Humorous and funny Sleep poems and/or funny poems about Sleep. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sleep funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, hurt, sleep,
Ouch - Little White Lies
My hubby just fell out of bed
He banged his elbow and his head
Now I can hear groaning
Expletives and moaning
I’m certain that he isn’t dead!
Only the first line is true – last night we watched a programme on how easily people lie but on this occasion I would call this poetic licence
10/10/18
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
animal, humorous, sleep,
What a Dumbo
An elephant fell out of bed
And got a huge bruise on his head
He climbed back in his bunk
Then rubbed his aching trunk…
Best sleep in the low bunk instead!
08-25-17
Written by
Daniel Turner
Categories:
bird, humor, sleep,
Unwanted Guest
Awakened before dawn, I gasped for breath
A sound of dark foreboding breaks the still
Outside, the unrelenting, "song of death"
That soul collector, singing, " whip-poor-will"
Before twilight, he lands high in the pine
His feathers tan and brown, his neck plumes white
In repetitious cries that chill the spine
He calls lost souls to him before first light
And though no souls may come, he sings his song
So maddening, it makes the weary weep
His tax upon the living until dawn
The only payment he accepts is sleep
I hope the morning finds him a new tree
Someplace, far, far away, from sleeping me
June 30-2017
Any poem contest
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
11th grade, friend, humorous, sleep, teen,
4 Random Thoughts
(3 Haikus)
Immature - is a
word boring people use to
describe fun people
I should start a book,
a thick notebook to keep
inappropriate thoughts
Ever look at friends
and think, "Wow, we're gonna
be some weird adults?"
Sleep is my drug, my
bed is the dealer, my clock
the cops and school the jail.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
fruit, funny, humorous, kiss, lust, sleep
Snow White
Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
cat, giggle, rap, sleep, smile, uplifting
The Cat Nursery Rhyme
Cat cat wear your cap,
Cat cat go catch a rat.
Cat cat paws to tap,
Cat cat can you rap?
Cat cat now take your nap.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, lust, romance, sleep,
You and Me In Bed
The thought of you and me in bed
rings alarm bells in my head
I don't know, it just doesn't seem right
to have you for myself all night
Of course, I love your torrid affection
I'm just very concerned about the direction
that our ahem, uh, er -- you know what I mean
when our lips meet under covers unseen
So I'll be the adult right here and now ~
I shall not sleep with my beloved meow
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
child, dog, food, humor, love, sleep
Puppy
Quote By Poet "Puppies and kittens are what little kids dreams are made of."
My puppy is tan and small,
she likes to sleep in mommy's shawl.
She loves to play ball,
while I play with my doll.
We like to play outside,
where she will run and hide.
I will put her in my doll buggy for a ride,
her smile becomes a mile wide.
It's time to go inside,
dinner is ready with chicken that has been fried.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humorous, night,
- I Won'T Sleep -
~ It's summer time - the night is short ... the battery is full ~
14.06.2019
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
14 syllables
Written by
John Blake
Categories:
birth, dream, funny, nature, seasons, sleep
Multiplication
Trying to fall asleep in Spring,
I found the trick of counting sheep,
Grazing in flocks and wandering,
Could not succeed in bringing sleep,
Following one another too,
Bleating meanwhile, and eyeing me,
They sauntered by, as all sheep do:
I watched them, counting patiently.
In Spring’s lush pastures so sublime,
It seemed that every flock would grow,
Filling the fields at lambing time,
In numbers more than I could know,
No rest would come, no pillowed bliss:
I saw there was no end to this.
Written by
Betty Harp Butler
Categories:
humorous, prayer, religious, sleep,
When You Can'T Sleep
I have a secret that is very simple.
I’ll share it with you if I may.
When you can’t sleep,
Don’t count sheep.
Pray...
Pray for those you love,
And those who don’t love you.
Pray for your friends,
And for your enemies too.
Pray for your family-
All of them, not just one or two.
Pray for everyone who is sick, hurting, or lost.
And when you feel you are through,
Pray for you.
