Funny Poems About Sloth or Sloth Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Gbenga Onalaja |
Categories: funny, life, satire,

The Sloth

His life is an epic
He is the one person who opens wares an hour after the market 
He comes to town a day after the fair 

He "holds hard" after the shot has left the gun 
He locks the stable after the herd is all gone 
He won't die, though he is of no use alive 

He is Mr. everything married to Mrs. nothing 
They cover their well after their children are drowned and left in the deep

They are  busy ploughing the air when their field is waist high in weed
Busy! They are at the old farm 
Bringing up buckets of water
After the last pillar of thier house is burnt down

Poem Details | by Anthony Beck |
Categories: freedom, humorous, i am,


'Tis a tree sloth that I be,
Dwelling in a tree sloth's tree.
When a worker bee
Asks what's up with me,
I say, "Sloth shall set you free."

Poem Details | by David Kavanagh |
Categories: allusion, humor, sin,

Summing Up By a Sloth

I’m not here, just to make up life’s numbers 
     I’m here, because I found a niche to chill 
     Through hustle and bustle, I can slumber 
  And whilst you count sheep, I’ll be snoring still 

David Kavanagh

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor, summer,

I Am a Sloth a Slob a Slug

I am a sloth, a slob, a slug
During the summer when school is out.
I move in slow motion from chair to couch to bed.

I am in the throes of binge eating –
sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar and salt.
pie, cake, cinnamon rolls, pie, cake and chips.

I am sluggish.
I have gained eight pounds in the eight pounds I have been home
I can barely waddle from the living room couch to bed.

I am wearing an oversized purple and red mumu now.
You could fit a small calf in here with me but I may grow into it.
I am a sloth, a slob, as slug
During the summer when school is out.