Humorous and funny Social poems and/or funny poems about Social. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Social funny poems!
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
animal, funny, social,
Big Foot and I
Bigfoot often puts his foot in his mouth and he's got a big mouth too.
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
adventure, angst, confusion, funny, social,
Kristin Listen!
Hello my friend,
Hope all is well
This is your bud,
'Ol tom bell
You might wish
To read this poem
"Bad Day at the Eyedoctors"
A true tom tale
And shows what a fool I be
So check it out,
And you'll see!
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, nostalgia, social,
Flirty Dancing
valse,valet a,highland fling
viola,fiddle,music string;
minuet,pavane rondeau
tripping lightly to & fro.
flirty dancing,fancy free
quick-step and ladies excuse-me;
fox trot and last waltz slow,
holding close,as passions grow.
Written by
Donald Meikle
Categories:
funny, social,
Cafe Selections
Fish madam?
Price Edwards a Welsh man taught me how to poach eggs fish and rabbits
The recipe for poached eggs is universal
Poached perch is.....Take fillets and cheeks saute in butter with a dash of mead
Poached trout........Wrap in aluminum foil with herbs.. throw in small fire
Poached rabbit.....Debone saute in olive oiland butter...add mushrooms and leek
Poached venison I’ve never tried
Written by
Ernesto P. Santiago
Categories:
funny, life, people, social,
The Flying Saucer
the flying saucer
missing my head by an inch
did you notice it?
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
age, engagement, humorous, social,
Tweeting
There once was a tweeter who didn’t tweet
An air of mystery, she decided to keep
Responses bounced
Bad twitter account
But still, she wouldn’t tweet a peep
Written by
Frank Mashina
Categories:
family, humor, marriage, social,
Mom’s Photo Secret
Mom said, “No sex before marriage,”
With rules she thought were quite sage.
But in her wedding shot,
I see a twist in the plot—
Was her vow just a part of the age?
Written by
Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories:
fear, funny, social,
The Sad Truth About Life
Oh the horror!
For people,
it's just fun!
~Reecie
Written by
Timothy Brumley
Categories:
animals, funny, social
A Club Sandwich
There once was a woman named Tracy
Who wore clothes that were a bit racy
Till she got drunk in a club
And was mistaken for grub
By the wolves who thought her quite tasty!
Timothy I. Brumley
Written by
Dave Timperley
Categories:
friendship, funny, life, social, me, fun
The Yorkshireman
Now ma mate Geoff's a Yorkshireman,
A Doncaster lad, born n bred,
Full o' fun but thick in t'ead,
Now ah can say this wi'out insultin',
'cos e's me mate an we gerron great,
Ah calls 'im rotten when we're in t'shop,
an 'e gi's it back, n thinks 'e's on top.
I'm a Lancashire lad, born n bred,
'e sez ahm same, thick in t'ead,
Insults we chuck alt' time at each other,
But Ah loves 'im like 'e were me brother.
Anyone comes wi' insult for 'im
As ter get past me an' that would be grim.
Ah banter is fun an' nowt else tha' see,
Ah jabs at 'im an' e' jabs at me.
So don't get t' thinkin' as Roses War's still on,
When we as a go, it's just fer ah fun.
© Dave Timperley 2012
Written by
Alex Brown
Categories:
funny, life, loss
Elegy For My Social Life
You'll be missed,
You will always be remembered.
All those good times
I had because of you.
I regret this loss
More than any.
Goodbye, social life.
You'll be missed.
Written by
William Masonis
Categories:
funny, life, people, social,
My Mechanic's Receptionist
The divine swell of
Her heaving breasts
Soothes the pain
Of large
Bills.
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
black african american, funny, people, social, uplifting, urban
Juicy Kaboosey
her derriere
in the air high
eyes wearing out
Than-Bauk written for Rick Parise's contest
Written by
Mark Goodson
Categories:
funny, social, blue, blue,
Alliteration In B
The blue ball bounced against the rubber baby buggy bumper.
Bobby Brown’s bright blue blazer matched Betty’s blue bloomers.
Baseball is business blessed beyond belief.
Brook’s brother boiled beetle bugs for breakfast.
The bow of the boat blocked the big barge.
Bill’s barrel belly button bares birthday bacteria.
