Humorous and funny Sorry poems and/or funny poems about Sorry. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sorry funny poems!
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
humor, mom, sorry,
My One Regret
If I weren't afraid, I'd...
Have pulled that red lipstick
Out of my purse
And with cover
Of sister and cousin
Surrounding your coffin
Replaced that drab pink coral
With your trademark red
We knew it wasn't a colour
You'd have been caught in dead
9/11/2019
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny
I'M Sorry
I’m sorry that I burned the pie.
I’ve tried so hard to fix it.
I would have made another but
It is so hard to mix it.
I’ve scraped it and I’ve dusted it
And covered it with cream.
I hope it will be tasty and
A true pie lover’s dream.
So if you squint a little bit
When tasting that first bite,
You’ll hardly know that it was burned,
Though tasting scorched, a mite.
I was so tired of hearing of
Your mother’s perfect pies
That I thought I’d make one better
And cut hers down to size.
So now just take a little bite,
I’ll give you points for tryin’
And if you tell me it is good,
I’ll give you more for lyin’
lWon first place
Written by
Heather Fleming
Categories:
funny, happiness, sorry, me,
Pencil
I borrowed your favorite pencil
and broke it right in half
I'm sure you really needed it
yet now its in the trash
I know I should have asked you
it just didn't cross my mind
forgive me please for I was angry
and the snap of the wood sounded pleasant
and made me feel like smiling
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humor, smile, sorry,
- Weigh Your Words On Gold Weight -
Time for weekend humor
Do you need a good laugh ?
All cultures have humor
In an attempt to be funny
He always laughs at his own jokes
They was hand picked for maximum laughter
The audience does not laugh
09.06.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
John Heck
Categories:
funny
Sorry, Wrong Number
E.T.
Kind-hearted alien
asked his friend: “Can I phone home?”
Elliott nervously replied: “Will it be a collect call?”
Written by
James Williams
Categories:
humor, sorry, truth,
I Owe You a Smile
I owe you a smile
If on today you see me down
Just know that I’m not myself right now
I’m just not having a good day
So please don’t get in my way
If I turn around and snap at you
It’s probably because I’ve already warned you
Today I’m not feeling like myself
So please go bother someone else
I’m sorry if you don’t like my attitude
I’m really trying hard not to be rude
But the wrinkle in my forehead should be a sign
That today is not your day and neither mine
So let me cool down and you try again in a little while
And remember this… “I owe you a smile.”
“The Simple Words”
Written by
Kara Mclain
Categories:
confusion, funny, school,
I'M Sorry, Billy Shakespeare
I despise sonnets, and they despise me.
So obnoxious with their fourteen line rhymes.
I’d rather be attacked by a banshee
Than be subjected to my mind’s rhyme-crimes.
Fingers tapping to the ten syllables.
Dead to the iambic pentameter.
Now I’m praying for the running of bulls.
A better poet would make my freezer.
o, I know Shakespeare would be so ashamed
To read the words that lay upon this page.
They do not stand to the man they are named.
A Shakespearean sonnet on rampage.
I know the man himself would not agree,
But thank God for rhyming dictionary.
Written by
Darlene Gifford
Categories:
desire, god, humor, sorry, sweet,
God Knows I Ate a Cookie
From the top of my head
to the tip of my toes
there's nothing about me,
that God does not know.
He knows I am weak,
but in Him I am strong.
And what ever I do,
He sees my rights
and He sees my wrongs.
God, You know I'm not perfect,
and this cookie I eat,
tastes so delicious,
fresh baked and sweet.
Help me, God, to control
my diabetes today.
And give me a love
for more veggies, I pray.
(P.S., God, Can you make them taste sweet?
Like the cookies so tempting that I love to eat.)
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Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny
Oops! Sorry 'Bout That!
His client had a leg amputation
Oops! Wrong leg due to miscalculation
His client wanted to sue
But as the attorney knew
No leg to stand on for litigation
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 2 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Lawyer Limerick" Contest - August 2010
(Last line based on the old saying "You Ain't Got A Leg To Stand On")
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny, candy, sorry,
Penny Wise
“A penny for your thoughts,” he said.
I took his petty penny.
Without a thought within my head,
I did not give him any.
I took his pretty penny
And added it to mine.
I did not give him any,
On candy I could dine.
I added it to mine,
Laughed at him when he cried.
On candy I could dine.
I wasn’t sorry I had lied.
Laughed at him when he cried
Without a thought within my head,
I wasn’t sorry I had lied.
“A penny for your thoughts,” he said.
Written by
Jean Murray
Categories:
giggle, i am, natural disasters, sorry,
Congratulations Idiot
Consternation
On my face.
Now I
Grasp the
Realisation.
All the
Times I
Uttered the word.
Little did
I realise until
Only on re reading I
Never got the
Spelling right .
I am a
Dittering fool.
