Funny Poems About Squid or Squid Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Squid poems and/or funny poems about Squid. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Squid funny poems!

Written by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories: animal, death, fantasy, horror, humor, magic, sea,

The Squid Man

The icky sticky squid-man
Squeezed from the water spout
Leapt up my nose and
Sucked my brains right out.

Dug deep inside me
with all his slimy legs
Inside my skull hole
He laid a thousand eggs.