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Poem Details | by Steven Siegel |
Categories: freedom, humor, military, mom, soldier, women,

What We Really Fight For

When you ask 'soldier 
what he fights for, it is not 
apple pie and dear 
old mom, nope this is what he 
fights so hard for; a woman

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: funny, humorous, satire, soldier,

To Follow, Or Not To Follow

I saluted in front of him and vowed, 
“Sir, I’ll follow you anywhere, sir.”
The Lieutenant roared, 
“You can’t follow in front of me. 
Get to the rear!”

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: color, death, humorous, men, military, soldier, youth,


An aspiring marine 
is assuredly green, 
but he's not as much green 
as a drowned marine.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: horse, humorous, men, military, soldier, women,

The Smartest Cavaliers

The smartest cavaliers at the command 'To horse!' 
contrive to be in time for both a horse and whores.

Volodymyr Knyr 

Poem Details | by Christopher Bunton |
Categories: animals, fantasy, funny, soldier,


The evil Black Widow hatched a wicked plan.

Using a willy worm for weather control,

she could crush the ants empire in her hand.

Just by sending flooding rain and freezing snow.

The Empire of the Ants heard of her plan,

and ordered Soldier B123 to arms.

He took a trained Beetle to be his shield man,

together they marched out past the aphid farms.

Soon they arrived at the Black Widows abode,

and she strummed her web hard, to cause them to flee.

The Soldier grabbed her, and on her back he rode,

while the trained Beetle set the willy worm free.

The Black Widow slipped through a hole in the wall.
Soldier and Beetle stand ready for the call.

Poem Details | by Kristie Raburn |
Categories: culture, desire, encouraging, humor, moving on, nostalgia, soldier,

Sky Falling

High above the parade ground
Our four groups of three
Lined up in a helicopter
Hovering over the trees

With parachutes heavy on our backs
The jump master checks for any slack
Chutes tightly packed, closed with twine
Fastened by cord to the static line

No one wants to be the first
Though we all willingly volunteered
After several hours of training
Our first time was finally here

Hooked into the floor
Inching closer to the open door
One by one... we jump
Our hearts in our throats... thump

Whoosh... we are floating
Slowly toward the ground
Open parachutes above us
Friends watching from the ground

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humorous, me, soldier, technology, war,

I Was a Soldier's Soldier

The cavalry charged, leading the way
     The infantry advanced, joining the fray

   As for me, I was up to a little deviltry
     Donned my goggles ~ battled virtual reality

Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: humorous, soldier,

Big Surprise

A young fellow soldier from Kentucky
He considered himself rather lucky
Stationed at Ft. Knox,
Opened a vault box
But, alas, it was empty … how sucky!

written October 11, 2021

Poem Details | by Alkas Poetry |
Categories: allegory, allusion, analogy, humorous, literature, satire,

General Soldier

The brave general
it's just and simply, badly
mere number soldier ...