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Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
adventure, animal, beautiful, blessing, celebrity, funny, life,
~My Nutty Squirrel Poem~
Up in a tree, on a branch
Now you see me, now you don't!
Sneaky and fast, I'm adorable
Now, why would you hunt or shot me for fun?
Do you like, how fast I run?
I'm not just another chipmunk
Stuffing my face with nuts,
I'm classy and beautiful,
The best part of nature.....
Red pointed ears, I hear you drawing near.
Chuckle, chuckle, caffeine free
I saw you looking at my fine coat.
Fluffy and curious, touch me and I'm Calling PETA!
See YA--- Life Is Beautiful!!!
I'm stuffing these nuts back into my mouth
and Jumping onto another tree :) The End
........
Love The Squirrel from another World.
Love LINDA
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
animal, funny, nature,
a fluffy squirrel
flipping among tree branches—
empty bird feeder
Revised to a 5-7-5 Version
Copyright March 19, 2015
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: (Make Me Chuckle with a haiku) Haiku #1
Sponsor: Poet Destroyer
Poem Details | by
Diane Lefebvre |
Categories:
dog, humor,
Come in my little furry friend
And meet me face to face.
Someone will open up the door
While I step back a pace.
I feel my mouth all watery:
My face a grimaced frown,
And wonder how you’ll taste my friend,
While you are going down?
“It’s never going to happen;
My person laughs at me.
You can run them round the yard,
Or chase them up a tree.”
But, biting them and hurting them?
Oh no -- it’s not to be!
A squirrel is God’s creature too:
And meant to scamper free.”
So now I watch through slider pane:
It’s all that I’m allowed.
But just one squirrel at my door
Is one more than a crowd!
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, animal, funny,
a squirrel climbs the tree
squeaks,squeals, chee chee squawks at me
has a nut in mouth
apparent he's not sharing
he's just chirping chattering
giving me the eye
chee chee chee chee chee
gnawing at the nut in mouth
this squirrel in a tree
chee chee laughs at me
while in his little paw paws
nibbles still on nut
Poem Details | by
Grace Mutindi |
Categories:
funny,
sun’s coat on the maize
here and there the squirrel ducks
leaving her to pant
©GraceM Composition
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny,
nervous squirrel upon
the small rim of the bird bath...
fall breeze moves shadows
I wasn't seeing a squirrel but only shadow of Weeping Willow limb's almost nude being moved with the breeze...Funny but not..LOL
Poem Details | by
Sandra Haight |
Categories:
animal, cute, funny,
He stops
Then hops
On sill
His thrill
To peek
And seek
Highjack
A snack
Eyes flare
With glare
Embrace
My face
To hand
A grand
Cool treat
To eat
Give bread
Instead
Not fit
Drops it!
Seems mad
So bad
Bites thumb!
I'm glum!
I sway
Give way
Throw nuts
He gluts!
Spoiled brat!
Now scat!
August 27, 2022
Contest: Brian Strand Premiere Choice
Sponsor: Brian Strand
Poem Details | by
Chris Yarnell |
Categories:
animals, funny
This squirrel is the best
Mess with him and you will rest
He has a bazooka and a gun
If you see him you will run
If your running and you fall
He will catch up, and help you will call
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
animal, funny, imagery, leaving,
A squirrel in a house he'd not been in before
Grabbed a mouthful of peanuts and ran for the door
He tripped on a mat
And then he fell flat
And his nuts rolled across the floor!
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, analogy, animal, appreciation, funny,
squirrel and robin
at bottom tree frolicking
the bird on the back
of the squirrel like that
on the squirrel's back like a
man riding his horse.
Imagine that now
such a site is that Robin
on a squirrel's back
5/5/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022©
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
animal, funny,
A tan-gray squirrel
runs along my backyard fence
dragging a fur coat
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
analogy, animal, funny,
chatty squirrel chitter
squawking frolicking standing
on his hind legs sits
~
While in its paws he
handles something he dug out
underground left in
~
autumn blend grasses
squirrel sitting eating hazel-
nuts that he's dug up
written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022
Number one James Edward Lee Sr poem for the week of March 26th through March 31 2022
Poem Details | by
Donald Waugh Sr. |
Categories:
funny, crazy,
I saw this crazy squirrel a running,
he must have thought I was a nut.
When he tried to bite my leg,
I turned and kicked him in the butt.
Then I chased him through the yard,
he ran up this great big tree.
