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Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
america, humor,
In a covered wagon he travelled west
For every ailment he had a cure
His miracle oil he claimed was the best
People he conned were the sick and the poor.
In remote towns he would set up his scam
Helped by two' friends' in the crowd for his trick
Who' volunteered' but were part of the sham
Arthur the cripple and poor sighted Mick.
But they were fed up of his trickery
And exposed him to the crowd in the town
The conman shouted" Mick what can you see"?
Mick said "nothing, I heard Arthur fall down"
Snake oilman was speechless and he went pale
The townsfolk seized him and threw him in jail.
Written on 30th December 2018
Poem Details | by
Ken Duddle |
Categories:
funny, mythology, satire,
There once was a couple, called Adam and Eve
Who a little joke they did conceive
They told all, that as they walked
They met a snake that talked
But the plan backfired when it was believed.
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
funny,
Sammy snake had a cold
with a nose that was always runny
now where could he keep a hanky
no pockets in his skin life wasn't funny
he tried to spear it on a twig
carried it with his tail
but when he sneezed it shot out
so many times a fail
got his friend hissing Sid
to tie it round his neck
he sneezed tried to grab it
ended up in such a mess
so decided to let it run
use the leaves to wipe it clean
yuck a Ssssnake with a cold
thank goodness leaves are green.
penned 15 October 2015.
Poem Details | by
Timothy Brumley |
Categories:
funny
There once was a banker from Britain
Who sat on a snake and was bitten
But his assets were apprised
To have quadrupled in size
While attending nurses were smitten!
Timothy I. Brumley
Poem Details | by
Renee Kelly |
Categories:
faith, funny
"Let's spread the word of the Lord!" they exclaimed
"Knocking on doors - surely none could be blamed!"
It's simply a matter of time
Up the walls we will climb
Our inevitable ire will thus be inflamed
Poem Details | by
Doris Culverhouse |
Categories:
children, funny
Sly snake what a rakish slither
belly walker cunning talker
Persuade the moon to buy the sky
Charging moonbeams by the hour
**I think this is the first one for me...trying my hand at silly poems for children.
Many thanks to all who take the time to read my works!!
**Thanks CL Thornton for the tips!!~~~
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humor,
Pa hankered cheeses of every kind.
Alas, it placed him in a painful bind!
"For fast relief", said his wife,
"Plumber's snakes should ease yer strife!"
"No thanks! I'll use Ex-Lax for my behind!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
animal, fantasy, humor, irony,
Sally snake seethed silently
She’d bitten her tongue and it hurt
Sally slowly sidled in the sand dunes -
Unable to speak but alert
The venom it spread through her body
She hissed and cursed in her head
No antidote for the poison within her
Now alas poor Sally snake lies dead
30th June 2016
Poem Details | by
Peter Dome |
Categories:
animal, funny, horror, humorous,
A man from Bancock
Got a exscruisiating nasty shock
For he was sat on the throne
But he was not alone
A very large snake
came up from the toilet bowl
And grabbed him on a certain place
And wouldn't let go
I can imagine his screams
And his face
A tug of war for half an hour or more
Of his hellish day
The Doctors say
He'll be ok
But not sure about his wedding tackle.
''Just been on TV news, you could hear the newsreaders laughing in the background.
Poor mam.'' Always check before you hit the deck.''
Peter Dome. Copyright. 2016. May.
Poem Details | by
Sarah Lewry |
Categories:
faith, funny, visionary, me,
You dangerous viper go away
and leave me on my own.
You are a lion and a thief,
trying to steal God's throne.
You shook your fist in anger.
You rebelled against your King.
Someday, Satan, you will pay
for causing me this suffering.
God is angry, Rightfully so.
His creations have turned away.
But his children will rejoice
on the day that Satan pays.
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
animals, funny, imagination, nature, visionary,
slittering reptile
glides cool and so collective
amidst the rock bed
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humor,
Did you hear about the hapless Australian bloke?
'Twas on the evenin' news and folks this ain't no joke!
He was astride the commode and a snake bit his Vienna sausage!
Oh! The very thought of such! And if I may create an adage:
"Mates, afore you sit, carefully lift the lid and peer into yer commode,
Or you could be stunned to see a snake, alligator or a grinnin' toad!"
Poem Details | by
Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris |
Categories:
12th grade, africa, analogy, character, education, funny, hope,
I saw
some mouses
and
Two multicoulored
snakes.
The snakes
Hunted
The mouses.
After seeing those
Two venomous
And dangerous
Reptiles ,
I stoped
Labouring the ground
To chase the snakes.
Luckly one of
Them failed
Into my hands.
It was a victim
With
No hope to survive
As it always
Known
Dangerous
Animal in many
Rural communities.
One man took it
To the far bush,
And the snake
Continued to live.
May 04/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
Mussabwa Chris
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humorous,
Where is your daughter? I asked my new neighbor.
The four-year-old or the ten-year-old?
The one who wants to show me her pet snake.
Oh, that’s Charming. She is in the living room.
I stopped short of the couch where the twelve-foot snake was staring at me.
As if I was a possibility for lunch. She was wound around the four-year-old.
Doesn’t that make you nervous? I asked the mother.
"No," she said. "Should it?"
I nodded my head and left quickly.
Not wanting to know the ending of this story.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
humor, political, satire,
The Duke and the Dauphin
two snake-oil salesmen in 'Huck Finn'
chased by folks brandishing paddles with nails
ridden plum out of the county on a rail...
Joseph R. Biden and Donald J. Trump
peddling their rancid cologne to the masses
Such a pair of stubborn mules, those two
Let's stick their dunderheads in fertilized mule-asses