Humorous and funny Strength poems and/or funny poems about Strength. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Strength funny poems!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fish, fishing, flower, humor, river, strength,
Big Brown Bear
big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers
Date Written: 4/12/2022
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Written by
Deborah Finneran
Categories:
beautiful, change, character, chocolate, food, fun, growing up, happy, heaven, humorous, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, introspection, joy, life, light, love, metaphor, philosophy, self, simple, strength, success, thank you, thanks, thanksgiving, time, today, truth, uplifting, visionary, wisdom, words,
Cookies-Food For Thought
Cookies -
Why can’t I have the chocolate one
I want more
She took my cookie
Hers is bigger than mine
I want to trade
That’s not fair
Cookies +
Thank you for the cookie
I love you
Thanks for all you do for me
I am satisfied
This is good
I am loved
Written By Deborah Finneran :) 2013
Written by
Jaquay Atkins
Categories:
addiction, anniversary, anxiety, art, baby, beautiful, beauty, blessing, boyfriend, class, confidence, conflict, desire, destiny, devotion, education, environment, faith, fantasy, fate, feelings, for her, fun, funny love, future, giggle, girlfriend, happiness, heart, heaven, life, light, loneliness, lonely, lost, lust, magic, strength, stress, sweet love, symbolism,
I Love You
Often, I have uttered these words to myself
Your feminity has entranced my manhood
My vision is focused on your subject matter
A quick study of a woman's psychology
I feel you with my mind, and touch you with my eyes
Senses are heightened in your very presence
Soon, I will utter the ultimate words of encouragement
Constant admiration for your hidden strengths
Instant chemistry between us has changed our biology
Soon, I will hold you tight and recite the following;
Baby, I love you
Written by
Chris Hagy
Categories:
crazy, funny, hurt, irony, perspective, strength,
The Busted Hitch Hiker
I never thought I’d be the one
To injure, re-injure, and re-injure my own thumb
First time crushed between horse and steel fence
Second time bitten by a cat in defense
Third time sadly was self inflicted
An accident of course…
None the less thumb thinks vindictive
This time though it’s nice to know
That I am self dependant…
I licked my wound and stitched myself
Saving the cost of the Corporate Medical Boss
A little self- med and off to bed…
I wonder when poor thumb will fall off?!
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
bullying, funny, humor, strength,
Spinach Doesn'T Give Super Strength
I believed those cartoons when Popeye whooped Bluto.
If you're wondering if it was real, the answer is hell no.
When I watched those cartoons, I was dumb because I believed them fully.
I decided to eat a can of spinach and then face the neighborhood bully.
I believed the spinach would give me super strength, I had no doubt.
But that bully nearly broke my neck, he turned me inside out.
I was shocked and horrified when I didn't win.
I was humiliated, I'll never watch Popeye again.
Spinach is healthy, that is one hundred percent true.
But if you eat it and then face a bully, he will kill you.
Written by
Andrew Battaglino
Categories:
divorce, funny, strength,
Man Named Morse
There once was a man named Morse
Who was really as strong as a horse
But when he feared a little mouse
Running madly around the house
His wife quickly filed for a divorce
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, men, people, power, strength, time,
Time and a Clock
If not time, but a clock,
that's what each one can block.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Elizabeth Smith
Categories:
age, allusion, body, humorous, imagination, inspiration, strength,
Ageless
One has a body that defines age
It's there performing until turning
the last page
However it's subject just as are all
life forms
To times' ravages which then become
the norms
The body is the container for its driving
machine
It's the mind of course what else would
that mean
The mirror reveals a time-aged exterior
But a working mind is proof of an ageless
interior
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, strength,
A Grasp and a Gasp
The stronger
the grasp,
the longer
the gasp.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Suraj Singh
Categories:
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength, suicide,
Questions For You
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
Written by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole
Categories:
feelings, food, funny, senses, strength,
Cinqku Two
Stomach!
Keep quiet,
Or want a cane?
It’s too early for that.
Be calm!
Written by
Debjani Mitra
Categories:
food, funny, imagination, meaningful, relationship, strength, together,
Chickpeas
chickpeas in a pod
conglomerate of peanuts
butter of hummus
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, humanity, humor, strength, writing,
Let Your Heart Speak
Let your heart speak
Poets are the eyes
Of the world
A poet hearts
Is too large
Some times heavy
Some times light
Poetry is an act
Of humanity
For those who are
Of love
Poetry is my song
Poetry is my life
Poetry is my soul
Poetry is my spirit
I love the gift of nature
When the pen
Pens what the heart bleeds
So on poetry oh poets
Let your heart speak
Written by
Lucy Needham
Categories:
humor, strength,
Go Ahead
Go ahead.
