Humorous and funny Sponge poems and/or funny poems about Sponge. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sponge funny poems!
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, children, funny, imagination, visionary,
Sponge Bob Square Pants { Cinquain}
Spongebob
cartoon fiction
under water voyage
hopes wishes fantasy dreaming
Squarepants
Tribute To Jenny
Who Loves This Show LOL
Get A Rope Hehehe
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, on writing and words
Preaching Against a Sponge
Some preachers think that Spongebob Squarepants is gay and they'd like to see him be
expunged.
Instead of preaching against rape, murder and other problems, they preach against a
sponge.
I use sponges to clean my tub but I don't believe that they're gay.
If I did believe that, the men in white coats would take me away.
They preach against a cartoon character who isn't even real.
When they preach against such a thing, it has no appeal.
These preachers should find other things to preach against.
Preaching that a sponge is gay makes absolutely no sense.
(THIS IS A TRUE STORY.)
Written by
Wayne Wysocki
Categories:
humor, sympathy,
Sponge Count
Ernest went to the doctor,
who said that his spleen must come out
The day that he went for his treatment
a rumor was going about
That the doctor was seemingly careless,
and leaving some sponges behind
So Ernest confronted the surgeon,
and gave him a piece of his mind
He ranted until he was flustered,
then after a calming down pause
Told him the staff should be looking,
accounting for sponges and gauze
The doctor was most reassuring;
he said it would all be okay
And told him that he and his nurses
would be looking in earnest today.