her cheeks were soft as silk.
She looked at me and smiled.
Then burped up all her milk!
Poem Details | by
Nikki Reynolds |
Categories:
brother, friend, funny, growing up, kid, sister,
Little Joyce Ann and her friend Glenn
decided to play a trick one day
They took a rope and each grabbed an end,
then laid it across the alleyway
They hid in the bushes on each side
and waited for just the right time
One on the left and one on the right
waiting patiently for him to come by
Then came Little Johnny on his bike,
riding without a care
Right on time they snatched the rope tight
and flipped Little Johnny up in the air
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
dedication, family, funny, imagination, sister, visionary
her lips
just flips
Tribute To
My Sister Who Just Cannot
Stop Flipping That Lip LOL
Poem Details | by
Caycay Jennings |
Categories:
brother, chocolate, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous, sister,
Every year when it is sweet Halloween time,
my selfish big brother commits the same crime -
he quick gobbles his candy and then steals mine!
I can't tell cause my parents will say I whine
so this Halloween my mean brother, Bobby,
will feel regret and correct his theft hobby.
Tonight, this sis is a sinister zombie
who will see Bro turn squatty, potty sorry!
I foil wrapped sweets he favs as delicious –
he will soon steal Exlax-styled Hershey kisses.
By the time naughty Bobby grows suspicious
his guts will have already turned most vicious!
... CayCay
October 25, 2019
Poem Details | by
Darian Brown |
Categories:
family, friendship, funny, me,
Dear Sister, this is for you, again you win
Artist of the year, and sexiest friend
Such an adorable person, so I rate you a ten
Tony is an imposter; I’m your real kin
See the doctor loathe me because I had muscles of men
But anyway, tell the mama I’ll never see again
“Thank you Katherine for conceiving… me sister Bren”
Poem Details | by
Samantha-Jane Smith |
Categories:
funny, sister,
Sitting next to a dear friend,
Watching me on here,
Funny type such strange things,
Just to get her started. :)
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
funny, hilarious, how i feel, humorous, introspection, peace, sister,
Two nurses and a doctor try to coax me into a wheelchair.
I sit firmly, hard, arms crossed, not doing it no matter what.
A nurse's aide comes in. She says "Therapy dog is down at X-ray today."
I jump into that wheelchair like the bed was on fire, and away we go.
No dog in sight, but a very savvy nurse's aide.
Poem Details | by
Anna Makoujy |
Categories:
family, funny,
Dear Sister,
I am writing
to let you know
how glad I am
you are gone.
How much I appreciate
your presence not
being near mine.
How much more
I like you
when I don't have to
tolerate you
on a daily
basis.
So I have
but one
simple request.
Please
stay
as far away
as you possibly can.
Because then
I like you
much better.
I send you
my best
and hope
you will grant
my request.
Always your sister,
never your friend
Poem Details | by
Laura Hannan |
Categories:
education, faith, funny, satire, school, sister,
The Catholics came to Junior school last Monday
And took my sister out of Maths
The rules had changed
They'd read The Book
Averages could no longer be taught in class
"One, plus one, plus one, the teacher said, equals three
And divided by three is one.
But Jesus, plus God, plus the Holy Ghost equals,
One
And divided by three is
Infinite Power!"
My hamster passed away last Monday
His soul left to be judged
I hope that when the good are numbered
That God knows how to count.
Poem Details | by
John Fenn |
Categories:
animals, childhood, faith, family, children, funny, hope, pets, sister
Somebody’s stolen my hamster
It was there when I went up to bed
My sister is sitting there laughing
And saying my hamster is dead
She thinks that it’s ever so funny
That Hammy keeled over and died
Then she showed me where Hammy was buried
And I fell to my knees and I cried
The tears only lasted a minute
When a thought entered into my head
If my hamster has gone up to heaven
Can I have a new puppy instead ?
© John W Fenn 16-02-2009
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
confusion, humorous, silly, sister,
Finally now, I'm getting off work
Not another bruise or blister
I can hardly, wait to rip off
The pink panties of my sister!
Ok, just hold on a minute here
That sounded very bad, I now see
Don't be thinking it's something weird
It's just that they're too tight on me!
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
humorous,
My sister Mary was contrary
She met a nice fellow named Harry
He tried, without a doubt
But she would not put out
Virgin Mary will never marry.
written July 20, 2021