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fish, fishing, flower, humor, river, strength,
big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers
Date Written: 4/12/2022
Wild Animal Haiku Poetry Contest Haiku poetry form only. Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
beautiful, change, character, chocolate, food, fun, growing up, happy, heaven, humorous, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, introspection, joy, life, light, love, metaphor, philosophy, self, simple, strength, success, thank you, thanks, thanksgiving, time, today, truth, uplifting, visionary, wisdom, words,
Why can’t I have the chocolate one
I want more
She took my cookie
Hers is bigger than mine
I want to trade
That’s not fair
Thank you for the cookie
I love you
Thanks for all you do for me
I am satisfied
This is good
I am loved
Written By Deborah Finneran :) 2013
addiction, anniversary, anxiety, art, baby, beautiful, beauty, blessing, boyfriend, class, confidence, conflict, desire, destiny, devotion, education, environment, faith, fantasy, fate, feelings, for her, fun, funny love, future, giggle, girlfriend, happiness, heart, heaven, life, light, loneliness, lonely, lost, lust, magic, strength, stress, sweet love, symbolism,
Often, I have uttered these words to myself
Your feminity has entranced my manhood
My vision is focused on your subject matter
A quick study of a woman's psychology
I feel you with my mind, and touch you with my eyes
Senses are heightened in your very presence
Soon, I will utter the ultimate words of encouragement
Constant admiration for your hidden strengths
Instant chemistry between us has changed our biology
Soon, I will hold you tight and recite the following;
Baby, I love you
bullying, funny, humor, strength,
I believed those cartoons when Popeye whooped Bluto.
If you're wondering if it was real, the answer is hell no.
When I watched those cartoons, I was dumb because I believed them fully.
I decided to eat a can of spinach and then face the neighborhood bully.
I believed the spinach would give me super strength, I had no doubt.
But that bully nearly broke my neck, he turned me inside out.
I was shocked and horrified when I didn't win.
I was humiliated, I'll never watch Popeye again.
Spinach is healthy, that is one hundred percent true.
But if you eat it and then face a bully, he will kill you.
divorce, funny, strength,
There once was a man named Morse
Who was really as strong as a horse
But when he feared a little mouse
Running madly around the house
His wife quickly filed for a divorce
humorous, men, people, power, strength, time,
If not time, but a clock,
that's what each one can block.
crazy, funny, hurt, irony, perspective, strength,
I never thought I’d be the one
To injure, re-injure, and re-injure my own thumb
First time crushed between horse and steel fence
Second time bitten by a cat in defense
Third time sadly was self inflicted
An accident of course…
None the less thumb thinks vindictive
This time though it’s nice to know
That I am self dependant…
I licked my wound and stitched myself
Saving the cost of the Corporate Medical Boss
A little self- med and off to bed…
I wonder when poor thumb will fall off?!
age, allusion, body, humorous, imagination, inspiration, strength,
One has a body that defines age
It's there performing until turning
the last page
However it's subject just as are all
To times' ravages which then become
The body is the container for its driving
It's the mind of course what else would
The mirror reveals a time-aged exterior
But a working mind is proof of an ageless
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength, suicide,
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
feelings, food, funny, senses, strength,
Or want a cane?
It’s too early for that.
food, funny, imagination, meaningful, relationship, strength, together,
chickpeas in a pod
conglomerate of peanuts
butter of hummus
Cast my heart out to the sea,
and watch it crumble quietly,
break my spirit, make it rain,
you'll see what happens,
see no pain.
Take your shot and do your best,
then watch me laugh
at all your mess,
try to hurt me,
it won't work,
so go ahead,
and do your worst.
africa, courage, freedom, humanity, humor, strength, writing,
Let your heart speak
Poets are the eyes
Of the world
A poet hearts
Is too large
Some times heavy
Some times light
Poetry is an act
For those who are
Poetry is my song
Poetry is my life
Poetry is my soul
Poetry is my spirit
I love the gift of nature
When the pen
Pens what the heart bleeds
So on poetry oh poets
Let your heart speak
drink, humor, morning,
“Seriously,” the comedienne rasps: “can we talk about coffee?!”
The palms of my feet grind the beans in my sleep.
My bathrobe ties dangle, my hair’s unbrushed.
Can of spinach don’t do much, but caffeine aroma lifts me up.
The tilt wand opens my eyes, i can barely see through the slats
Sweet savory cream kisses my Olive Oil lips, Popeye laughs,
After two gallons, the pull cord opens the theatrical blinds, full strength.
Kim Rodrigues © 2017
Popeye and Olive Oil are cartoon characters created by Elzie Crisler Segar
humorous, life, strength,
Train your ability to steal
and you will get a grip of steel.
Edore Paul Oyakhilome
depression, education, health, hope, life, lost love, love, sad, sympathy, uplifting, pain, strength, giggle,
A CHILDISH GIGGLE,
WOLF CRY ROUSED.
THE TIRED WOMAN ON BED.
THE GIGGLE CAME AGAIN IN
DIRECTION OF BATHROOM,
WHO KEEPS A ROOM FULL OF TOYS?
DAZZLER, SO THEY CALL LIKE MORNING DEW
THIS SOON MELTS.
DAZZLERS, GLITTERING LIKE GOLD BUT NOT GOLD.
DAZZLER, WHAT DAZZLES
THE INCURABLE PAIN OF UNCERTAIN DAYS.
THE EMPTY PROMISES WITH THE DAZZLING ILLUSION.
THE STRONG WILL TO LIVE,
BY THE GIFT OF LOVE,
IS THE STRENGTH OF ONES?
YES, THE STRENGTH IS LOVE,
LET WADE THIS POOL OF PAIN
TOGETHER IN LOVE IS WHAT DAZZLES.
animal, humor, sick, strength,
There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
He sneezed really loud
Jumped over a cloud --
Landed with a red cape and an achoo
funny, hilarious, imagination, recovery from, strength,
Mighty man with a mighty punch
Will leave you unable to munch
Fist that is hard as iron
Shall leave you with knuckle burn
Better yet days without being able to crunch
anti bullying, art, autumn, humorous, imagination, innocence, strength,
Super Fantasy is my new Teacher
Secret code to talk in Letter
Services are to do to show Man-li-ness
Inner-Peace falls in this Category
Teenage is just Time-For-This
Activity to do is Really-Nothing
New-Embodied-Heaven is that Place
Where Intelligence is in Awakeness
Goal is to make Joy and Travel as a Result
character, endurance, fun, heart, humor, power, strength,
They say I’m sweet and gentle
Calm as a lovable little kitten
Yet, they don’t know – haven’t
Been told… about the side that
Makes men begin to tremble!
age, extended metaphor, hilarious, journey, solitude, spoken word, strength,
The drowsy power comes creeping,
Stepping into a disadvantageous fight,
The enigma bites at the tongue,
Every thought is a tearful revelation,
The power of the divine...(snoring).
analogy, confusion, dedication, hope, humorous, strength, wisdom,
Mystically murky memories
Antagonize anyone and anything
Despite delving deep down
Each embellishment encompasses eternal envy
You yearn, yet…
Only one option opens
Understand, undertakings undo unambiguously
Live, laugh, love, let lie
Opt out of obligation
Offer open objections ostensibly
Knowledge kindles kindness
africa, confidence, humor, strength, uplifting,
Deeper I go
In deepness of life
Cos light is
I keep fighting
Cos the rules
Of nature are
The ugliness human
Exchange to a merit in life
Now was us free
Has a price
Especially in man
So instead to be
Just a victim
I chose to go
Deep in the
funny, marriage, relationship, strength, youth,
you're truly invincible ~
aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet