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Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, death, fantasy, horror, humor, magic, sea,

The Squid Man

The icky sticky squid-man
Squeezed from the water spout
Leapt up my nose and
Sucked my brains right out.

Dug deep inside me
with all his slimy legs
Inside my skull hole
He laid a thousand eggs.