Humorous and funny Sound poems and/or funny poems about Sound. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sound funny poems!
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
crush, desire, funny, humor, ireland, sound
Irish Accents and Caps
Irish accents quake my female southland.
Males 'neath Newsboy Caps stimulate dreamland.
Irish yearns may want touch,
Did not seek to feel such.
Ireland trips could stimulate mate's backhand.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, sound,
Fact Or Factoid
A duck
can't cluck
~ So what
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, senses,
The Sound of Silence
Sometimes my world falls silent
I’m longing to hear your voice
So replace dead batteries
In my hearing aids!
At last I can hear clearly
Yearning for those little words
You whisper to me each day ...
What time’s lunch ready!
Written by
Trinity Chasara
Categories:
addiction, cute love, dedication, devotion, funny love, love
I Love the Sound of Your Voice
I love the sound of your voice
My heart sings when you speak
Turns into symphonies and orchestras
Of sweet melodious bliss
That when my ear tastes
My inner joy swells and abounds
Like a river in spate
Unfettered, deep, and resounding
Fresh as the medleys of life
That feed from infinite vastness
I love the sound of your voice
It is soft as doves, captivating and beautiful
Granted to hear now and ever after
Through morning, noon and night
Summer, winter and spring
Then I would gather each sentiment
Like lilies and toss
Each scent that is hope and peace
Upon the bed of my soul
Where the voice that I love to hear
Would come to me with angel kisses
And be my lullaby.
Written by
Cj Krieger
Categories:
funny, philosophy, sound, bird, bird, sound
Zen Buddhist Bird
A Buddhist bird flies
Under the eyes
Of winter’s sun
As I watch his flight
Across a lonely wintry sky
Gazing up
At his long, long flight south
He diverts himself
From the chilly northern wind
A wind
That the sun cannot warm
He diverts himself
With a single thought
As only a Zen Buddhist bird might do
And asks
What is the sound
Of one wing flapping?
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"the sound of one hand clapping"...(by J. D. Salinger) Thank you Leo
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
bird, hilarious, nature, song, sound,
Superb And Albert
Superb, singing mimics without lyrics
Unperturbed and dancing in gymnastics
Albert, buzzing sirens with mnemonics
Swinging with dozens of antics
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
humor,
Sound Advice
When decorating, please ensure that
you wear some old clothes and a hat
the colour choice matters
in case the paint splatters
so pick something that matches your cat.
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
humorous, introspection, music, satire, sound, wind
A Wind Vane
rough draft it will be lovely music though the flags my pen fails to revise
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
abuse, humorous, night, people, sleep, sound
It's a Snap
It's also a snap
to break someone's nap.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
age, art, humorous, irony, people, sound
A Fart
For a farter a fart
is an object of art.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Written by
Henry Victor
Categories:
adventure, character, giggle, house, jobs, sound
Noise and Ooze
my commode has been making noise
that my wife tried to fix it
only to make it worse
and now it started leaking too
by the time i saw it
the washroom was flooded
and i’m no plumber to fix it
neither am i an idiot to avoid it
so, i did with manly mettle, mettle with it
and tightened, at the end, the right nut
for both the noise, and the ooze to prevent
we did leave home thereafter
i, carrying a washroom in ooze
while my wife, walking in perfect poise
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, humorous, senses, sound, voice,
He Turns a Deaf Ear
wife’s loquacity
spouse turns his hearing aid off
silence is golden
Senryu Contest
Sponsored by Mick Talbot
7/6/18
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
appreciation, cute, easter, fun, funny, holiday
They Made Me Sound Crazy To the Neighbors
I died some eggs for Easter to celebrate the season.
How was I to know what would happen when, I’d leave them.
Upon the counter top they sat, drying for awhile.
When I returned, they’d come to life;
giggly, jiggly, wiggly cartoons met my eyes.
They were having a conversation; talking all at once;
Sarcastic egg pointed me out as the one who’d boiled them!
Screaming ensued that brought the neighbors; now...silence.
