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Poem Details | by
Gbenga Onalaja |
Categories:
funny, life, satire,
His life is an epic
He is the one person who opens wares an hour after the market
He comes to town a day after the fair
He "holds hard" after the shot has left the gun
He locks the stable after the herd is all gone
He won't die, though he is of no use alive
He is Mr. everything married to Mrs. nothing
They cover their well after their children are drowned and left in the deep
They are busy ploughing the air when their field is waist high in weed
Busy! They are at the old farm
Bringing up buckets of water
After the last pillar of thier house is burnt down
Poem Details | by
Anthony Beck |
Categories:
freedom, humorous, i am,
'Tis a tree sloth that I be,
Dwelling in a tree sloth's tree.
When a worker bee
Asks what's up with me,
I say, "Sloth shall set you free."
Poem Details | by
David Kavanagh |
Categories:
allusion, humor, sin,
I’m not here, just to make up life’s numbers
I’m here, because I found a niche to chill
Through hustle and bustle, I can slumber
And whilst you count sheep, I’ll be snoring still
By
David Kavanagh
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humor, summer,
I am a sloth, a slob, a slug
During the summer when school is out.
I move in slow motion from chair to couch to bed.
I am in the throes of binge eating –
sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar and salt.
pie, cake, cinnamon rolls, pie, cake and chips.
I am sluggish.
I have gained eight pounds in the eight pounds I have been home
I can barely waddle from the living room couch to bed.
I am wearing an oversized purple and red mumu now.
You could fit a small calf in here with me but I may grow into it.
I am a sloth, a slob, as slug
During the summer when school is out.