Cast my heart out to the sea,
and watch it crumble quietly,
break my spirit, make it rain,
you'll see what happens,
see no pain.
Take your shot and do your best,
then watch me laugh
at all your mess,
try to hurt me,
it won't work,
so go ahead,
and do your worst.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
drink, humor, morning,
Full Strength
“Seriously,” the comedienne rasps: “can we talk about coffee?!”
The palms of my feet grind the beans in my sleep.
My bathrobe ties dangle, my hair’s unbrushed.
Can of spinach don’t do much, but caffeine aroma lifts me up.
The tilt wand opens my eyes, i can barely see through the slats
Sweet savory cream kisses my Olive Oil lips, Popeye laughs,
“A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!”
After two gallons, the pull cord opens the theatrical blinds, full strength.
Kim Rodrigues © 2017
Popeye and Olive Oil are cartoon characters created by Elzie Crisler Segar
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, life, strength,
A Grip of Steel
Train your ability to steal
and you will get a grip of steel.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Edore Paul Oyakhilome
Categories:
depression, education, health, hope, life, lost love, love, sad, sympathy, uplifting, pain, strength, giggle,
The Dazzling Illusion
A CHILDISH GIGGLE,
WOLF CRY ROUSED.
THE TIRED WOMAN ON BED.
THE GIGGLE CAME AGAIN IN
DIRECTION OF BATHROOM,
WHO KEEPS A ROOM FULL OF TOYS?
DAZZLER, SO THEY CALL LIKE MORNING DEW
THIS SOON MELTS.
DAZZLERS, GLITTERING LIKE GOLD BUT NOT GOLD.
DAZZLER, WHAT DAZZLES
THE INCURABLE PAIN OF UNCERTAIN DAYS.
THE EMPTY PROMISES WITH THE DAZZLING ILLUSION.
THE STRONG WILL TO LIVE,
BY THE GIFT OF LOVE,
IS THE STRENGTH OF ONES?
YES, THE STRENGTH IS LOVE,
LET WADE THIS POOL OF PAIN
TOGETHER IN LOVE IS WHAT DAZZLES.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, humor, sick, strength,
Super Roo
There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
He sneezed really loud
Jumped over a cloud --
Landed with a red cape and an achoo
Written by
Kevon Worrell
Categories:
funny, hilarious, imagination, recovery from, strength,
Mighty Man
Mighty man with a mighty punch
Will leave you unable to munch
Fist that is hard as iron
Shall leave you with knuckle burn
Better yet days without being able to crunch
Written by
Derriziel Pierce
Categories:
age, extended metaphor, hilarious, journey, solitude, spoken word, strength,
The Power of the Divine
The drowsy power comes creeping,
Stepping into a disadvantageous fight,
The enigma bites at the tongue,
Every thought is a tearful revelation,
The power of the divine...(snoring).
Written by
Krishna Bhatta
Categories:
anti bullying, art, autumn, humorous, imagination, innocence, strength,
Sweet Imagination
Super Fantasy is my new Teacher
Secret code to talk in Letter
Services are to do to show Man-li-ness
Inner-Peace falls in this Category
Teenage is just Time-For-This
Activity to do is Really-Nothing
New-Embodied-Heaven is that Place
Where Intelligence is in Awakeness
Goal is to make Joy and Travel as a Result
Written by
Patrick Hamilton
Categories:
analogy, confusion, dedication, hope, humorous, strength, wisdom,
I Alphabet Not
Mystically murky memories
Antagonize anyone and anything
Despite delving deep down
Each embellishment encompasses eternal envy
You yearn, yet…
Only one option opens
Understand, undertakings undo unambiguously
Live, laugh, love, let lie
Opt out of obligation
Offer open objections ostensibly
Knowledge kindles kindness
Written by
Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
character, endurance, fun, heart, humor, power, strength,
The Other Side of Me
They say I’m sweet and gentle
Calm as a lovable little kitten
Yet, they don’t know – haven’t
Been told… about the side that
Makes men begin to tremble!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
funny, marriage, relationship, strength, youth,
Invincible
exult, newlyweds
you're truly invincible ~
aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, leadership, political, strength,
A New Sheriff In Town
Putin has a delightful smirk
When lying through his teeth.
Now, he no longer faces a jerk
Who fears that he’s beneath.
written July 10, 2021