Humorous and funny Southern poems and/or funny poems about Southern. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Southern funny poems!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
Southern Comfort
Cletus finds comfort in Southern Comfort
The day is lost if he don't have a snort
He doesn't like Four Roses
Old Turkey he opposes
He prefers Southern Comfort by the quart
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
animals, death, funny, imagination, life, nature
On the Southern Alligator Farm
Down south on the small alligator farm
Alligators grown to size to alarm
All the workers there too scared
Of young gators as they aired
Parachuted food to keep them from harm
(Inspired by Carolyn's picture but not entry.)
Written by
Brenda Mcgrath
Categories:
funny, humorous,
I'M a Georgia Southern Belle
I am from Georgia, and am a real Southern belle,
I love to be on the front porch with iced tea, and sit a spell.
My hair has to be just so before I go out,
And my makeup is one thing I never go without.
I say “Ya’ll,” and “I’m fixin” to go…
It’s the grammar of a Southern belle you know.
I say “Please,” “Thank you Ma’am,” and “Oh shoot,”
And if you don’t like me, I don’t give a hoot!
7/1/16
Contest 213 Any Form, Any Topic Max of 10 lines
Sponsor: Brian Strand
Awarded 10th Place
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
funny,
Southern Livin'
Southern livin’s mighty fine,
On chickin’ you can daily dine.
So pull up a chair
Don’t go anywhere,
And don’t even begin to whine!
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny, holidaychristmas, happy, christmas, happy,
Southern Christmas Ya'Ll(Usa)
Sleighbells ring are you kidding?
In the lane sun is shining
It's a beautiful sight, I'm coatless tonight.
Walking in the southern Christmas air.
In the meadow we will build a manger.
In the south they aren't a stranger.
We're happy tonight when we see the sights.
Walking in the southern Christmas air.
On the highways you'll see a hay sculpture
We pay to take a decorative light tour
We're happy tonight when we see the lights.
Walking in the southern Christmas air.
Walking in the southern Christmas (warm) air.
Sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
Everyone is invited to add a verse or improve mine.
Sara Kendrick helped me write this one. Thanks, Mom!!
Written by
William Richardson
Categories:
funny love,
Hallmark Southern Funny 1
Our love it grows like southern kudzoo
Everywhere I go I'm reminded of you
In all of the faces and some empty places
And even at the dirt track races
But the time has come for something much bigger
Getting you a ring, its time I figure
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
analogy, humorous,
Southern Accent
Southern Accent
People in the South their lives have spent,
So they can speak with a Southern accent;
Found in food,
And a family feud;
When they died to heaven with them went.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
allegory, angst, funny, husband, parody, satire,
Comfort, Southern Style
Below the Mason-Dixon line,
Where that is I am unsure...
There is one damn good
Southern tradition,
That I bet you know of...
I'm sure it does still endure...
Simple as Southern Comfort,
And cream soda...
My God, it is so smooth....
Goes down like a city whore,
Like my cousin, Twice removed...
You'll fly, you'll fly,
You won't know why,
And couldn't care
much less....
You'll even laugh
at hubby dear,
That jerk that's such a mess!
So, mix it up,
And knock it down,
Your day can
but improve....
And maybe if you're
really lucky,
Your husband,
the trash-man will
remove.
for u-know-who.
Written by
Joyce Messina
Categories:
funny,
Southern Sweetie
I know I'm a Southerner
and I think you'll agree,
When you hear my tale
of when I was three.
I found a can on the floor,
coffee it once held.
I peered inside,but
Lawd, that wasn't coffee I smelled!
My Maw was an icon
known far and wide.
Her cookin' was somethin'
made her heart swell with pride.
But, her secret
she held tight,
no one should ever know,
she put up a good fight.
She was like a donkey,
stubborn as a mule.
Now don't you be stupid,
Maw was nobody's fool.
So, now that Maw's gone,
this much I will share.
My Maw dipped snuff,
that was it, that's enough!
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Southern Hippie
I once knew a lad from Mississippi
Who was known for being rather lippy
His retorts were rude
His mannerism crude
And strangely, he was a sixties hippie.
written September 23, 2021
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Southern Cross
A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not **** it!