Humorous and funny Stay poems and/or funny poems about Stay. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Stay funny poems!
Written by
White Wolf
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Otherworldly I'Ll Stay:
Otherworldly is a place where I go,
Existing here is no such thing as time,
Never to divulge the things that I know,
When I am here all things are sublime,
While living in this realm I have no foe,
Nectar so sweet thy ripe tree I must climb.
Esoteric in essence in this place,
Where do I roam with this look on my face?
8~May~2017
Edited on the 5~June~2017
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
humor,
Stay, Doctor Fauci, Stay
Oh, don’t abandon us now!
We so love your masked fear.
Tell us, Dr Fauci, my dear.
What shall I do, Holy Cow?
Should I check my cat’s rear?
Is there Omicron in my ale or beer?
I fret over eating meat from a sow!
Shall I go check my skin in a mirror?
We need you, who makes thing, clearer!
We might have to go to work?
Oh, no, a fate worse than death!
To smell real human breath?
Of boosters and lockdowns we cheer!
Of Meta and Twitter we merrily sing.
The COVID national anthem is our thing!
8/24/2022
~1~
Written by
Dan Kearley
Categories:
food, funny,
Stay Away From the Chuck
I will no longer be trying to cook a hearty Chuck roast
For it usually ends up dry,and about as dry as burnt toast
I tried so many ways to cook this hunk of meat
Though in the end the results,are definitely no treat
That cut of meat to me doesn't seem to be the best
For it never turns out,quite as good as the rest
I know how to cook them,steady,slow,and low
And to use a slowcooker is the best way to go
If your going to make a roast,use a rump,a round,or a sirloin tip
Stay away from those Chuck roasts,and it will surely be a hit
I guess their is no one to blame for these mishaps you see
For I was the only one cooking them,Chef Danny,that's me
Dannyboy:9-7-12
:oP
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, philosophy,
Like It Or Not--It's Here To Stay
Inventive minds can be inspired
Great ideas in time may be sired
High fashion and style
Are acquired for a while
But in the brain sex is hard wired
Written by
Angela G
Categories:
funny
If You Want To Stay Married, Leave the Tv On
Your mouth noise is polluting the table
You sound like a cow in the stable
Must you slurp your spaghetti
Don't dare call me petty
Thank God we have TV with cable
Written by
Anthony Specian
Categories:
funny, life, work, leaving,
Work, Leave, Stay
They think they have you trapped
working working working
You can do it all of that
working working working
We know you are great at what you do
working working working
But this is what I have to say to you
working working working
I need to get away from this place
leaving leaving leaving
I really need a break from the time that was a waste
leaving leaving leaving
If some help could be given that's all I would demand
staying staying staying
Yes, only a little help just wait for my command
Staying Staying Staying
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
funny,
Here To Stay
Ba, Ba, Black sheep
Here to stay
I enjoy being fickle
So suffer with it
By: Eve Roper 3/13/2015
Written by
Bade Khunt
Categories:
humorous,
Stay Calm
Don't have time to hate,
Avoid thoughts that negate,
Resentment, envy, loathing and invective,
None of the above are ever effective.
Instead stay calm when people take the piss,
Ask for their hand politely, bow and give it a kiss,
When they, bemused, all of a muddle, ask you why?
Simply kiss them again and wave them goodbye.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
Stay Kooky
Never let power manipulate you into someone you're not
Be true to yourself while climbing the ladder to the top
You're a smart cookie
Stay happy and kooky
It's what got you there among other talents you've got!
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, vacation,
Stay-Cation
He was found at his desk, lost in a topographical map.
John G. Lawless
©8/21/2018
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
hello, humor, humorous, life, motivation, sad,
Stay Healty
for the past six months
I've been meaning to call
there were four calls in front of you
but one has passed
and it wasn't you
I’m down to two