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Poem Details | by
Tahera Mannan |
Categories:
funny
He came when she beckoned
Nothing to lose he reckoned
But love is quite messy
When the lover is so fussy
She wanted so to sing
Of winter and of spring
And all he needed to do
Was a gentle kiss or two
Even the crow stuffed his ear
To hear her jeer
An end to his loving mood
Her beak had to be glued
04/05/2011
For Francine’s, ‘enough’ contest
Poem Details | by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu |
Categories:
humorous, integrity, religious,
Sparrow perched on my head;
whispered to me in the ear;
“Come let’s go to Virgin Island
I’ll carry you on my back.
and you will enjoy my turn
when I’m there right on your back.”
“Stop it,” I rebuked the mad bird
“How shall I conceive my babies?
by binary fusion?
by grafting?
is there Holy Spirit?
Devil, go away.
Never tempt someone’s mistress again.”
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
fate, humor,
I was watching
The television
When I Noticed
A clip
Of Captain
Jack Sparrow
All alone
On his ship
He was guzzling
His rum
And continued
To drink
When his Black
Pearl ship
Had started
To sink
He slurred
And he swaggered
From all
That he drank
Then he said
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
I'll now
Walk the plank"
Hands tied
And blind folded
As he sank
To the bottom
He was rescued
By a mermaid
When she swam
And she got him
She left him
On the shore
Where his journey
Had begun
When he drank
To his fate
With his bottle
Of rum