Humorous and funny Spy poems and/or funny poems about Spy. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Spy funny poems!
Written by
Emile Pinet
Categories:
child, funny, imagery, imagination,
A Donkey Spy
Meet Dorothy the donkey
she has a weird googly eye,
when she’s staring straight at you
you will either laugh or cry.
For you see, whenever she
seems to be gazing ahead,
her crazy googly eye is
looking to her side instead!
If you think she can't see you,
you forgot her googly eye;
hard to believe, but it's true,
some say she's a donkey spy.
With her googly eye, oh my!
(Rhyme)
8/21/2015
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Fly Spy
As a fly on the wall of Larry's domain
I would witness first hand the cause of his pain
Once I saw what I saw
Larry's Mother-in-Law
I'm sure that I'd never go back there again!
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny
A Spy Named Cy
We have this guy who’s a covert spy.
This sneaky little runt is named Cy.
Like a fly on the wall,
this Cy can hear it all.
He knows all that goes on in this sty.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
Spy Network
There is a spy network deviously in disguise
Operating in Australia with their country's spies,
We even fund their operation
Right throughout our vast nation
Eating at Chinese restaurants, we should be more wise.
Written by
Brian Eatherton
Categories:
funny,
I Spy
It's pouring outside,
I spy with my little eye,
Something with an R
Written by
Brian Eatherton
Categories:
funny
I Spy
It's pouring outside,
I spy with my little eye,
Something with an r.
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
funny,
The Fly Who Was a Spy
Now I've landed some crappy jobs in the past,
but finally landed a job I'd hope would last,
working as a spy for the C.I.A.,
my first important job
on the wall of the Soviets that day...
Flying around with a little camera,
wearing my little hat,
I saw Putin come towards me with something behind his back,
meeting my demise with a Soviet "SPLAT!"
Written by
Mike Hauser
Categories:
funny, humor,
Spy Games- Starring Kim Kardashian
Are you as surprised as I to find
That Kim Kardashian is a international spy
But don't worry she's on the side of right
Working this time for the good guys
The pics that this twit tweets
Is spinning turbans around in the Middle East
Corrupting the minds of the men and their youth
As they google eye over what she let's loose
Though Miss K. is not the one to blame
It's mainly the fault of Uncle Sam
She's just doing her civic duty
In the posting of selfies in her birthday suity
I've had suspensions for years believe you me
The Kim isn't as dumb as she appears to be
I heard that Iran has accused Kim Kardashian of being a spy...
Who knew!
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
angst, funny, love,
I Spy With My Little Eye
Something.
That is
How does
Love at first sight
Lead to cataracts?
It's a little fuzzy.
***
Written by
Mike Dailey
Categories:
humorous, social,
I Spy Something Lumpy
I Spy Something Lumpy (or what I learned on the web today)
Somewhere in the Poconos
A lady was arrested
Her hiding place for heroin
Let’s say was double breasted
170 little bags
Somehow she did hide
For those of you math challenged
That’s 85 per side
Now I’m no fashionista
But even I can tell
85 bags of anything
And a bra will surely swell
So when cops pulled her over
She didn’t stand a chance
She might not have been so busted
Had she hid them in her pants
Written by
Ernesto P. Santiago
Categories:
funny, on work and working, people, social, sympathy,
My Favorite Spy
My own favorite spy, James Bond 007,
He loves stirred Martini, but not shaken.
He is very lovable and blue-eyed blond,
That’s why sexy spies gave up their gun.
Written by
Kristen Wallen
Categories:
funny
I Spy
As I try to clean up my mother's garden
I spy:
2 novels (read)
4 red roses (undead)
A single roll of thread
5 batteries (dead)
A weeping daisy on the edge
And a bit of some very depressed hedge.
All things my mother would hate to find in her beloved garden.
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
fun, humorous,
Spy Bug
Her computer had a spy bug
So, she pulled it from the wall plug
She disassembles it quick
Then used a new trick
Giving the system a debug tug
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
film, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Spy Who Snowboarded a Tidal Wave
Xander Cage, with his stunts, quite extreme,
Said, "Rules? I just live out a dream!"
He'd snowboard a wave,
Then just casually rave,
"This spy stuff's a wild, crazy scheme!"
©bfa032125
(Vin Diesel in ***)
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
film, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
When Spy Plans Go Sideways
Tom, a spy, with a grin and a wink,
Would dodge bullets, you'd barely blink.
With Diaz in tow,
"Just trust me," he'd flow,
"Though my plans? They're on the brink!"
©bfa032025
(Tom Cruise in Knight & Day)