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funny, mythology, satire,
There once was a couple, called Adam and Eve
Who a little joke they did conceive
They told all, that as they walked
They met a snake that talked
But the plan backfired when it was believed.
Sammy snake had a cold
with a nose that was always runny
now where could he keep a hanky
no pockets in his skin life wasn't funny
he tried to spear it on a twig
carried it with his tail
but when he sneezed it shot out
so many times a fail
got his friend hissing Sid
to tie it round his neck
he sneezed tried to grab it
ended up in such a mess
so decided to let it run
use the leaves to wipe it clean
yuck a Ssssnake with a cold
thank goodness leaves are green.
penned 15 October 2015.
There once was a banker from Britain
Who sat on a snake and was bitten
But his assets were apprised
To have quadrupled in size
While attending nurses were smitten!
Timothy I. Brumley
Sly snake what a rakish slither
belly walker cunning talker
Persuade the moon to buy the sky
Charging moonbeams by the hour
**I think this is the first one for me...trying my hand at silly poems for children.
Many thanks to all who take the time to read my works!!
**Thanks CL Thornton for the tips!!~~~
"Let's spread the word of the Lord!" they exclaimed
"Knocking on doors - surely none could be blamed!"
It's simply a matter of time
Up the walls we will climb
Our inevitable ire will thus be inflamed
Robert L. Hinshaw
Pa hankered cheeses of every kind.
Alas, it placed him in a painful bind!
"For fast relief", said his wife,
"Plumber's snakes should ease yer strife!"
"No thanks! I'll use Ex-Lax for my behind!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
animal, fantasy, humor, irony,
Sally snake seethed silently
She’d bitten her tongue and it hurt
Sally slowly sidled in the sand dunes -
Unable to speak but alert
The venom it spread through her body
She hissed and cursed in her head
No antidote for the poison within her
Now alas poor Sally snake lies dead
30th June 2016
In the jungle, Jim saw two eyes peer
Now a snake on it's own, he'd not fear
That was Jim's big mistake
It was two one-eyed snakes
That sunk both their fangs in his rear.
animal, funny, horror, humorous,
A man from Bancock
Got a exscruisiating nasty shock
For he was sat on the throne
But he was not alone
A very large snake
came up from the toilet bowl
And grabbed him on a certain place
And wouldn't let go
I can imagine his screams
And his face
A tug of war for half an hour or more
Of his hellish day
The Doctors say
He'll be ok
But not sure about his wedding tackle.
''Just been on TV news, you could hear the newsreaders laughing in the background.
Poor mam.'' Always check before you hit the deck.''
Peter Dome. Copyright. 2016. May.
faith, funny, visionary, me,
You dangerous viper go away
and leave me on my own.
You are a lion and a thief,
trying to steal God's throne.
You shook your fist in anger.
You rebelled against your King.
Someday, Satan, you will pay
for causing me this suffering.
God is angry, Rightfully so.
His creations have turned away.
But his children will rejoice
on the day that Satan pays.
animals, funny, imagination, nature, visionary,
glides cool and so collective
amidst the rock bed
Robert L. Hinshaw
Did you hear about the hapless Australian bloke?
'Twas on the evenin' news and folks this ain't no joke!
He was astride the commode and a snake bit his Vienna sausage!
Oh! The very thought of such! And if I may create an adage:
"Mates, afore you sit, carefully lift the lid and peer into yer commode,
Or you could be stunned to see a snake, alligator or a grinnin' toad!"