Humorous and funny Snail poems and/or funny poems about Snail. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Snail funny poems!
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, humorous,
Snail
Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.
Written by
Randy Imwalle
Categories:
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
The Humble, Brown Snail
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
Written by
Michael Wise
Categories:
funny, humorous, hyperbole,
The Snail
I was clean shaven when I
spotted a snail going by
I watched for a while
as he went half a mile
now my beard's reaching down to my thigh
Written by
Gary Fields
Categories:
funny
When You Were My Snail
I love my snail
From near to far
Sometime's I can see him
Just under the wheel's
Of my car
Though he may sometimes'
Be late,
But it take's so many
To fill a empty plate
I sit by the log
How long must it take
Fore he is fabulous
He taste just like stake
With a little gravy at the side
He is indeed a pleasure
To ever fill my plate
This I just can't hide
Fore-
His promptness just can't
Be denied
P.S. I AM WAITING FOR YOU BUDDY!
GF
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
body, food, giggle, silly,
Sam Snail
Sam Snail's
in jail
He got
blackmailed
No chance
for bail
No phone
no mail
No greens
or kale
The bread's
real stale
He looks
quite frail
His face
all pale
His heart
has failed
Don't cry
Don't wail
They serve
him ale
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
animal, home, humor,
Snail Shell Relativity
A snail makes his home inside a shell.
"My home", I say, "is a living hell".
A snail without a shell's a slug.
"I guess, my home's not so bad", I shrug.
Written by
Matthew Herfurth
Categories:
humor,
Snail Man, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD
Snail Man
Snail Man was the slowest worker
in the Jam Factory.
His nickname was Mr Shirker.
He was very angry for being fired.
He'd stolen from the safe
all the money he desired.
It didn’t take the police long
to find him. They weren’t blind!
He’d left a long long long
slime trail behind.
Written by
Monulita Boey
Categories:
children, fun, humor,
The slimy snail
The snail slowly slithered from the wet grass
Crossed the cracked concrete sidewalk
leaving a silky slimy slender trail of mucus
carrying a shatterable shell as its shield.