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Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
funny, humorous, hyperbole,
I was clean shaven when I
spotted a snail going by
I watched for a while
as he went half a mile
now my beard's reaching down to my thigh
I love my snail
From near to far
Sometime's I can see him
Just under the wheel's
Of my car
Though he may sometimes'
But it take's so many
To fill a empty plate
I sit by the log
How long must it take
Fore he is fabulous
He taste just like stake
With a little gravy at the side
He is indeed a pleasure
To ever fill my plate
This I just can't hide
His promptness just can't
P.S. I AM WAITING FOR YOU BUDDY!
body, food, giggle, silly,
A snail of humble piety
prayed this request nightly:
O snail Maker, grant me speed;
two legs at most is all I need.
“Impossible,” came the reply
and a defense explaining why:
When your architype I created,
I tired, and, alas, procrastinated.
I meant to give you speed, of course,
but thought it better suited a horse.
And as I am a creator who does
nothing without right and just cause,
in making you slow I did not fail.
Besides, who puts his money on a snail?