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Written by
Loch David Crane
Categories:
funny, god, irony, religious, spiritual,
Three Atheistic Limericks
Three Atheist limericks
for April Fools' Day 2006
Dear Mrs. Schiavo: Goodbye.
Dear Mrs. Schiavo: Goodbye.
Fifteen years was a long time to die.
Your husband was brave
To withstand the wave
Of inedible pie in the sky.
Why San Diegans remove Crosses from public Land
The SD City Council must hold strong:
Those mountaintop Christians are wrong.
Crucifixion's the sign
Of insensitive minds
Not the Native Americans' song.
Unrequited Faith
Dear Judeo-Christian God:
Your behavior's exceedingly odd.
You let Hitler misbehave
Then killed thousands with waves
And can't keep your priests' hands off kids' bods!
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
funny, god, humorous, on writing and words, religious, spiritual
Haikus About God: Vii
Non-existent God
Subject of poor poetry
Just like this one. Damn.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture, food, funny, nature, prayer, spiritual
Behind a Vegan Moon
No one likes dead lettuce
It must be crisp and cool
And dousing wounds with vinegar
Is certainly not cruel!
For Vegans can not see
Why lettuce choose to be
On a different frequency
Than Donald Trump might be
A salad will pass away
Shivering with cold today
Disgusted Vegans will say,
"I never heard lettuce pray"
Written by
Jerry Dinzes
Categories:
health, humor, longing, love, spiritual,
Reiki Lover - Limerick
She was in search of spiritual transition,
And spent her time in lotus position.
A Reiki Master,
posing as a pastor,
Invited her to missionary position.
****
This limerick has been dedicated to a mischievous marriage wrecking Reiki Master. What power the Reiki Master yields - such that he need not even touch you, and yet you be touched!
Written by
Ingrid Showalter Swift
Categories:
hope, humorous, inspirational, metaphor, spiritual,
Go Figure Those Weeblitz Cry the Walliforth
“Go Figure…Those Weeblitz”… cry the Walliforth!
By Ingrid Showalter Swift
Of Walliforth...the Dreggors Gorth!
with calls of frobulation
The Spraliwongs do bleet and frong
In roudious trapulation
the Wonder Bigiums flaunt their sternest defra-get-ulation!!!
but still moril !
in magical mill…… in marvelous migration…
the Weeblitz sing
a lilty wing
…………………of stupendous
Glora…derid…eration
Written by
Beata Agustin
Categories:
character, faith, humor, meaningful, spiritual, thank you
Victorious Through the Saviour
We dare say that we have a victorious Saviour
Who enables functionality in our behaviour…
Let each one be a triumphant prayer warrior
confessing that we are faithless,* in need of our courageous Superior!
*Matthew 17:17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation...
July 18, 2018
edited on July 21, 2021
Written by
L. J. Carber
Categories:
allegory, atheist, god, humor, irony, spiritual,
An Atheist Speaks With God
An atheist died, and then
his soul which he denied
went to another world,
there to meet the Being
he had so very long ignored.
"Oh my God, you're real!"
he exclaimed,
feeling his soul blush with shame.
"Oh yes, and so are you!"
God kindly exclaimed.
Written by
Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
humor, humorous, religious, satire, spiritual,
Satan's Patsy
You've been tricked
and you don't even know it
You got played
'cause you're dumber than a slow wit
Satan used you like a chump
on the ground your head got thumped
And you skidded and burned your rump
such a wicked fall when you got dumped
Now you're just an understudy corpse-to-be
buried in your role as Satan's patsy
Written by
Rev. Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
health, humor, nature, spiritual, wisdom,
Governance
LaoTse, of Taoist fame,
like other healthy politicians,
psychologists,
philosophers,
and poets,
was interested in the humor within spirit-nature's wisdom and folly,
as the wisdom uncovered
through nature-spirit's kind and unkind humors,
Golden and ReverseGolden Rules
of robustly democratic moral integrity.
Written by
Charles Pullen
Categories:
dark, humorous, imagination, spiritual, symbolism, water
Shower Thought
As I stand below the waters
That rain down from above;
I am reborn.
And as they wash over;
The best of me
Swirls down the drain,
And is forever
Lost.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
crazy, flower, humor, insect, silly, spiritual
My Head Is a Bowl
I have a bowl for a head
I have a bowl for a head
Hollowed out for flowers
You'd think I'd be dead
I hold my soul in a lotus
My soul is in a lotus
My soul is a redhead
As you already noticed.
In this rhyming epistle
I've got ivy and thistle
Hear a tune that I whistle
To my stamen and my pistil.
Butterflies are my persons
We set out on excursions
Such pleasant exertions
Cuz my head is a bowl.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
creation, humor, light, mountains, sound, spiritual
Sinai Experience
Trumpets blaring, lightning flashing
Mt. Sinai smoking, thunder crashing
Moses may have reached the highest of heights
Yet it looks like God rigged up the first strobe light
Written by
Chicano Eddie
Categories:
character, deep, funny love, identity, image, spiritual
Construction
"construction"
every now and then the city
inside me burns and
lights up the night.
as they tear down
this city
with their cruelty
and inability to
love,
they destroy
every heart they
create and hide it all inside
secrets, lies and proclamations
of independent souls.
they wake up planning
every murder in every minute
of the day.
but…
no one will cry for the cold
hearted when they leave this
world.
when they pass me over to another,
they make their life easier and
expose every hole they use to
control the average man.
