Humorous and funny Snoring poems and/or funny poems about Snoring. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Snoring funny poems!
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny,
Np My Snoring Wife
noise pollution
breaking night's silence...
sleepless hours
a roaring engine...
beside me
my snoring wife
a ticking clock
competing with...
the snoring sound
who will win?
let me see...
sleepless judge
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
Snoring Disaster
When Cyris snored it shook the house piers,
Reducing his wife to constant tears,
At wits end she put a peg on his nose
To stop where the emanating air noise grows,
But unfortunately it blew off both of his ears.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, funny, sleep,
Alive Snoring and Breathing-
~While I nodded nearly sleeping my snores was hurt all around the house the family knew I was alive and breathing~
11/16/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
Written by
Rebecca Streets
Categories:
anger, humorous, husband, marriage,
Snoring
I call it purring when it’s convenient
to me — the soft, gentle sound of you asleep.
But in the middle of the night, with your
nostrils roaring and me, wide awake,
is when I call it
snoring.