Funny Poems About Smile or Smile Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Smile poems and/or funny poems about Smile. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Smile funny poems!

Written by Terry L. Allen
Categories: funny,

The Human Smile

Nothing in the world so disarming,
so charming in it's domain.
Across a crowded room or two feet away
it's all the same.
The shortest distance between two people
despite any other claim.
Is for now and will forever be
with no denial the human smile.

Written by Shane Cooper
Categories: friend, fun, giggle, smile,

The Queen of Laughter



Delight and laughter are your stock and trade,
With rhyme you carry our worries away,
You’re much more fun than a penny arcade.
Words sparkle like an egg by Faberge,
Dancing across poems like a cabaret.

A footle on poop, you’re back in the loop,
With words tastier than alphabet soup.
The limericks you write are out of sight,
Leaving us soupers no time to regroup,
Before the next poem gives pure delight.


Written 07/07/2015 for my dear friend Jan. 
"When you smile all Soupers smile with you"



Written by Althea Rose
Categories: funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen, tree,

Jojo Siwa Trees

trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees

Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: fun, humorous, smile,

Mirth

Laughter soothes the soul Giggling makes my day, Chortles will improve My mood, so they say, Smiles are so groovy! Silliness beams Grin big, my friends Chuckling at memes Snickering trends Guffawing Gleefully Mimicking Joking Funny MIRTH
THIRD PLACE WINNER written June 7, 2022 submitted to "Diminished Hexaverse - Your Choice" Poetry Contest sponsored by Caren Krutsinger

Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, smile,

Stairway To Heaven

My husband is four foot seven
I stand at six foot eleven
	everything is cool
	he has a step stool
it’s called the Stairway to Heaven


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: cat, giggle, rap, sleep, smile, uplifting, words,

The Cat Nursery Rhyme

Cat cat wear your cap, Cat cat go catch a rat. Cat cat paws to tap, Cat cat can you rap? Cat cat now take your nap.

Written by Courtney Hubbert
Categories: happy, humor, lust, silly, sin, smile,

There Once Was a Known Lady of Vice

There once was a known lady of vice
Who charged for her moist pie by the slice
Famous men would holler 
Down many a dollar
To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: giggle, goodbye, relationship, smile, word play,

A 'Cheery - O'

Rescue relationships that are only so-so

  ~ Take your leave with a 'Pip, pip, Cheerio!'

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: child, dog, food, humor, love, sleep, smile,

Puppy

Quote By Poet "Puppies and kittens are what little kids dreams are made of." 

My puppy is tan and small,
she likes to sleep in mommy's shawl.
She loves to play ball,
while I play with my doll.
We like to play outside,
where she will run and hide.
I will put her in my doll buggy for a ride,
her smile becomes a mile wide.
It's time to go inside,
dinner is ready with chicken that has been fried.

Written by David Crandall
Categories: animal, humor,

The Smile of a Nut-Brown Squirrel

A nut-brown squirrel wore his smile in a curl,
such a clever one was he.

He ate nuts and fruit in his nut-brown suit
in my avocado tree.

He gave me such lip, and never did tip,
and ate my harvest for free.

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: humor, smile, sorry,

- Weigh Your Words On Gold Weight -

Time for weekend humor

Do you need a good laugh ?

All cultures have humor

In an attempt to be funny

He always laughs at his own jokes

They was hand picked for maximum laughter

The audience does not laugh













09.06.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: beauty, funny, smile,

- Feeling of Beauty -


Are you concerned about external factors
A feeling of freshly washed hair is miraculous 
Because you deserve it










12.03.2016
A-L Andresen :)

Written by Tasha Taylor
Categories: cute love, feelings, giggle, smile, student, teenage,

Your Smile

I see you walking down the hall.
Your gorgeous blonde hair, 
Thoughtful blue eyes, and 
Perfect smile make me flustered.

I try to disappear into myself
When I will pass you. 
A God like you doesn't notice
People who are like me.

Somehow, you catch my eye
And you wink at me as we pass.
When you can't see me anymore,
A smile lights up my face. 

The impossible actually happened!
I am left grinning like a giggly idiot,
Getting concerned glances by others.
Yet, I don't care because you smiled at me:

You with your sunshine hair,
Deep, blue ocean eyes, and 
your contagious smile.
My smile glows because of your smile.

Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,

Rainbow

imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,

There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: funny, smile,

- Voluptuous Titties -

- Recalls a brief blissful time ~ almost naked in the summer glow -














30.12.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: funny, smile, sweet,

- Haiku X 75 - Pigs -

A life like a pig
Warm bath in my pink teacup
Is full of regret








24.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: beauty, humorous,

- Botox Smile -


   Beauty is not something I was born with ~ Therefore I am exhausting











31.01.2016
A-L Andresen :)

Written by Isaiah Zerbst
Categories: flying, freedom, humor, sky, smile,

Flying High

Flying in the great blue sky,
Like a grinning fool.
Flying fast, and flying high;
Didn't check the fuel.

Written by Deb Wilson
Categories: funny love, smile,

Love and Laughter

Your smile blends with mine
as our laughter cheers the clouds.
Our days sunny be
long as we look for the light-
leave the darkness far behind.



written September1st, 2014

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: funny, humor, smile,

- Terrible Smell, Keep Smiling -

Although it is difficult to imagine ~ keep smiling though troubles come













  17.06.2016
  Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
  Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Written by Kp Nunez
Categories: funny love, humorous,

Can'T Smile Without You

Tell me now please, are you my lost denture?
Cause I can't smile without you, that's for sure.




Your Best Pick Up Line Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Judy Konos
30 April 2015

Written by Funom Makama
Categories: character, humor, humorous, i am, life, smile,

A Gorilla Face

Countenance quite disturbing, in need of a file
happiness on the flee, one thousand and a mile
nothing to disguise
wrinkles grow in size
wild facial expression slapping a ban on smile.

Written by Amy Rose
Categories: beautiful, beauty, child, childhood, courage, faith, children, freedom, happiness, health, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, love, passion, peace, people, spiritual, uplifting,

Smile

Sense of humour, elevating our spirits
Musing over the simple things in life, rejoicing at what we find
Imagination stimulated, childlike, seeing the wonders in life
Light heartedness, laughing at one’s self!
Everything as it is meant to be, smiling, enjoying, the gift of life

Written by Emile Pinet
Categories: funny, nonsense, smile, boy,

A Boy Named Steve-

There once was a boy named Steve
who was always asked to leave,
for he'd let his snot drip,
dislodge it with a flip, 
then wipe his nose on his sleeve.