Funny Poems About Sponge or Sponge Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Sponge poems and/or funny poems about Sponge. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sponge funny poems!

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: adventure, children, funny, imagination, visionary,

Sponge Bob Square Pants { Cinquain}

Spongebob
                                                       cartoon fiction
                                                 under water voyage
                                         hopes wishes fantasy dreaming
                                                        Squarepants







Tribute To Jenny
Who Loves This Show  LOL



Get A Rope        Hehehe

Written by Randy Johnson
Categories: funny, on writing and words

Preaching Against a Sponge

Some preachers think that Spongebob Squarepants is gay and they'd like to see him be 
expunged.
Instead of preaching against rape, murder and other problems, they preach against a 
sponge.
I use sponges to clean my tub but I don't believe that they're gay.
If I did believe that, the men in white coats would take me away.
They preach against a cartoon character who isn't even real.
When they preach against such a thing, it has no appeal.
These preachers should find other things to preach against.
Preaching that a sponge is gay makes absolutely no sense.

(THIS IS A TRUE STORY.)


Written by Wayne Wysocki
Categories: humor, sympathy,

Sponge Count

Ernest went to the doctor,
who said that his spleen must come out
The day that he went for his treatment
a rumor was going about

That the doctor was seemingly careless,
and leaving some sponges behind
So Ernest confronted the surgeon,
and gave him a piece of his mind

He ranted until he was flustered,
then after a calming down pause
Told him the staff should be looking,
accounting for sponges and gauze

The doctor was most reassuring;
he said it would all be okay
And told him that he and his nurses
would be looking in earnest today.