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Some preachers think that Spongebob Squarepants is gay and they'd like to see him be
Instead of preaching against rape, murder and other problems, they preach against a
I use sponges to clean my tub but I don't believe that they're gay.
If I did believe that, the men in white coats would take me away.
They preach against a cartoon character who isn't even real.
When they preach against such a thing, it has no appeal.
These preachers should find other things to preach against.
Preaching that a sponge is gay makes absolutely no sense.
(THIS IS A TRUE STORY.)
Ernest went to the doctor,
who said that his spleen must come out
The day that he went for his treatment
a rumor was going about
That the doctor was seemingly careless,
and leaving some sponges behind
So Ernest confronted the surgeon,
and gave him a piece of his mind
He ranted until he was flustered,
then after a calming down pause
Told him the staff should be looking,
accounting for sponges and gauze
The doctor was most reassuring;
he said it would all be okay
And told him that he and his nurses
would be looking in earnest today.