Baboons beam beautiful ballads for bitter berry bush butter.
Bonnie’s buttons battle the bulge.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, food, funny, people, social,
Eating Out
Loud speech in restaurants is crude
Why are the obnoxious so rude?
Their noise should be banned
This is not a food stand
But a place we pay for the mood
Author's note: My wife and I went out for dinner with friends last night. That was the inspiration for the limerick above. However, this is also an allegory for what is wrong in today's world. There is a critical shortage of consideration for others.
Written by
Mark Pringle
Categories:
funny, inspirational, life, philosophy, social,
That Word
f.@+$
That word
What does it mean?
Is it to glean?
Or
To
Cause a ravine or seam
Or
To tritely inflict
The mean-
-ing
Of a theme
It seems
To
Me
That such a thing
Is small
And
Has little
To bring
Or
To
Ring
Yes, much less
To
Sing
Nothing to suggest
Or
To cause
To
Keep abreast
But
Overt
In its
Suggest
Of
What words
One
Can’t bring
To mind’s crest
And thus
Attest
A
Vagueness of wit
…at best.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, satire, social, sports,
This Ones For the Gals
What gospels on sunday afternoon
Are four quarters male members tune
With flat screens on wall?
The chair-men want football
And shall yell like a wild baboon
Author's note: This poem was inspired by Lori Hopkin's "This ones for the guys" which is worth a good look. My apologies to all baboons who are much gentler and finer than I. Sad to resort to using their species as a stereotype just for the sake of a rhyme.
Written by
... Gigno
Categories:
humorous, life,
Social Illusion
Gather close to read how things go down
Filling empty spaces with written sound
Turn it towards loud and alert the town
What of life went missing must be found
In the palm or on demand
Social illusion data jam
Bytes have taken command
Media cascading that dam
A little bit, not too much
Techno-legit, um, and such
Written by
Glen Enloe
Categories:
cowboy-western, funny, social,
Cowboys Don'T Wear Crocs
Although there be some debatin’
‘Bout if ol’ cowboys wear socks—
I can tell you fer a dern fact,
That true cowboys don’t wear Crocs.
They just don’t fit a stirrup right,
And bright colors scare the stock—
I’ll sure nuff shoot the first cowboy
I see wearin’ a new Croc!
Oh, we talk of Old West legends
Like our Jesses’ and Hickoks—
But I hope I never do see
Cowboys herdin’ in their Crocs!
And when that great cattle Master
Lays me low beneath the rocks—
Just make sure I’m wearin’ my boots
And not a pair of them Crocs!
Written by
Ken Duddle
Categories:
funny, people, satire, social,
Snobbery
The new residents at the Manor
Were in a pickle, with a dilemma
Their neighbors’ were rather posh
With exclamations like 'Golly gosh'
Keeping up appearances in other homes
Is rather hard when your name is Jones.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
confusion, funny, holiday, philosophy, social,
Thanksgiving In the Mirror
With "plenty" this culture's endowed
Bad outcomes are never allowed!
But nature's stealthy
And notes for the wealthy
Silver linings come with a cloud
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
abuse, computer, funny, health, love, social
On the Fancy Package It Came In
on the fancy package
it came in
it did not say
that smoking this
might be bad for your health --
So
in a dark corner of the room
I lit up my iPhone
smoked it
and felt
satisfied.
Written by
Ken Duddle
Categories:
funny, social,
By Order of the Committee
Children must be kept under
strict control at all times.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.
There’ll be no swearing
in front of t' ladies.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.
There’ll be no talking
during t' bingo.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.
All affiliated members
must sign in by ten.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.
All members WILL
enjoy themselves
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.
Written by
Mark Peterson
Categories:
humor,
The Social Implications of Special Relativity
Relativity’s science has its place,
yet surprises us with social rhyme.
For if you say you need your space,
then be prepared to give me time.
For if expanding space for you
then contracts your time with me,
perhaps we'll need to soon undo
our bonds of relativity
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, business, funny, humorous, satire, social
Tone It Down To ''At Least For the Duration''
Time does our earth presence sever
But the post office is clever
And offers for sale
For its eternal mail
A stamp that is good forever
Author's note: The idea that anything associated with this planet will be consumed "forever" is peculiar and laughable. It is also destructive in that business holds the truth in shadows.