I never
Once used
The spelling tool.
Written by
Kadmiel Kweifio- Okai
Categories:
funny,
I'M Sorry, Your Honour
Grey was his wig and angry was his mood
On that fateful day I served him his food.
The sudden silence in his court was deafening and
Oh, it remained so till the very end.
He wasn't prepared to listen to me
Even when all things proved my innocence.
Lawyer Hammond, thanks for making him now see.
Later, I'll apologize for saying the first letters vertically!
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
christmas, humor,
Sorry Kids
Santa hurt his back while loading his sled
Was overcome with a feeling of dread
Because there was a loud crack
He'd slipped a disc in his back
Kids, no presents cos' he's laid up in bed.
Written 16th December 2022
A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest
Syllables checked by how many syllables. Com
Sponsored By Tania Kitchin
Written by
Alan Douglas
Categories:
funny, philosophy, social, sorry, sorry,
You Say Tom-Aaa-To
YOU SAY TOM-AAA-TO
Never ever say sorry.
No matter how put,
a meagre sorry tastes
like yesterday’s curled sandwich,
obstinately irrelevant
to any serious discourse.
Instead, play for effect;
make your mark
with the equivalent
of a six course lunch,
a gourmet spread
of words, allusions
and classical reference;
then profusely apologise
with discipline and skill.
When sitting down
on completing this task,
you may append, quite silently,
the word *******, if American,
or the much more redolent British word
arsehole, even if American !
(Challenge words : sorry taste obstinate relevant serious play lunch gourmet apologise)
Written by
Suraj Singh
Categories:
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength
Questions For You
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny, health, sorry,
Was It Somethiggg I Said
They're quickly away from my side.
My sneezing they just can't abide.
I've blown my nose off.
Peppered them with my cough.
Now I'm here all alone on this ride!
for ~Gwendolen~'s Sneezing Limerick contest
Written by
Amber Chafer
Categories:
funny,
Square, Sorry First Attempt Might Be Bad
I am a square, I have four edges..
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a box that you can buy and ship at
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
allegory, angst, confusion, funny, sorry,
D.O.A.
I've arrived...
D.O.A.
There wasn't much I could say,
Had I passed my final day?
Had I faced my final goal?
Not quite,
For for me D.O.A.
Merely means
Dumb Old *******.
Written by
Akadiri Lekan
Categories:
death, funny, sorry,
A Rogue
Beyond these gates
Martin right's at rest
Found by all his mates
Forever in the wrong
Though he tried his best
Till death strike its calling gong
Written by
Sandra L. Weiss
Categories:
humor, self, sorry, sun,
What I'Ve Done
There are things I wish I had never done.
Thoughtless things while on the run.
Thinking it was just having fun.
Summer days spent chasing the sun.
Making excuses, when there was none.
Feeling trapped, and under the gun.
Looking out for me, number one.
Using humor, a teasing pun.
End an event, before it had begun.
Losing but, convinced I had won.
Judging those I intended to shun.
If only I could go back and have it all undone.
Written by
Akadiri Lekan
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, sorry,
Keegan Armstrong
Here lies the body of keegan armstrong
who has nothing but a feeble arm
Not for work but daily meal raise
After a plentiful meal,he sits calm
Boasting of how strong his arm could be
Written by
Simon Hamill
Categories:
blessing, funny love, love hurts, marriage, wife,
Yes,Yes, Okay, Sorry
Our battle commences
At half past one.
It was the earliest time,
We could both get it on.
The crowds have all gathered,
For our melee.
If we had been famous,
It could have been on telly.
How long it will last,
No one can say.
One thing for certain,
It's starting today.
So there it is,
In a nut shell.
I said, I do,
She said, YOU WILL!
Written by
Roger Horsch
Categories:
crazy, funny, sad, sorry,
Unfortunate
There once was a boy named Willie Dunkhole
Who fell backwards onto a hard pole
It went straight up in
As it scraped off the skin
From his rectum deep down to his soul
Now, I don't know if he was alright
Cause, he jumped then flew out of sight
I'll tell you right now
Just watch where you fall
Or, you could wind up in the same plight
07/31/2019
Written by
Jeremy Lile
Categories:
caregiving, funny, love, people, sorry, care
A Car's Wish
I wish my driver would take care of me,
there's crack in the windshield I know he must see.
He drives me fast and hard,
not to the mention the paint is marred.
The rear tire has been low for a week,
he should worry about all the oil I leak.
All he cares is whether the radio will work,
forget how my front end tends to jerk.
The windshield wipers are broke,
not to mention all the black smoke.
A tune-up how great that would be,
I just wish my driver would take care of me
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
funny, humorous, smile, sorry,
Sorrows of Slummin'
While I was out’a slummin’
I heard the sirens hummin’
hands restrained behind
now in jail I find
I shoulda seen it comin’