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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny, political,

Guiding Star O'Er Washington

I pray a  bright star will shine in the air

    O'er Washington to guide some wise men there

        Bringing gifts of commonsense

            And harmony to dispense

                To a nation that is in disrepair

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, poetry, star,

I'M Hitting the Big Time

I’ve finally hit the big time I’m going to be on the stage Reading one of my poems I’m sure to be all the rage I enquired about my dressing room Would it have a gold star on the door With champagne and flowers to greet me (I’ve read about diva’s before) You can imagine my disappointment When I was shown to the ladies loo Not enough room to swing a cat And it stinks of wee and pooh! On 20th May I will be performing one of my funny poems at a local charity event to raise awareness and money for Parkinson’s disease – this poem came about after chatting with one of the organisers 05~05~16

Poem Details | by Mike Youds |
Categories: funny, science fiction,

Star Whores

Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Star Lite

Some people are up to no good
And seldom behave like they should
When in Tinseltown
They let their hair down
Knowing starlets like Holly would

Poem Details | by Ricci Hardt |
Categories: funny, imagination, me, me,

Retired, B%$#@ing Movie Star

Where's the point?
Why go on?
I've got no support,
to face the dawn.
The brought me lust,
the got me friends.
In them I did trust,
numbers to all the men.
They got me on the cover,
of every magazine.
Cindy Crawford, move over,
they were quite a team.
Those were the good times,
they were at their best.
Now at the age of 79,
their just two old sagging breasts!

Poem Details | by Briana Williams |
Categories: character, child, children, kids, fun, funny, giggle,

Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick Star Sonnet

Patrick Star is quite an odd ole starfish. 

Considering he’s a star, pointy, and bright pink. 

The Krabby Patty is one of his favorite dish. 

Bikini Bottom know that Patrick stink. 

Only a job at the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab. 

Patrick loves to be with his friend SpongeBob.

He always go to Sandy’s to destroy her lab. 

Patrick eat and chews on nasty pink gum blob.

Run to Squidward who despises yellow. 

Patrick loves to fish at Jellyfish Fields. 

Plankton find Patrick to be extremely slow. 

Secretes from SpongeBob was very concealed. 

Patrick Star does live under a brown rock.

Patrick Star will always give you an shock.

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: adventure, angst, confusion, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, education, faith, farewell, funny, humorous, imagination, introspection, lonely, loss, lost, memory, pain, parody, passion, people, places, retirement, sad, science fiction, sorrow, sorry, space, star, teacher, time, travel, tribute, visionary,

Solitude: To Yoda, An Ode

Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.

Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.

Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.

Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.

My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.

Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.

Poem Details | by Jason Talbott |
Categories: funny, science fictionstar, star,

Star Wars Limericks

I write Star Wars limericks with aplomb.
'Cuz Star Wars is simply the bomb!
But they don't appear
On this nice website here,
They're at Starwarslimericks dot blogspot dot com!

No special effects there, I'm sorry.
A few pictures but nothing too gory.
I start at the beginning
And I keep on spinning
Retelling the whole Star Wars story!

Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,

Hedgehog - Adult


Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: body, care, feelings, humor,

- Star World X- Rays -

No one asks how you feel

Ready for some squishing

Cold hands that tugs and pulls

The breast is squeezed down and keep me captive

First right breast ~ left breast the same treatment

Totally humiliated, with you head glued to this Star World X-rays

I am sure that this machine was created by a man

Ten minutes you're done ~ your worst enemy is breast cancer

  - Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
    Copyright © All Rights Reserved

  - Published in the Newspaper 29.08.2016

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: beauty, humor, moon, sky, star, uplifting,

The Full June Moon

You hang on a velvet black sky
Your beauty makes me want to sigh
Wearing a halo of stars
I bet you can see mars
The full June moon makes me want to cry
Date Written:6/5/2022
8 Place
The Moon in June (Choose One of Five Forms) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich

Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

Super Star

Once there was an actor called Solomon” the Super star”
Demonstration of falseness and pretense for Oscar
A show of diligence
No show of dog race
Bloody, ultimately no gold is super star better hopeless star!

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: art, beauty, character, dream, education, funny, girl, growing up, happiness, jealousy, memory, my children, song, space, star, student, wind,

The Stage Plan

Roaming in the ropes,

lubing like the tokes,

aging like the folks-

we will to get hard before blasting into the remote!

