Humorous and funny Strength poems and/or funny poems about Strength. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Strength funny poems!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fish, fishing, flower, humor, river, strength
Big Brown Bear
big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers
Date Written: 4/12/2022
3 Place
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Written by
Chris Hagy
Categories:
crazy, funny, hurt, irony, perspective, strength
The Busted Hitch Hiker
I never thought I’d be the one
To injure, re-injure, and re-injure my own thumb
First time crushed between horse and steel fence
Second time bitten by a cat in defense
Third time sadly was self inflicted
An accident of course…
None the less thumb thinks vindictive
This time though it’s nice to know
That I am self dependant…
I licked my wound and stitched myself
Saving the cost of the Corporate Medical Boss
A little self- med and off to bed…
I wonder when poor thumb will fall off?!
Written by
Andrew Battaglino
Categories:
divorce, funny, strength,
Man Named Morse
There once was a man named Morse
Who was really as strong as a horse
But when he feared a little mouse
Running madly around the house
His wife quickly filed for a divorce
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
bullying, funny, humor, strength,
Spinach Doesn'T Give Super Strength
I believed those cartoons when Popeye whooped Bluto.
If you're wondering if it was real, the answer is hell no.
When I watched those cartoons, I was dumb because I believed them fully.
I decided to eat a can of spinach and then face the neighborhood bully.
I believed the spinach would give me super strength, I had no doubt.
But that bully nearly broke my neck, he turned me inside out.
I was shocked and horrified when I didn't win.
I was humiliated, I'll never watch Popeye again.
Spinach is healthy, that is one hundred percent true.
But if you eat it and then face a bully, he will kill you.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, men, people, power, strength, time
Time and a Clock
If not time, but a clock,
that's what each one can block.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, strength,
A Grasp and a Gasp
The stronger
the grasp,
the longer
the gasp.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Suraj Singh
Categories:
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength
Questions For You
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
Written by
Debjani Mitra
Categories:
food, funny, imagination, meaningful, relationship, strength
Chickpeas
chickpeas in a pod
conglomerate of peanuts
butter of hummus
Written by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole
Categories:
feelings, food, funny, senses, strength,
Cinqku Two
Stomach!
Keep quiet,
Or want a cane?
It’s too early for that.
Be calm!
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, humanity, humor, strength
Let Your Heart Speak
Let your heart speak
Poets are the eyes
Of the world
A poet hearts
Is too large
Some times heavy
Some times light
Poetry is an act
Of humanity
For those who are
Of love
Poetry is my song
Poetry is my life
Poetry is my soul
Poetry is my spirit
I love the gift of nature
When the pen
Pens what the heart bleeds
So on poetry oh poets
Let your heart speak
Written by
Lucy Needham
Categories:
humor, strength,
Go Ahead
Go ahead.
Cast my heart out to the sea,
and watch it crumble quietly,
break my spirit, make it rain,
you'll see what happens,
see no pain.
Take your shot and do your best,
then watch me laugh
at all your mess,
try to hurt me,
it won't work,
so go ahead,
and do your worst.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
drink, humor, morning,
Full Strength
“Seriously,” the comedienne rasps: “can we talk about coffee?!”
The palms of my feet grind the beans in my sleep.
My bathrobe ties dangle, my hair’s unbrushed.
Can of spinach don’t do much, but caffeine aroma lifts me up.
The tilt wand opens my eyes, i can barely see through the slats
Sweet savory cream kisses my Olive Oil lips, Popeye laughs,
“A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!”
After two gallons, the pull cord opens the theatrical blinds, full strength.
Kim Rodrigues © 2017
Popeye and Olive Oil are cartoon characters created by Elzie Crisler Segar
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, life, strength,
A Grip of Steel
Train your ability to steal
and you will get a grip of steel.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Kevon Worrell
Categories:
funny, hilarious, imagination, recovery from, strength,
Mighty Man
Mighty man with a mighty punch
Will leave you unable to munch
Fist that is hard as iron
Shall leave you with knuckle burn
Better yet days without being able to crunch
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, humor, sick, strength,
Super Roo
There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
He sneezed really loud
Jumped over a cloud --
Landed with a red cape and an achoo
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, leadership, political, strength,
A New Sheriff In Town
Putin has a delightful smirk
When lying through his teeth.