Written by
Farah Chamma
Categories:
funny, happinessworld, sleep,
Blue Blanket
I sleep beyond its warmth
I envision upon its touch
In this world exists a hell lot of blankets
But this, ineffably, I admire very much
In shades of light blue
My blanket wraps me tight
Its color a deep, tender comfort
Resembling a departing night
Across the wide distances of cold
I am shielded amid its warm fluff
I begin to sink in skies, as soon as
I lay my head upon its cloudy puff
In this world exists a hell lot of blankets
But this, ineffably, I admire very much
I now yearn to sleep all day
Within its magical, surreal clutch
Written by
Ralph Sergi
Categories:
humorous,
Sleep
Sleep
To wait
for a dream
wonderous scenes
of piquant parfaits
with a blended relish
of creamy fruit and almonds
savoring and ready to eat
daunted by an ogre's appearance
who gobbles it down and awakens you
Contest March 26, 2014
Written by
Noel Flater
Categories:
10th grade, career, humorous, language, sleep, today
Toastmasters Speech - Poem
Toastmaster Speech - Poem
Today, writing my next Toastmasters speech
So today, my next poem will be out of reach
Hopefully next week, more words will I seek
But today, my next poem is asleep.
Noel from NoelsArt
Comments: Today, I’m writing an important Toastmasters speech. After completing my next speech, I will finish Pathways Presentation Mastery speech path, which is a great accomplishment!
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
humorous, night, poetry, sleep,
Insomnapoet
Writing little rhymes such as this - there's little more as swell.
But a chore on this noggin, if you can't rightly tell.
I couldn't sleep a wink
the night my brain began to think,
"I can buy all the meds I desperately need, when these poems start to sell!"
NOTE: Far-fetched, but a man can dream.
Written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
dream, funny, good morning, holiday, morning, sleep
Haiku 7
village 'holiday'
rooster breaks a dreamy sleep
rude awakening
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Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, sleep,
Sure Cure For Making Up For Lost Sleep
Folks, I have to tell you I ain't been sleepin' all that well as of late.
Some of the problem is due to the obnoxious snorin' of my mate!
Or it could be the neighbor's barkin' dogs up and down the street,
And believe me, there are howlin' hounds and yappin' mutts replete!
I've tried numerous sleepin' aids off the pharmacist's shelf,
Tryin' to cure this dilemma and get some sleep for myself.
Eureka! I found a simple remedy for my plight in church today;
I fell fast asleep as soon as the pastor arose to have her say!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
cat, funny, sleep,
A Cat On the Bed
There was a fat man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger to her life
The house cat ran to his wife
Deaf lady put her on bed, closed the door.
July 16, 2018
Syllable count : 10 10 7 7 10
Syllable count checked on howmanysyllables.com
Written by
Vincent Ray
Categories:
good morning, good night, humorous, january, morning, sleep
Wise Decision
Look out the window
And enjoy the eastern glow
Now get out of bed
Feet on a cold floor
In the middle of winter
Now get back in bed
Written by
John Beharry
Categories:
animal, funny, humorous, pets, sleep, wind
Dog Haiku
dog breaks wind in sleep
awakens and sniffs the air
then bolts from the room
dedicated to dogs and dog lovers
(the funny side)
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, kid,
Sleep Tight
Sleep Tight
all his heroes wore costumes at night
wrapped around all their muscles so tight
his chances grew slim
at an outcome so grim
when his costume exposed – cellulite
John G. Lawless
5/21/2015
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, sleep,
My Noisy Toilet
Just a thin wall dividing my headboard from the john,
every night it played me a continuos running water song,
so got up and closed the valve,
my problem now temporarily solved,
posting a note on the lid, "don't resuscitate until dawn!"
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
abuse, humorous, night, people, sleep, sound
It's a Snap
It's also a snap
to break someone's nap.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Phyllis Babcock
Categories:
humor, sleep, , Lullaby,
Morning Crush
Awaken to the early morning sun
dew gently clings to the grass
The freshness of crisp morning air
Feels breath-taking and pure
The birds awaken before sunrise
a variety of melodies float
upon the mornings cool air
Harmony exists in song
I yawn....
Get up , get ready to start the day
No signs of laziness do I display
Up and at it is a motto I keep
But man I need another hour of sleep
I yawn.....
The birds sang this lullaby
My eyes closed I gave a sigh
Next it was high noon
Guess I will get up for this afternoon.
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
dream, humorous, sleep,
Do Not Like Up
Alarm rings loud
I am still sleepy
Why must I now get up
My dream is sweet
It must continue
Will Johnny Depp kiss me
I must stay down
With my eyes both closed
Does the world now need me
Do not like up
So rude and abrupt
Is there still some coffee