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football, fun, funny, humor, humorous, soccer, sports,
Pain in Spain
Shame in the game
Who do you blame
When your approach is lame
Three lions or three blind mice?
humorous, soccer, sports,
Working in physical education
Blond teacher had a realisation
Spotting a young boy alone
Standing all on his own
Her curiosity, frustration
Young man, why are you all on your own
To the others, why are you disowned
Well, I'm not the teams sweeper
I'm their bloody goalkeeper
Please Miss Coach, it's time you went home
education, humorous, irony, soccer,
Woe is us, we wretched Dyslexicons,
We visionary thinking paragons,
We the summer-school-room-dwelling patsies,
We the ostracized by Spelling Nazis.
(sorry, lied about the soccer)
cheer up, confusion, farm, humorous, mother, mother son, soccer,
Once an old con named Bob Hanks
Greeted the tellers with thanks.
Oh please call me Dom
I'm named for my mom,
As he thieved his way through banks.
James Edward Lee Sr.
3rd grade, analogy, funny, games, soccer,
BOY PLAYING SOCKS HER- -
A little small boy;
On the field learning soccer;
He runs, kicks, shutter the ball;
Trips falls ball rolls on,
Opponents a little girl
Sees, laughs he gets up "socks her"
Placed #2 in Contest
Writing Challenge 3, August 2019 - Six Lines
Sponsor, Dear Heart- Wiishkobi Ode
anti bullying, car, funny,
Oh, she's a soccer mom speeding flake,
tailgated me, I slammed on my brake,
she defied gravity,
when she sailed over me,
Sucks for her, she's cursing in the lake !