Humorous and funny Student poems and/or funny poems about Student. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Student funny poems!
Written by
Cindi Rockwell
Categories:
funny, humorous, math, school, student, word play
Math Blues
They try to give math a happier spin
"How many times can this number go in?"
As if you are part of some numerical clique
Because you can find a square root extra quick.
It's always "add up," time's up," "divide up,"
That keeps me looking down, counting down, feeling . . . yup.
I can't find the angle for a celebration
When numbers and math are in the equation!!!
2/6/2016
Written by
Tasha Taylor
Categories:
cute love, feelings, giggle, smile, student, teenage
Your Smile
I see you walking down the hall.
Your gorgeous blonde hair,
Thoughtful blue eyes, and
Perfect smile make me flustered.
I try to disappear into myself
When I will pass you.
A God like you doesn't notice
People who are like me.
Somehow, you catch my eye
And you wink at me as we pass.
When you can't see me anymore,
A smile lights up my face.
The impossible actually happened!
I am left grinning like a giggly idiot,
Getting concerned glances by others.
Yet, I don't care because you smiled at me:
You with your sunshine hair,
Deep, blue ocean eyes, and
your contagious smile.
My smile glows because of your smile.
Written by
Jamey Hourigan
Categories:
funny, health,
To the Medical Student
We bust ours
To help theirs.
Masters of the all-nighter,
Supporters of caffeine.
Sleep is but another word,
Far less important than fascia.
Pushing ourselves
For that extra tenth of a grade.
Somehow it doesn’t matter,
Those wise-second years tell us.
The boards will level us all,
Make our efforts worthless they say…
Our noses to our 700 pages of biochemistry,
Our pens doodling on our useless behavioral medicine books…
We ignore them, pushing on.
Together we have arrived…
With one goal in mind…
To make tons of money and marry super models…
Err,
To bust ours,
So we can help theirs…
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
humor,
The Foreign Student
The Foreign Student
By Elton Camp
Ahamed’s command of English wasn’t so good
But to make a fine impression, he did all he could
He walked up to one of his professors in the hall
It was the South, so he nicely said, “Howdy y’all.”
“To be a member of your class is a great delight.
I overheard some students praise you last night.”
“They said you’re so smart, you don’t have to try.
It just comes naturally for you to be a wise guy.”
Written by
Carlos Kipkoech
Categories:
crazy, earth day, funny love, high school, silly, student
Why I Fail In English
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student
teachers pet
my math teachers fav'rite cat
likes to wear a baseball hat
when the class stares it down
it will hiss with a frown
red sox man are where its at.
Written by
Thabiso Xulu
Categories:
2nd grade, humorous, i love you, student, sweet, teacher
Teachers
Who taught the world to read?
Not for money but a good deed
Taught us how to spell
And picked us when we fell
Taught us how to count
Told us the world was round
Standing in front of creatures
All with different features
Preaching in sense of teaching
Helping reach dreams that need reaching
Doctors and lawyers
Even taught the rock stars
If the world were fair
Would have seen talent so rare
I love my teacher
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
car, daughter, father, funny, humor, student
People Help Survivors After Storm Drives Through a Town
The people who were still alive
Helped other survivors revive
All this didn’t bother
An excellent father
Who just taught his daughter to drive
Written by
Ugwu Cornelius Chidera
Categories:
humor
There Once Ws a Student Named Gest
There once was a
student named Gest.
Among all his
classmate,he's best.
He dumped all his
books
and followed all
cooks.
Which lastly he
failed much the rest.
Written by
Mariam Traore
Categories:
adventure, education, funny, silly, student,
School
I went to school
It was very very cool
But kids ate tools,
and the teachers were fools
Did I mention that they all drank from a pool
So I guess that school is not very very cool
Written by
Ethan Sherman
Categories:
funny, school,
Being a Student
Being a student is rough
the courses are really tough
but when I hit May
a test each day?
You know what? I've had enough!
Written by
Lisha Porwal
Categories:
hilarious, humorous, poetry, school, student, teenage
Illogical Wish
Time up! Time up!
Examiner's tune
Shut up! Shut up!
Teacher's tune
Hey! Can't we ban it?
We children get a year to hear
And only 3 hours to star
Can't we keep it on a little par?
Oh! I didn't mean a long year,
But at least a day
And then it will, one on one.
Teacher talks the whole day
It may be any topic
Can't we make it on a par?
Oh! I don't mean:
Be a talkative or a lecturer
But a discusser
And then it can be on any topic.
Time up! Time up!
Examiner's tune
Shut up! Shut up!
Teacher's tune
Hey! Can't we ban it?