Now, he no longer faces a jerk
Who fears that he’s beneath.
written July 10, 2021
Written by
Patrick Hamilton
Categories:
analogy, confusion, dedication, hope, humorous, strength
I Alphabet Not
Mystically murky memories
Antagonize anyone and anything
Despite delving deep down
Each embellishment encompasses eternal envy
You yearn, yet…
Only one option opens
Understand, undertakings undo unambiguously
Live, laugh, love, let lie
Opt out of obligation
Offer open objections ostensibly
Knowledge kindles kindness
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
funny, marriage, relationship, strength, youth,
Invincible
exult, newlyweds
you're truly invincible ~
aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
food, funny, humor, humorous, strength, wisdom,
The Tin Pan of Woe
The eating of pie before dinner,
It isn’t on point to get thinner.
It’s best to let go
That tin pan of woe,
And be a calorical winner.
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, confidence, humor, strength, uplifting,
Life
Life
Deeper I go
In deepness of life
Cos light is
Stronger than
Darkness
I keep fighting
Cos the rules
Of nature are
The ugliness human
Exchange to a merit in life
Now was us free
Has a price
Especially in man
Made civilization
So instead to be
Just a victim
I chose to go
Deep in the
Deepness of
Life
Written by
Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories:
humor, parody, perspective, political, satire, strength
Who Then Will They Blame-In Trump's Own Words
Defeated , deflated,
despondent, degraded,
All fun out the door,
Am I mad to want more?
Hyenas all circling,
Baying and burbling,
They hunt for a thrill
The chase and the kill.
Bombarded, lambasted,
Prodded and tested,
My world pandemonium,
Surrounded by odium.
I've worked and I've tried
For greatness I've strived,
So little compassion
Today's angry fashion.
All I now say,
All I now do,
Battered and burned,
No sympathy earned.
Yet on I go,
I toil and I sow,
For a better tomorrow
Masking my sorrow.
But let the chips fall,
I'll weather this squall,
I'm great at this game
Who then will they blame?
Written by
X F Lacasse
Categories:
adventure, anxiety, courage, humorous, life, strength
The Trials of a Knight - Apr 2
I’m called to meet a challenge, everyday:
my manner meek, my slow approach quite tame,
I timidly attack the threshold frame
that guards the gate and keeps the weak at bay.
My mind my sword, my enemy the fray
of a whirlwind day, vortex of shame,
I trepidate—I prove myself thus lame,
for conquest is beyond my make of clay.
But, urged along by necessity, I,
drawing on every store of strength available,
gathering my courage for this gory chore,
breathe deep down and let a tremendous sigh
from my heaving breast. “This is assailable,”
I tell myself, walking through my front door.
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
adventure, christian, humorous, inspirational, strength, truth
I Took a Walk
I took a walk
one morning
became night – but
darkness does not end
all light...so I took a walk
despite. Not knowing
where the dawn would
lead; not knowing the
day would starve or
feed...I took a walk
consumed with a desire
to self-lead –
I took a walk, surprised
that my presence neither
closed nor opened any eyes;
my excursion not by any
seemed a surprise – no sister
nor brother, along my way
chased me nor wanted I
stay...
for who knows when we
walk alone, what devils
and angels we meet? Assured
only, of one thing: God gave
us good sense with feet....
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
fun, humor, perspective, sensual, strength,
Humor
Sense of humor
Good skewer
Fair, nice rumor.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
football, giggle, mom, power, strength,
The Post-Game Interview
Indomitable
Indefatigable
Impenetrable
Immovable
Immense
Incomparable
Interior Lineman
~ Quoted, “Hi, Mom’