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Robert L. Hinshaw
I pray a bright star will shine in the air
O'er Washington to guide some wise men there
Bringing gifts of commonsense
And harmony to dispense
To a nation that is in disrepair
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
humorous, poetry, star,
I’ve finally hit the big time
I’m going to be on the stage
Reading one of my poems
I’m sure to be all the rage
I enquired about my dressing room
Would it have a gold star on the door
With champagne and flowers to greet me
(I’ve read about diva’s before)
You can imagine my disappointment
When I was shown to the ladies loo
Not enough room to swing a cat
And it stinks of wee and pooh!
On 20th May I will be performing one of my funny poems at a local charity event to raise awareness and money for Parkinson’s disease – this poem came about after chatting with one of the organisers
funny, science fiction,
Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)
Some people are up to no good
And seldom behave like they should
When in Tinseltown
They let their hair down
Knowing starlets like Holly would
funny, imagination, me, me,
Where's the point?
Why go on?
I've got no support,
to face the dawn.
The brought me lust,
the got me friends.
In them I did trust,
numbers to all the men.
They got me on the cover,
of every magazine.
Cindy Crawford, move over,
they were quite a team.
Those were the good times,
they were at their best.
Now at the age of 79,
their just two old sagging breasts!
character, child, children, kids, fun, funny, giggle,
Patrick Star is quite an odd ole starfish.
Considering he’s a star, pointy, and bright pink.
The Krabby Patty is one of his favorite dish.
Bikini Bottom know that Patrick stink.
Only a job at the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab.
Patrick loves to be with his friend SpongeBob.
He always go to Sandy’s to destroy her lab.
Patrick eat and chews on nasty pink gum blob.
Run to Squidward who despises yellow.
Patrick loves to fish at Jellyfish Fields.
Plankton find Patrick to be extremely slow.
Secretes from SpongeBob was very concealed.
Patrick Star does live under a brown rock.
Patrick Star will always give you an shock.
adventure, angst, confusion, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, education, faith, farewell, funny, humorous, imagination, introspection, lonely, loss, lost, memory, pain, parody, passion, people, places, retirement, sad, science fiction, sorrow, sorry, space, star, teacher, time, travel, tribute, visionary,
Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.
Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.
Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.
Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.
My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.
Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.
funny, science fictionstar, star,
I write Star Wars limericks with aplomb.
'Cuz Star Wars is simply the bomb!
But they don't appear
On this nice website here,
They're at Starwarslimericks dot blogspot dot com!
No special effects there, I'm sorry.
A few pictures but nothing too gory.
I start at the beginning
And I keep on spinning
Retelling the whole Star Wars story!
funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,
I ONCE MET A MAN IN ****
WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN
NO TWITTER NOR BLOG
THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG
HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN
body, care, feelings, humor,
No one asks how you feel
Ready for some squishing
Cold hands that tugs and pulls
The breast is squeezed down and keep me captive
First right breast ~ left breast the same treatment
Totally humiliated, with you head glued to this Star World X-rays
I am sure that this machine was created by a man
Ten minutes you're done ~ your worst enemy is breast cancer
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
- Published in the Newspaper 29.08.2016
Once there was an actor called Solomon” the Super star”
Demonstration of falseness and pretense for Oscar
A show of diligence
No show of dog race
Bloody, ultimately no gold is super star better hopeless star!
If there's one thing I have a weakness for
It's a restaurant that gets my vote for these ten simple reasons
ONE... the ambience when you walk in
TWO... a friendly greeting from a beautiful receptionist lady
THREE... a cozy table in a quiet corner
FOUR... a gorgeous waitress
FIVE... a menu that has every dish you've ever dreamed of
SIX... a gorgeous waitress
SEVEN... reasonable prices
EIGHT... a gorgeous waitress
NINE... amazing food and presentation
TEN... a gorgeous waitress
BOTTOM LINE... you guessed it, a gorgeous waitress!
© Jack Ellison 2014
art, beauty, character, dream, education, funny, girl, growing up, happiness, jealousy, memory, my children, song, space, star, student, wind,
Roaming in the ropes,
lubing like the tokes,
aging like the folks-
we will to get hard before blasting into the remote!
