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Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, humorous,
Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.
Poem Details | by
Randy Imwalle |
Categories:
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
Poem Details | by
Michael Wise |
Categories:
funny, humorous, hyperbole,
I was clean shaven when I
spotted a snail going by
I watched for a while
as he went half a mile
now my beard's reaching down to my thigh
Poem Details | by
Gary Fields |
Categories:
funny
I love my snail
From near to far
Sometime's I can see him
Just under the wheel's
Of my car
Though he may sometimes'
Be late,
But it take's so many
To fill a empty plate
I sit by the log
How long must it take
Fore he is fabulous
He taste just like stake
With a little gravy at the side
He is indeed a pleasure
To ever fill my plate
This I just can't hide
Fore-
His promptness just can't
Be denied
P.S. I AM WAITING FOR YOU BUDDY!
GF
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
body, food, giggle, silly,
Sam Snail's
in jail
He got
blackmailed
No chance
for bail
No phone
no mail
No greens
or kale
The bread's
real stale
He looks
quite frail
His face
all pale
His heart
has failed
Don't cry
Don't wail
They serve
him ale