Funny Poems About Speeding or Speeding Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Speeding poems and/or funny poems about Speeding. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Speeding funny poems!

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: humor,

- Speeding -

                                       Full gas and take flight
                                  Police hunting speed breakers
                                     Break through boundaries
                                           difficult situation -
                                 Grandfather plays cat and mouse

Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: humorous,

Speeding Ticket Lament

"Pity me" is the poor country fellow’s whine I cannot afford this speeding ticket fine My car goes quite fast, Lest I come in last And discover I am scratching my behind.
written June 25, 2021