Funny Poems About Soccer or Soccer Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by John Pen |
Categories: football, fun, funny, humor, humorous, soccer, sports,

World Cup 2014

Pain in Spain
Bland England
Shame in the game
Who do you blame
When your approach is lame
Three lions or three blind mice?
I wonder

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: humorous, soccer, sports,

Coach, Coached

Working in physical education Blond teacher had a realisation Spotting a young boy alone Standing all on his own Her curiosity, frustration Young man, why are you all on your own To the others, why are you disowned Well, I'm not the teams sweeper I'm their bloody goalkeeper Please Miss Coach, it's time you went home <*>

Poem Details | by Anthony Beck |
Categories: education, humorous, irony, soccer,

Ode to Dyslexics -- a soccer poem

Woe is us, we wretched Dyslexicons,
We visionary thinking paragons,
We the summer-school-room-dwelling patsies,
We the ostracized by Spelling Nazis.

(sorry, lied about the soccer)

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, confusion, farm, humorous, mother, mother son, soccer,


Once an old con named Bob Hanks
Greeted each teller with thanks.
Oh please call me Dom
I'm named for my mom,
As he thieved his way through banks.

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: 3rd grade, analogy, funny, games, soccer,



A little small boy; On the field learning soccer; He runs, kicks, shutter the ball; ~ Trips falls ball rolls on, Opponents a little girl Sees, laughs he gets up "socks her"
8/29/19 Placed #2 in Contest Writing Challenge 3, August 2019 - Six Lines Sponsor, Dear Heart- Wiishkobi Ode

Poem Details | by Regina Elliott |
Categories: anti bullying, car, funny,

Soccer Mom

Oh, she's a soccer mom speeding flake,
tailgated me, I slammed on my brake,
she defied gravity,
when she sailed over me,
Sucks for her, she's cursing in the lake !