Humorous and funny Stoned poems and/or funny poems about Stoned. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Stoned funny poems!
Written by
Virginia Mitchell
Categories:
funny
Stoned
Stone Age
Marble stone
Stone mason
One stone left unturned
Stone cold
Tombstone
Stoned
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
animal, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, pets
Stoned Chihuahua
I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
Stoned In Stonehenge - Footle
Stoned in Stonehenge
Fluid
Druid
8/19/2014
for Andrea Dietrich
Let’s Keep Footling Around contest
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humorous,
Stoned
I went barefoot and stepped on a stone,
my gait went haywire and I was thrown,
while I was stumbling sideways,
police thought I'm in a haze...
"Honest officer, there's no homegrown!"
Written by
Megan Wang
Categories:
appreciation, funny, writing,
Stoned Age
Off the clock
The world still spins
As I blaze blithely by.
Time is not always wasted,
wasting away with you,
my quasi-legal muse.
Roulette of the senses,
Not always passive,
Surrealist creativity often surpasses
the lazy stigma that sticks to you.
Unfortunately, there is no free lunch,
though a few diluted senses seem sensible severance
for a peek into my subconscious repartee.
Freed, I flee from conventional thought
spinning visceral, ritual spellbinding tales untaught.
Relieving tensions of the day,
pen takes to paper in the most harmonious way,
singing sweet verbiage I wouldn’t usually play.
Written by
David Drowley
Categories:
drug, humorous, word play,
Stoned
There once was a fellow named Lurch
Who attended a Cannabis church.
Lurch listened not to preaching;
For ignoring church teaching
He got stoned in a grove of birch.
Written by
Esha Sharan
Categories:
funny, giggle, poetry, simple, society,
Stoned
looking at a stone
I smile appreciating
earning title stoned.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
education, food, fun, humorous, irony, nostalgia
Too Stoned to Care, circa 1969
Too stoned to care
wild eyes and hair
My friend and I dare
to order four pizzas
Where are your friends
the manager inquired
Oh, they’ll be here in a bit
our tongues purebred liars
Well, we snarfed down the pizzas
though ‘our friends’ never showed
So, when we asked the proprietor
how much we owed…
He told us $200 bucks
‘coz it’s just your good luck
to meet up with a fellow sleaze
who understands your ‘munchies’
~ and has already contacted the fuzz
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
fantasy, humor,
Stoned In the Park
Stoned in the Park
I sat beside a statue in the park
We listened to a dog’s incessant bark
And then I swear I saw him turn his head
To ask which one of us was really dead
I shared with him a sandwich cut in half
He said “I can’t remember my last laugh”
I asked “who did the paint job on your nails”
“a couple who are now in separate jails”
He was a famous man now turned to stone
A witness to the world with no cell phone
As I arose he sighed a bit too loud
A stone faced angel lost without a cloud
I walked away in silence, shed a tear
Now being turned to stone is what I fear
John G. Lawless
5/11/2021