Written by
Akadiri Lekan
Categories:
children, funny, nostalgia, sound, sound,
My Nintendo
Playing soccer on my small nintendo
I envied great stars like ronaldo
The great pele and romario
"Ronaldo,ronaldo"
The music rises to a cresendo
Right from my small nintendo
I could hear the rhythm of the piano
And my blood ripples at the sound of the concerto
I danced until i'm lost in the solo
Suddenly i was revived by the diminuendo
Of this mystic sound from my nintendo
I checked the terminal to the audio
Oh!,it has been disconnected by antonio
My friend from colorado
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Chilli Sound Barrier
I have a seatbelt and a helmet in the loo
Eating chilli, precaution is a have to
With the flame from my rear
It was any mans fear
The G force in a spit second was zero to mach 2
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
humor, sleep,
Sound Asleep- I Wish
My nagging headache has resurfaced again,
a grumbling stomach as well,
the cold night has given me chattering teeth
and a murmuring heart gives me hell.
My breathing's developed a whistle-like wheeze
and tinnitus with matching tone,
I can't get to sleep with these noises I make-
why can't I just leave me alone?
Written by
Raven Howell
Categories:
giggle, language, literature, sound, symbolism, words
Onomatopoeia
Fuzzy borders
Between onomatopoeia
And exclamations
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, song, sound,
Terrible Karaoke
A singer whose name’s Carrie Oakey
Was hoarse, sounding terribly croaky
Carrie burst into tears
When folks covered their ears
She’s thankful her gig was just low key
10-08-17
Written by
Su Ben
Categories:
fun, humorous, imagination, poetry, sound,
Sound Behind the Door
—The sense of sound—
He was curious, he opened the door,
he heard a scream, then he yelped.
He suddenly banged the door,
someone cawed from behind the door,
it changed to crackle crackle,
then became an incessant echo.
He again opened the door and heard,
the roomful echo changed to murmuring stream,
then turned into rumbling violin. He whined
for annoying sound, then he whooped, then
he yelled, finally he smiled and yodeled
for his curiosity made him aware of
many different sounds there are
in the behind closed door.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
death, fun, giggle, music, scary, sound
Still Holding My Own
a rumbling sound came from the pipes
sounding like playing bagpipes
you have been slaughtered
I have been watered
now looking for new sink types
Written by
Millard Lowe
Categories:
4th grade, animal, bird, funny, imagery, sound
Hollering Birds In a Tree
Woodpeckers don’t talk
Yet
Can run their mouths
All day
Just ask a tree
Hole
And hear it holler
Written by
Maryam Shahbaz
Categories:
funny, imagination, visionary, world, sound, sound
Falling
Its like falling off a cliff
its like diving in a pool
you don't know where you are
you don't know where to go
You spin round and round
until you're about to fall down
you hold you breath and close you'r eyes
you count to ten
and then
you fall
you fall while the world is
spinning so fast you cannot see
you open your eyes
but the world is gone
you look around but no one's there
so you hold your
breath, close your eyes, and count to ten
and then..
you open them and darkness is all around
you hear a sound
a sound so soft,
it takes you a while to
realize its your alarm going off.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
how i feel, humorous, silence, voice,
He Just Adores the Sound of His Own Voice
an incessant bore
he droned on and on and on …
where’s my gaffer tape!
Based on experience at our meal out last night – he dominated the conversation at our end of the table and then didn’t stop twittering on even during the talk on the Chinese New Year.
01/26/18
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
analogy, cry, funny, humorous, life, sleep
Sound Support
When you laugh, the world
Will laugh with you, and when you
Cry, the world will cry with you.
It is safe to say,
When you sleep, and you snore, the
World will let you sleep alone.
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
That Phizzing Sound
It was not the scent that embarrassed me
Nor the sidewise glances here and there
It was a slow phizzing sound that came out
While I slowly passed the gaseous air.
I tried my best to hold it in by tightening
My butt cheeks like a famous levitator
But try as I did, that phizzing sound came out
When I let one loose in the elevator.
written on July 31, 2021
especially for "When I Let One Loose In the Elevator" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Charles Messina