New ground that you tweet about,
...about a stout boy,
awaits his crown,
prays of nights that go by days when there are no clouds,
or an enlightened language moving along by a count.
blessing, funny, humor, jobs, prayer, satire,
We do give thee thanks for the abundance
That is ours in glorious nudity
Even though some of it is saline
And some with silicon
Bless each and every one
Tell your mind what your body
They wanna be you, they wanna be just like you
Because right now, you are the sexiest
Woman on God’s green Earth
NOTE: This piece is NOT about ***********, it is a satire, a humorous jab at
Please enjoy with this in mind or skip over it completely Thank you
Have you seen the part time plumber?
He plumbs in winter and a pop-star in summer
During a plumbing job, he will thrust out his spanner
Singing into it “Copacabana”
fantasy, funny, health,
If I could lick my genitals
Just like my neighbours pet
I’d film it with my camera
And I’d put it on the net
I’d soon be rich and famous
Like a real life ***** star
I’d buy a great big mansion
And a big expensive car
A swimming pool, Jacuzzi
Naked women by the score
A wall hung with old masters
Persian rugs upon the floor
But that’s really just a dream
And I’d be happy I suppose
If I could lose my belly
And could see my bloody toes
Mr Elisha Oitis
Would be of little notice
Were he not the clever creator
Of the handy elevator.
For John Freeman's Giggle contest.
funny, husband, imagination, life, nature
Spishu,spishu the shooting star
Noisily flies across night bar
Lights life for split second
Then wonder if beckon
Which one is being called afar
James Ph. Kotsybar
Voyager 1’s “The Sounds Of Earth”
Eleven billion miles from the sun
a record, golden when it left these parts,
a runaway hit on Voyager One,
at Ophiuchus, sure to top the charts,
will introduce Mozart to other stars,
not to mention Berry’s “Johnny B. Goode”.
The knock-offs sold in alien bazaars
will knock their socks off or at least it should
make them extend their eyestalks in surprise.
They’ll soon begin to learn to sing along
to whales recorded and the baby’s cries —
adepts might even master Earth’s birdsong.
Should Beethoven not prove to be their fave,
Then Guan PingHu’s GuQin could be their rave.
Why try to catch a falling star?
At best, it’s a foolhardy notion,
I rather stand in front of a car
Crawl up to the highest peak
Sail the seas and Atlantis I seek
And set the clock of fate in motion,
Or cower behind a lie, frail and meek
And drink myself silly in a bar!
~A Brian Strand 'rime me' contest
~One specific rhyme scheme:
A/B/A/C/C/B/C/A contest by Laura Loo
fun, humorous, star, universe,
I'm the Big Dog—VY Canis Majoris
in the Big Dog constellation
that's why you still adore us
Howling loudly—I'm a star!
Among the biggest known to man
Distinctly visible from afar
so don't look for me at Cannes!
I'm an interstella' fella red
hypergiant pulsating fireball
which drives the ladies mad!
Living large in the Milky Way G
I'm bright and sizzlin' hot as can be
Full of soul, a potential black hole
So move it on ova' while I supernova!
You Are A Star Poetry Contest
Nina Parmenter, sponsor
animal, humor, star,
Zip lining across the blue sky,
I thought I saw Miss Piggy go by,
wearing a pink boa,
yelling out "amore,'"
realized now that pigs can in fact fly!
My star is gone tonight,
No twinkle for gone is the light.
Dark clouds float slowly closer-
Mother has hidden!
And closer still-
This is absurd,
I might just quake,
My fist to give ‘em a word.
The veil which conceals,
My watching eye,
A beauty of the sky.
Besma Riabi Dziri
boy, cheer up, cool, humor,
There was a handsome boy stargazing
Who spent his nights at the sky winking
He prayed to God to be a star
And his voice to be heard from a far
He ended up singing while his phone ringing.
food, funny, health, candy,
If you want to lose some weight
Here's some advice you may want to take
If you wish upon a star
While you eat a candy bar
Very soon you will see
You can't wish away those calories
A healthy diet and exercise plan
Can help you more than wishing can
So, while you wish upon that star
Throw away the candy bar