Humorous and funny Sorrow poems and/or funny poems about Sorrow. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sorrow funny poems!
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
humorous,
Such a Sweet Sorrow
(WITH APOLOGIES TO SHAKESPEARE)
Oh farting is such a sweet sorrow
“I’m sorry but that’s not my barrow!”
My seatmate’s nose in the air,
I act dumb and even glare~
but just then I give another blow.
-Penned due to my irrepressible urge to respond to Jan and BL's posts-
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
07 March 2015
Written by
Suraj Singh
Categories:
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength
Questions For You
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
Written by
Key V.
Categories:
funny, how i feel, humorous, repetition, sorrow, time
The Procrastinator
maybe i'll do it now, maybe i'll just wait or,
maybe i'll take a nap and save this little book for later,
maybe i'll go run maybe i'll go jog,
maybe i'll really think about it when this show is off,
maybe i should socialize, maybe i should stay inside,
maybe just maybe it may be better to go and drive,
maybe i should concentrate instead of try to contemplate,
maybe ask her for date or maybe i should wait?
maybe i'm a lazy guy, maybe i don't have the time,
maybe it'd be better if i didn't procrastinate.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
fun, funny, future, humorous, philosophy, sorrow
A Sort of a Toast For Everyday Use
Let's be always gay
today
leaving sorrow
for tomorrow.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Alana Tye
Categories:
funny, life, memory, memory,
Land of Sorrow
Come go with me to the land of Sorrow
We'll check in the Heartbreak Hotel
Then, we'll take a stroll through Pain City
Throw a memory in Misery Well
Let's take a swim in Teardrop River
And take a ride on the Lonesome Train
Hike on up to Lover's Leap
No more to walk down Memory Lane
Written by
Katherine Braithwaite
Categories:
humor, sorrow,
Who Would Have Thought
I’m finding Derrida de-structured
And Levinas‘ face makes me smile
Who would have conjectured
That one day I’d lecture
On thoughfulness and all its trials?
I prefer Kierkegaard to Sartre
Who sometimes makes me feel *****.
Who would have expected
That words would be texted
As men smoked cigarettes and drank beer?
Some people like reading Jane Austen
While others juggle with Wittgenstein.
Who would have discarded
The notes in the margins?
How sweetly these words recombine.
Munch liked to paint people screaming
his premonitions were extra strong
Who else would have expected
The human destruction
Europe gave to the world before long?
Written by
Vernon Witmer
Categories:
feelings, forgiveness, funny love, lost love, nostalgia, sorrow
The Gift of Forgiveness
Suddenly Released From Purgatory,
Restored To Life,
The Love Taken From His Youth
Returned To Him Now.
Is This What Forgiveness From God Was Like?
In The Midst Of His Aging, All Opportunities Missed,
All Youth And Vigor Lost,
This Gift, A Cruel Reminder,
Of All That Was Stolen
By Time.
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
age, humorous, innocence, irony, life, sorrow
Average
I refused to bow down to the mean.
To be average would not be my scene.
I’d avoid every trap.
This would be but a snap.
When I thought this, my age was eighteen.
Written by
Maria Mitea
Categories:
discrimination, fruit, humor, inspiration, mirror, sorrow
I Woke Up
but
to get to you
i need Maria
to take me
on the water
her legs
to touch the ground
for me to fly
her hands embrace the wind
for me to caress your cheeks
with the palm
to part your hair like a path
as lips touch your forehead
to taste the fire of today
i need Maria
to bring me to you
#de-dublation
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
funny, life, love, people,
Sweet Sorrow
Susan Shuster swore she'd send
Simple Scottie scampering.
"Scat, scat, Scott!" she shrilly shrieked,
"And stop that silly simpering."
Simple Scottie scans the sky,
Sunday's sunset shimmering.
"Shame, shame on Sue," Scott softly sighs,
"She'll share some sad remembering."
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
humor, joy, sorrow, spiritual, truth, uplifting
What Would Guru Do
When you are your saddest,
remember,
you are the brightest pimple
upon Brahma's a s s.
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
death, funny love, memorial, sorrow,
Epitaph
I saw epitaph
Engrave says, "He died of love".
Pinch my heart to laugh.
Written by
Mark Stucky
Categories:
conflict, hate, humanity, humor, sick, sorrow
Get Well Card to Kindness
Dear Kindness,
Thank you so much for all you do
to help heal our wounded world.
We have heard, however,
you have faced health issues
of your own in recent years.
We’re so extremely sorry!
We sincerely wish and pray for you
to have a full and joyous recovery.
Stay well and God bless!
Humanity
(See also my poem “Quantum Acts of Kindness.”)