New ground that you tweet about,

...about a stout boy, 
level headed,
awaits his crown,

disastrously loud-

prays of nights that go by days when there are no clouds,
or an enlightened language moving along by a count.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Ten Star Restaurant

If there's one thing I have a weakness for It's a restaurant that gets my vote for these ten simple reasons ONE... the ambience when you walk in TWO... a friendly greeting from a beautiful receptionist lady THREE... a cozy table in a quiet corner FOUR... a gorgeous waitress FIVE... a menu that has every dish you've ever dreamed of SIX... a gorgeous waitress SEVEN... reasonable prices EIGHT... a gorgeous waitress NINE... amazing food and presentation TEN... a gorgeous waitress BOTTOM LINE... you guessed it, a gorgeous waitress! © Jack Ellison 2014

Poem Details | by John Fenn |
Categories: fantasy, funny, health,

**** Star

If I could lick my genitals Just like my neighbours pet I’d film it with my camera And I’d put it on the net I’d soon be rich and famous Like a real life ***** star I’d buy a great big mansion And a big expensive car A swimming pool, Jacuzzi Naked women by the score A wall hung with old masters Persian rugs upon the floor But that’s really just a dream And I’d be happy I suppose If I could lose my belly And could see my bloody toes

Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: blessing, funny, humor, jobs, prayer, satire,

The **** Star Prayer

We do give thee thanks for the abundance
That is ours in glorious nudity
Even though some of it is saline
And some with silicon
Bless each and every one
Tell your mind what your body 
already knows
Understand this,
They wanna be you, they wanna be just like you
Because right now, you are the sexiest
Woman on God’s green Earth 


NOTE: This piece is NOT about ***********, it is a satire, a humorous jab at 
the Industry
Please enjoy with this in mind or skip over it completely Thank you

Poem Details | by Alexander Seal |
Categories: funny,

The Pop-Star Plumber

Have you seen the part time plumber?
He plumbs in winter and a pop-star in summer
During a plumbing job, he will thrust out his spanner
Singing into it “Copacabana”

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, husband, imagination, life, nature

The Shooting Star

Spishu,spishu the shooting star
Noisily flies across night bar
Lights life for split second
Then wonder if beckon
Which one is being called afar

Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny, giggle,

A Rising Star

Mr Elisha Oitis
Would be of little notice
Were he not the clever creator
Of the handy elevator.

For John Freeman's Giggle contest.

Poem Details | by James Ph. Kotsybar |
Categories: funny, science,

Topping the Star Charts

Voyager 1’s “The Sounds Of Earth”

Eleven billion miles from the sun
a record, golden when it left these parts,
a runaway hit on Voyager One,
at Ophiuchus, sure to top the charts,
will introduce Mozart to other stars,
not to mention Berry’s “Johnny B. Goode”.
The knock-offs sold in alien bazaars
will knock their socks off or at least it should
make them extend their eyestalks in surprise.
They’ll soon begin to learn to sing along
to whales recorded and the baby’s cries —
adepts might even master Earth’s birdsong.
Should Beethoven not prove to be their fave,
Then Guan PingHu’s GuQin could be their rave.

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: fun, humorous, star, universe,

Big Dog

I'm the Big Dog—VY Canis Majoris
in the Big Dog constellation
that's why you still adore us

Howling loudly—I'm a star!
Among the biggest known to man
Distinctly visible from afar
so don't look for me at Cannes!

I'm an interstella' fella red
hypergiant pulsating fireball
which drives the ladies mad!

Living large in the Milky Way G
I'm bright and sizzlin' hot as can be
Full of soul, a potential black hole
So move it on ova' while I supernova!

You Are A Star Poetry Contest
Nina Parmenter, sponsor

Poem Details | by Jacquelyn Sturge |
Categories: fantasy, funny, mystery, people, love, me, people, stars,

Star Gazing

I love to watch the stars at night
I love when they come out to play
I love to see the moonbeam bright
And love when darkness turns to day.

I love when they come out to play
Like little people in the sky
And love when darkness turns to day
I see the twinkle in their eye.

Like little people in the sky
Playing with friends, dancing around
I see the twinkle in their eye
And on their face never a frown.

Playing with friends, dancing around
Forever happy this is true
And on their face, never a frown
It's only smiles for me and you.

Forever happy, this is true
I love to see the moonbeam bright
It''s only smiles for me and you
I love to watch the stars at night.

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: friend, humor, music, night, song, star, voice,

The Fiddler and the Frog

The bow would let out a groan
the big green frog sang baritone
we had great home cooked food
with stars for the best mood
heavenly nights at the lily pad zone

Mr. Cricket the fiddler would play
on the lily pad by the bay
here we made a great friend
friends until the very end
how about another round Jay

Date Written:1/26/2023
Double Limerick

Poem Details | by Abdul Malik |
Categories: adventure, humorous,

Wish Upon a Star

Why try to catch a falling star?
At best, it’s a foolhardy notion,
I rather stand in front of a car
Crawl up to the highest peak
Sail the seas and Atlantis I seek 
And set the clock of fate in motion,
Or cower behind a lie, frail and meek
And drink myself silly in a bar!

~A Brian Strand 'rime me' contest

~One specific rhyme scheme:
A/B/A/C/C/B/C/A contest by Laura Loo

Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: animal, humor, star,

My Contst Pom

Zip lining across the blue sky,
I thought I saw Miss Piggy go by,
wearing a pink boa, 
yelling out "amore,'"
realized now that pigs can in fact fly!