~Generating witty and impossible thoughts will never lead us to our goals while generating positive vibes for learning everything will.
Written by
Jerome Malenfant
Categories:
dark, humorous,
An Earnest Young Student of Greek
An earnest young student of Greek
Raised his hand in class so to speak.
The professor replied
“I wouldn’t advise.
After all, you’ve been dead for a week!”
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
beautiful, cool, giggle, gothic, humorous, student
Strip Tease
Strip tease
Pay and see such a great act
Everyone’s desires fulfilled
Watch with satisfaction for what your about to see
Catching your attention don’t fall asleep
And to begin my performance…
What the…
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
anxiety, humor, language, poetry, student, teacher
Tefl Frustrations
English
Anguish
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, student,
Qop Strikes Again With Another Poop Poem - For Deb M
A student at Turdbois Uni
Is studying Scatology
Sue must write a thesis
On impacted faeces
She admits it’s a crap degree!
Written by
Ironic Zink
Categories:
humorous, imagination, student,
My Name Is For Real
I am told this was the most popular baby boys' name in 1984.
I was born that year and in high school I had 40 friends; maybe more—
With the same first name to grace the locker room floor.
So I learned not to turn around when classmates in the hallway begun to hiss...
The most common name that rhymes with this.
As for the rules of this contest, I still could write my real name and give all Soupsters' the fits.
But no matter how common my name may be...
It is wondrous and with a different one, I may not even be me.
Thank you this for rhyming with hiss and thank you for giving all Soupsters' the fits!
for real—
1/07/17
Written by
April Phillips
Categories:
addiction, anxiety, good night, growing up, humor, student
The Wall
Stopped up
I hit a wall
I think I know you
Your just another trap
You make me mad
Stop shutting me out
I see you again
Your so much friendlier than your flat friend
Lean on me
I will hold you up
A rattta tat tat
You call me a cab
Its hard to leave you
I will be back
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
friendship, graduation, humor, school, student, teen
I Posted a New Short Story - Seniors
I have another piece that's too long for here - so it's in "Short Storries."
It's called "Seniors" - about a High School graduation party
I know I could take things out - but then it's not what I wanted to say *shrug*
Here's the link
URL: https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/seniors_9476
I hope you like it!
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
funny, health,
Senior Student
Senior Student.
Senescence...don’t know what that word means,
I forget so many words now a days.
A man called Alexander has stopped writing says
he forget dates and names of famous persons
but isn’t that what Wikipedia is for?
Senescence...old age, I read, better than senile which
is a word full ancient dust, of knowledge chipped off
an old statue, like the one I saw in Rome,
time had made his face featureless and he had lost
six fingers. Senior citizen me? I still have nine fingers.
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
funny
The Foreign Student
The Foreign Student
By Elton Camp
Ahamed’s command of English wasn’t so good,
But to make a fine impression, he did all he could.
He walked up to one of his professors in the hall,
It was the South, so he nicely said, “Howdy y’all.”
“To be a member of your class is a great delight.
I overheard some students praise you last night.
They said you are so smart, you don’t have to try.
It just comes so naturally for you to be a wise guy.”
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
boyfriend, leaving, obituary, romance, school, student
Funny
“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.
I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will cut through my life.
Somehow, it’s become real
this part of the deal
where my dear Dr. Peter
will vamoose from our theater
where I’ve acted like I could go on
when I return next year, and he’s gone.
Written by
Laura Naville
Categories:
career, class, cool, humorous, student, teacher
Texas Teach Ms Annie Hall
That doll, she outpaced any criminal
An honest gunslinger Ms. Annie Hall
She threw us cupcakes and books
We kept our seats by stern looks
She made accountants and the world did sprawl!
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Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
humor, student, truth,
ingenue
I'm not an 'ingénue' anymore - that’s been vitiated.
I'm not innocent, pure, naive or vulnerable -
which are technically, 'ingénue' requirements
(I don’t make the rules).
That being said, if no one has an objection,
in terms of narrative trajectory, I'd like to be
considered a 'fémme fatale' until further notice.
.
.
Songs for this:
HEATED by Beyoncé
Hysterical Us by Magdalena Bay
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
fun, humor, school, student,
Finally Friday
It’s finally Friday night
there’s not a professor in sight.
If you think I’m happy - you’re right!
My homework assignment is light,
I just have an essay to write.
We and our sister suite will unite,
dragging a couch over, so the seating is right.
We’ll binge on Ozark most of the night,
‘cause we’re all Justin Bateman acolytes.
Pizza and ice cream will be a highlight,
in an evening of lazy delights.
I wish you could join us on-site,
but a quarantine prevents the invite.