By: Chicano Eddie
8.1.18
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
humor, joy, sorrow, spiritual, truth, uplifting
What Would Guru Do
When you are your saddest,
remember,
you are the brightest pimple
upon Brahma's a s s.
Written by
Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
humorous, perspective, spiritual, truth,
Sober Compassion
I will never shed a tear
over someone else’s spilt beer
A drunken mistake sometimes
can lead to a clean, sober mind
Written by
Jacqueline R. Mendoza
Categories:
christian, devotion, faith, god, humorous, spiritual
Who Is the Eternal Holy Spirit
Eternal Holy Spirit
The third person of the Blessed Trinity
Has a divine majesty as Eternal Father
The Eternal Son
Date Written: 2162020
Time Written: 3:10 pm
Source: CAT 2010 PG. 35
Poetry Form: Quatrain
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
humorous, motivation, satire, spiritual, wisdom,
Not Good At
Not good at it
I gave up early in life
trying to color
without crossing
the lines,
or not making up
my own words
and spelling
to conform--
though grades did matter
and my teachers
far wiser in
the greater scheme
of things;
so God, someday
I suspect,
will be greatly pleased
or rejective of me,
neither of us
enamored
of lukewarm
and predictable.
Written by
Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Categories:
environment, humor, spiritual, summer,
Summertime
SUMMERTIME
Summertime, most glorious time, short lived
intense season, in which God’s glorified.
Nature is firing on all cylinders,
flora, fauna flourishing … not denied.
Time to savor fresh air, breath barefooted,
notice, clear babbling brooks calming sound.
The multitude of fragrances in air,
summer rainbows and thunderstorms … abound.
Summer, offers variety things do,
time to fire up the grill.
Time to stroll shore as sun starts to slumber,
brilliant flaming hues … all part of God’s will.
Summer has included sunburns, sunglasses,
including shock … received a few passes.
July 23, 2023
Contest: SUMMERTIME
Sponsor: Regina McIntosh
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, spiritual,
The Zen of Cheerios
tumbling from the box
in union with the moment
awaiting fates purpose
absorbing
sharing
becoming
....a part of ....
John G. Lawless
©5/23/2023
Written by
Selena Jackson
Categories:
animal, humor, poems, poetry, silly, spiritual
Wolf
There was a young wolf from Japan.
Who got hit by a pan.
Who wanted to jump.
She got caught by a tree and fell down with a bump.
I think she needs to wear a protective hat.
Written by
Michael E. Harris
Categories:
freedom, humor, imagery, nature, perspective, spiritual
Life Requires a Moment of Tranquility
AN IRRITATING BUMBLE BEE
INSISTED ON RUNNING INTO ME.
TRYING MY PATIENCE
OR SO IT SEEM.
I TRIED TO IGNORE
FOR I WAS TRYING TO DREAM.
I OPENED MY EYES
TO A CLEAR BLUE SKY.
POLITELY ASKED
THE QUESTION WHY.
AROUND IN CIRCLES
HE CONTINUED TO FLY.
HE FLEXED HIS WINGS
AS IF HE HAD POWER.
I INHALED THE FRAGRANCE
OF WILD FLOWERS.
WENT BACK TO SLEEP
FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
10302018
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
confidence, courage, humanity, humor, spiritual,
The Fire of the Soul
the fire of the soul
never die
when you know
what lies within
you
Written by
NJ Tomcatx
Categories:
dark, humorous, spiritual, surreal,
4 Swords
4 sullen swords
4 truncated tombs
4 comatose clocks
4 querulous quatrains
We of the Absurd
We of the Timed Out
We of the Checked Out
We of the Hanged
our candle-like Keywords
wax and wane UPRIGHT
cough up the REVERSED card
confined in blunted light
enter the Knight of Keyboards
spiritless warrior
brandishing weeping sword
time for The Rest
Written by
Belden Raiser
Categories:
dark, humorous, spiritual,
Live Life To the Fullest
I pissed off my spiritual advisor
Just how precious are the lessons
Ghosted by the spirits
Echos—it’s not me it’s you
Everything green and golden
Is this the eye of a hurricane
Darkness whispers—
Extinguish all hope
I think I am in love
Ever startle awake to knocking
No matter what they say
If you happen not to wake
Never ever answer that knock
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
death, fate, humorous, satire, silence, spiritual
Ignorance My Bliss
I know nothing of
where the wild geese go
other than been told
by those with loftier eye
I know little of where
the natural streams flow
if not for those who have
thought to journey and try
I cannot say, whether heaven
nor hell, my loved ones passed
are yet silent. Content not to know
till after I go, if the knowing remain
respectfully compliant.