That crazy squirrel jumped on a branch,
and he threw a nut at me.
I looked around and found a rock,
and I threw it really hard.
It must have hit him on the head,
because he fell down to the yard.
So I picked him up and held him,
I said please don't be dead.
He came to and looked at me,
then he bit me on the head.
That's when he jumped down to the ground,
and he turned and laughed at me.
I yelled out your a crazy squirrel,
and he ran back up the tree.
Poem Details | by
Nola Perez |
Categories:
funny,
What's the purpose of the tail
on the squirrel who's
practicing his Braille--
his body hidden by the tree
with only a tail visible
to me?
Sends he Morse code
with that appendage
to other varmints of his lineage,
that he's found a tree that's
rather fine, grace a' someone
who protects her Pine?
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
food, friend, fun, humor, uplifting,
My cute furry friend
Eating nuts until the end
Chasing all your friends
Date Written: 2/1/2022
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
funny, life,
sitting here
on a park bench
in Washington Square Park
with the flowers out
in full bloom
watching the pretty young girls walking by
watching the gray squirrels running about
looking for nuts
they scurry about on the grassy lawns
sometimes running into each other
when finding something they believe special
they separate from the crowd
with their prize
and tuck it away
in a secret place
and then back to the hunt
only later to return to the prize
to claim it
not to flaunt it
but to consume it to survive
and then back to the hunt
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, analogy, animal, confusion, cute, fish, funny,
Autumn Silly Swimming Squirrel - A Haiku
chill break of the day
a young, silly squirrel swims
at the perfect fish
~
who ever knew that
a squirrel could swim on top
of the waters so
~
unfriendly cockcrow
a gray, silly squirrel swims
whilst watching the fish
11/25/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Poem Details | by
Trip Johnson |
Categories:
animals, funny, nature, uplifting
"Little Squirrel"
I hear the chatter,
I hear the whirl.
I hear the noise,
of the intruding squirrel.
The damage isn't slight,
and I hope they don't bite.
Something must be done,
or else they have won.
So what can I do,
how can I win.
If I do nothing,
they'll come back again.
I don't want to hurt them,
don't want them to suffer.
I just don't want them,
to come here for supper.
I could leave them a trail,
of nuts to my neighbor.
But how do I know,
they won't come back later.
I like squirrels until they come in,
so I'll keep on trying until I win.
By
Trip Johnson
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
analogy, fantasy, fun, humor, nature, poems, poetry,
There’s a squirrel in the vending machine,
I’ll bet that he thinks he is very keen.
He’s eating up all of the jelly beans!
He’s the worst irritant that I have seen.
He’s devoured all the animal crackers,
pretzels and banana chips, that slacker;
a thieving fur ball of a nut cracker,
who has become a snack machine hacker.
Such a formidable machine invader,
an uninvited and loathsome raider.
I wish I had baby alligator,
to fix him good for stealing my ‘taters!
But as I gaze upon his chomping snoot,
my heart melts because he is very cute.
I suppose my anger is really moot;
perhaps he’d like a bite of Kiwi fruit.
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, analogy, cute, environment, funny,
at this sycamore
tree up and down the acorn
trees scampering and
~
running and hiding
nuts while dodging cars on the
streets leaving tire
~
marks across his back
dropping those nut collected
his stomach he laid
~
dead as a door nail
nuts scattered all over ground
squirrel don't need now
10/18/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
analogy, celebration, character, funny,
I have a question a wondering thought imagine this and that...
If a squirrel is a rodent?
Why? Then why is it such a cute little critter;
And when they procreate do they also have a litter;
With a big fluffy tail looking like a skinny malnourished cat,
...that's just to silly;
That a squirrel is just a pretty rat;
There's one in my front yard he likes corn cobs I've named him Billy;
9/30/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
analogy, animal, engagement, funny,
FALL SQUIRREL SITTING AND MESSAGING
wandering squirrel sits
fluff tail moves notes messaging
liken Morris code
12/7/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
What can a cockamamy squirrel
~ do with an overpriced pearl?
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
animal, anxiety, dog, humor, nature, senses, tree,
The squirrel sensed danger
quickly it ran up the tree
helpless the dog barked
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, drink, humor, me,
A squirrel jumped onto my windowsill
It was not afraid of me
I winked at it, proffered a cup
Mouthed, ‘Would you like some tea?’
It hopped on in and dipped its head
right into the scalding hot tea
And that was the first and last time
that varmint took an invite from me